Good morning John, it's Wednesday. I'm in bed because I feel really bad. Yesterday I felt fine at 8 o'clock and then by 9 o'clock I had a 101 degree fever and a sore throat and a sinus headache and all of my skin hurt to touch, so I felt like not having anything touch me. Then I wanted to go to bed so I did. And then I woke up about 25 different times because I was having the same dream over and over again about having to build a satellite of Lego pieces with an incompetent team of jerks who didn't know how to build a satellite. It was really embarrassing that our satellite was so bad. And I had that dream all night long, the same dream, over and over again, and I really didn't like it, and I had to pee a lot. I did get my computer so that I could be awake and do things while in bed. I love that you can do that nowadays. You can totally be a productive citizen without ever having to leave your bed. I watched episodes of Tiny Toon Adventures which I love that show, so I came to have the fun with Yakko, Wakko and Dot and Bu-Babs and Buster Bunny and Pinky and The Brain, and this is a... stuffed animal that I was cuddling with. Why is it a strike when you miss the ball? In baseball why isn't it... you strike, like if I strike you, you don't say I struck you if I missed. It doesn't make any sense. And I also spent some time exploring Your Pants, and I found some of my favorite threads in the history of all forums ever. Like this one that you can click in the doobly-doo about how, uh, science-y people to blow minds. It's great. And then this one, there was a thread for people from Palestine and people from Israel and then the people in those in that thread decided that they should collaborate and be one thread. Middle East peace in Your Pants. And I also really liked this one in which people talk about how they became nerdfighters. Everybody finds these videos a different way, and there's a million billion ways to do it and there's one person for every way to do it cause there's a million billion of you. Hi! Sometimes I feel like we've been unfair to the giraffes, John. I think that we can make it up to them. Additionally, I have some great news if you live in Seattle or Portland, I am going to be in Seattle or Portland next month, Marchy times, and I don't know exactly when but I'll put the information in the describaboop. Uuuuuuuooghuuhhh. I'm gonna go to bed. John, I'll see you on Fridaaaay. Uuuuuuuhhh.