Good morning Hank, it's Tuesday.

It's Question Tuesday, where I answer real questions from real nerdfighters! -awesome intro by Julia Nunes- Is the character of Ben in your book, Paper Towns, based on anyone you knew in high school? Yes, myself. Is it still possible to be a secret sibling?

Yeah! Just make video responses! Everyone who makes video responses is a secret sibling!

How's NANOWRIMO going? Mmm, it's going OK but I'm ten thousand words behind because I've had to work on the Paper Towns screenplay revision. How's the Paper Towns screenplay?

Mmm, going OK but I'm a little bit behind because I've had to work on NANOWRIMO. What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more.

What's up with the beard? It makes you look like a creeper! I'm growing the beard for something called Movember in which lots of people grow unusual facial hair in order to raise money for prostate cancer research.

So anyway, someone offered some money to prostate cancer research if I grew the beard for the whole month. Your question ought to be why is Hank currently clean shaven in clear support of prostate cancer? Wait, who the eff is hank?

Hank is an optical disc originally created to store sound recordings. But these days, many different kinds of data are recorded on Hank. Is Hank's album gonna be on iTunes?

It already is on iTunes! Link in the doobly-doo! But would recommend that you consider buying the actual physical Hank, because that comes with a poster.

Why don't you like unicorns? Do you at least like glitter? I don't like unicorns because they refuse to disarm and become horses, they insist on walking around with those deadly weapons attached to their faces!

But yeah, I love glitter... Specifically glittery unicorn poison. How do you feel about fruit cake?

It's kinda the unicorn of the cake genre to me. I wanna buy Hank's album but I don't have any money though. Your question is not technically a question nor, in fact, am I convinced that it's a sentence but I wanna help you.

For forty eight hours from the moment this video goes live, I will give you two dollars. Seriously. So here's what I'm gonna do and Hank's not even gonna find out about it for like, a week, 'cause he's on tour.

For the next two days if you go to the link in the doobly-doo, DFTBA dot com slash John is giving me two dollars, your CD will only cost thirteen dollars and then I will pay the other two dollars to Hank. Also, I think I'm gonna pay him in two dollar bills because I have a ton of two dollar bills and lately I've been like, what do you do with these things? Oh, and if you're mad because you already bought the CD and so I'm not giving you two dollars, here's a two dollar hug.

It's just for you. Can you feel it? I can feel it.

Feels good. That's enough, it's starting to get a little awkward, huh? Ok, I'm gonna, lets, ok.

That was nice though. Glad we had that. Are your books in Serbian?

Amazingly, yes! Check out my Serbian name, it's like, "Džon Grin". Or maybe it's Dijon Grin.

Do you have any tips on coming out to my parents? I think all you can do is be honest, I mean the hard part isn't the part where you say, "I'm gay", the hard part is where you have to be understanding of however they respond. Good luck, I'm rootin' for ya.

Have we found "Gus is a Bug" yet? YES! What I could not do for three years, Nerdfighteria did collectively in like, twenty minutes!

So the Gus book is currently on its way to my house, Nerdfighters, please keep sending in your awesome Gus illustrations, and congratulations, now you get to punish me. Yay. The official thread for discussing punishments can be found at a link in the doobly-doo.

Nerdfighters, there's some video of Hank on tour in the doobly-doo. I'm, I, have I been pointing in the wrong direction this entire time? Or am I pointing in the right direction?

God, I hate directions! Anyway, there's a bunch of tour videos in the doobly-doo and Hank, I'll see you tomorrow.