Oh my goodness, new mental_floss set! Hi there, I'm John Green, and I will be hosting the mental_floss list show thingy, from this beautiful set. This is not a very good chair; we need better chairs. Mark, I don't want to pull rank, but I order you to go to a chair store, go do some chair races, and pick out a better chair. [chair race] So as you can see from the set behind me, here at mental_floss, we'll be describing a wide variety of topics, from science, to literature, to video games, to Wesley Crusher. Hey there, handsome. On March 13th, we'll be launching with a video in which I debunk 50 common misconceptions... not misconceptions that you have, of course, because you're brilliant, but you know, that other people might have. So please subscribe to us here at mental_floss - you can do so by clicking on the rocket ship behind me; thanks for watching, and as we say in my hometown, Don't Forget To Be Awesome. Mark! Your first job is to make sure that my collar is not one-quarter popped! Come on!