Hello and welcome to Truth or Fail, the YouTube game show. The rules are simple. I tell you two purported facts and you either click on the true one or you fail. And as always, there will be a prize. One random person who makes it through to the end and leaves a comment will get one of my books. Woo! But we don't play for prizes, we play to learn about how crazy world leaders are which is super important because it's very possible that someone watching this could one day be a world leader. It's also possible, I guess, that someone watching this is currently a world leader in which case, uh, get back to work. Alright, let's get started with your first set of facts.

Fact one: Fidel Castro is in The Guinness Book of World Records for giving the longest speech in the history of the United Nations. It lasted two hours and twenty-nine minutes. No bathroom break.

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Fact two: Michel Martelly, the new President of Haiti, was a popular Haitian recording artist who is famous for his filthy lyrics and getting naked during performances.

Which one is it? It is time to make your choice. Are you going to go with Martelly or Castro? What will it be? Nothing funny is going to happen if you wait until the end. All that will happen is that you will fail prematurely. It will be sad. FAIL!