[Intro Sequence]

Gigi: Okay William, I've gotten your messages and emails and texts. Aunt Catherine even called. You did not have to invoke Aunt Catherine!

I'm aware of the issue with the deadline for grad school, but in my defense, there is so much going on with the beta test right now!
I mean, it was dramatic enough when we confirmed that a stationary cycling training facility and a high-end spinning program are exactly the same thing, but once the owners got to Sanditon? I... I'll just show you: Domino play Tom Parker 17.
Tom: It's on?
Ed [off screen]: Yeah, it's on.
Tom: But I don't see the... the little lighty thingy.
Ed: There's never been a little lighty thingy, you know that! I... [coughs] Should I get back to the office?
Tom: The... office? Or the ice cream shop? Mmh? No no, I need you here. Now... now... now roll it!
Ed: We're already rolling.
Tom [softly]: Okay... 3, 2, 1, action. [louder] Hello Sanditon! I have decided to use Domino to introduce you to one of our newest arrivals in the business community, and someone who I know is going to become an integral part in New Sanditon's fitness initiative: Letitia Griffiths.
Griff: Hello Sanditon! And please, call me Griff. Spin Cycle is a high-energy fitness routine with a devoted following, and we are so excited to be opening up our newest location right here in Sanditon. We work hard to make you work hard!
Beau [off-screen]: Hah, is Dad still making you use that line?
Griff: What are you doing here?
Beau: See, I was gonna ask you the same question, but then I heard that catch-phrase so... pretty much no. Hey man, this time is righteous. 
Tom: Yes, well... indeed, it is righteous. Do you, uh, know each other? I admit, I know the fitness community is small--
Letitia: Oh we know each other all right. He's my brother and he can't be here.
Beau: Well metaphysics disagrees, sister o' mine. Besides, don't pretend that Spin Cycle would even bother with a market this small if it weren't for you tryin' to drag me out of business.
Griff: I'll have you know Sanditon is a up-and-coming health and fitness destination. We want in on the ground floor. 
Beau: Please, Sanditon is a laid-back beach town that loves to stay in shape. Which is why it's a perfect place for Sit & Spin. Relaxed and groovy. Spin your way to a spiritual fitness. Now what is she doin' in my storefront?
Tom: Ah, eh, actually, mister...?
Beau: Dude, just Beau.
Tom: Oh, just Beau, your new stationary cycling facility is next door.
Beau: Next door? You mean my clients are gonna have to walk past her super-shiny soulless spin center just to get a workout? 
Griff: My brothers inability to read a map aside, the newest Spin Cycle location, the hottest fitness routine in LA, cannot be within smelling distance of his insect-infested, rag-tag start-up. 
Beau: Hey, if you can't take the competition--
Griff: I'm going to crush you!
Beau: Not if crush you first!
Tom: Now well this is a fun family reunion, haha! Sanditon: bringing all kinds of people together.

Gigi: Seriously, it's like beyond thunderdome up in here. And yes, I got that reference from Ed, but it's appropriate! Two Griffiths enter Sanditon, one Griffith leaves, the other one stays and runs a spin-- okay. It's not exactly a death derby in an apocalyptic healthscape, but it's, come on! I still have time to turn in my packet and I think it will look a lot better if I can say that I successfully completed the Domino beta test, don't you? Right now I have an appointment at the library with Robin. She's helping me get together all my essays. So yeah, I'm on top of it. And obviously I need to get in shape for spinning classes. Until next time, my overly-worried and slightly-annoying big brother. See ya, William!

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