Hank: Hello and welcome to Hank and Katherine and Michael and Nick play Super Mario Brothers Wii. Now some of you may not know Nick, but he is ,uh, our technical director. Uh, he does many things including editing Hankgames, but also editing CrashCourse and SciShow. Umm, and filming us and setting up our studios. Introduce yourself!
Nick: I'm Nick. I do all those things.
Hank: Um, this is Bowser, and he's angry at my castle. Apparently, there's a--
Katherine: Grabbing! He's got grabby hands.
Hank: Apparently, there's a sunroof in the castle.
Katherine: Punchy! Hands.
Hank: Oh! He punched everybody and then he's gonna--well, he didn't take the princess. He took us. He threw us away from the princess, guys.
Katherine: Where are we going?
Michael: We're having a techno dance party in the sky.
Katherine: Oooh
Hank: That tree had nuts.
Nick: It's an HD tree.
Hank: It is an HD tree.
Nick: This is pretty in HD.
Hank: It's pretty.
Katherine: [gasps] Baby Yoshi!
Michael: Proto-Yoshi!
Hank: Yoshi! Proto-Yoshi?
Michael: It's raining nuts.
Hank and Katherine: Hallelujah! It's raining nuts.
Katherine: I love nuts. What?
Hank: What?
[Laughter]
Nick: So I'm guessing Bowser is now making our castle his castle?
Hank: Yes, yes, he's just--instead of making his own castle he's just gonna convert our castle.
Katherine: Our princess is in the castle.
Hank: In our castle.
Nick: Well, at least she's got the creature comforts there.
Hank: For now. Oh spikey-haired dude's headed our way.
[Annoying spikey-haired dude laughter]
Hank: That's creepy! That's a creepy noise.
Katherine: Wow, that's the most annoying thing that's ever happened.
Hank: Oh! "And I'm gonna put this guy over here." "I'M ANGRY!" Wreck-It Ralph is over there.
Katherine: Oh my.
Hank: Alright, so we're in the Acorn Plains, and I'm in charge of this rowdy gang of misfits.
Katherine: [sarcastically] Yes, Hank is the leader of course.
[Laughter]
Nick: Okay get ready everybody because me using a--
Katherine: Lead us, buddy. Oh, I'm in front!
Hank: Oh this is a familiar level. Ow! Get off my head!
Nick: Okay, figuring out the buttons here.
Hank: Oh, so many things.
Nick: Oh! I'm sorry!
Hank: I want it! I want it! Oh no! I wanted that one.
Katherine: Watch the thing! Get it!
Hank: He-- That one's got a thing too!
Katherine: Oh god!
Hank: It went away.
Michael: How do you use this thing?
Hank: You shake it.
Nick: Oh, yeah.
Michael: What does it... what does it do?
Hank & Katherine: You can fly a little bit.
Michael: So, you can like...
Hank: You jump a little higher. So, if you jump and then shake it, you go higher. Jump, shake, yeah there you go.
Michael: Ohh!
Katherine: And, then you're a flying squirrel basically.
Hank: I don't know how to get you up there.
Katherine: It doesn't work like the, uh...
Nick: The bell-er?
Katherine: The uh..., the tail I don't think.
Michael: Ah, where's the, uh... Wii U controller?
Hank: Oh, it's over there by Nick. Grab that. It's plugged into the wall so, do it slowly.
[Collective giggles]
Michael: Do you want me to unplug it?
Hank: Yes, and then, yeah, so now we can
Katherine: I don't think things are going too well.