This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises Cucumber, zucchini, squash, and sometimes even radishes We know it's not what you wanted from life It's not what you were after You were food But you became a source of juvenile laughter This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises Cucumber, zucchini, squash, and sometimes even radishes This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises Cucumber, zucchini, squash, and sometimes even radishes We know it's not what you wanted from life It's not what you were after You were food But you became a source of juvenile laughter This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises (fades out) IIIIIII don't - I don't know how that happened.

I don't know, I mean that was my gift to Nerdfighteria for helping to get us to 100,000 subscribers. Or possibly it was my punishment to Nerdfighteria for helping us get 100,000 subscribers, depending on your perspective, I guess. But what's very obvious is Nerdfighteria's gift to me, which is that now I can do that and ah, and and like have a reason.

I don't have to justify my desires to make a song about penis vegetables with hot colors and iPod commercial styling. No one is even gonna question that, they're just gonna be like, "Oh, yeah, that's Hank." Oh, I love YouTube. Thank you, YouTube, and thank you Nerdfighters for making it possible for me to be weird, and not have to feel weird about it.

Additionally people who are interested in a secret project, hmmm, I wonder what that's about, please go to nerdfighters.com and sign up for the secret project mailing list which is down here. If you do that in the next twenty-four hours you're going to get an email about an important secret project that I'm quite excited about. I just realized something funny. (Holds up a plastic-wrapped vegetable.) I just bought this at the grocery store to use in the video and I didn't use it in the video.

Um. Oops. Now I have one of these.

Ahhh. I don't even know what it is, is it a cucumber or a zucchini? But I don't know what I'm going to do with it.

Ahh, leave a comment and tell me what to do with the cucumber-zucchini-thing. Also tell me whether it's a cucumber or a zucchini. Seriously, please, nothing - nothing dirty.

This isn't Equals Three, people. It's a product of Canada! Ok, video's over.

I've gotta get to work editing Truth or Fail. Ahhhhh!