(Hank, in a goat voice) Goood morning, John, ittttt's Monday, August 13th. (Hank screaming, talking to The Katherine) Ahhh!

What day is it gonna be on Monday? Good morning, John, it's Monday, and I don't know what day it is...'cause I can't think right now, because I'm spinning VERY FAST! Really, I, I gotta keep my eyes not on the camera, or else I WILL feel very sick. (The Katherine, screaming a lot in excitement) (Hank talking normally) Oh my God, just watching that makes me nauseous.

WE WENT TO THE FAIR!! Here's more fair! (Hank, voice-over) Let's see, we've got regular-sized flower arrangements, we've got miniature flower arrangements. We've got zucchinis dressed up like Mussolini, we've got zucchinis dressed up like pig, we've got zucchinis with intricate carvings in them.

Zucchinis dressed up like... I don't know what this thing is. We've got giant zucchinis and good-sized pumpkins, and another zucchini that is dressed up like something I've never seen before, and there's white eggplants, and zucchinis dressed up like penguins, and inappropriate messages for children!

And then Katherine and I watched sheep showmanship, where people show sheep and win prizes for showing sheep! Ashley Iverson and her gigantic lamb won first prize in the professional sheep showmanship class. And of course there were cows...giant cows, and goats, and friendly goats, and chickens, and chickens, and chickens, and this I think is also a chicken.

And there were turkeys, and white turkeys, and bunnies, and bunnies, and bunnies, and bunnies. Sooo, cuuuuute. And there were llamas, and there were llamas, and llamas, and (Hank does a llama roar), and a really ugly llama.

And there were bubbles, and this scary clown trash container. And there were tiny horses and shaggy cattle, and buffalo. Look, don't touch.

And FUNNEL CAKE. And horrible, horrible, nauseatingly gross, evil, giant rides, that I don't understand how anybody gets on, because ewww... (Hank making nauseating noises) Up and down...spinny, spinny, spinny, spinny. And of course, there's the man of Gali Lee...a 1969 Dodge Charger made up to look like General Lee from the Dukes of Hazzard that is actually an Evangelistic tool.

MONTANAAAAAA! I love the fair. I look forward to it...

ALL YEAR. And it always lives up to my expectations, especially because mostly my expectations are...that there will be fried food. Down to business, I have one piece of news that I need to discuss, and then I have to discuss your waxings.

Um, there has been some discussion in the forum about Stephen Colbert, and how on the Colbert Report last week, the same day I did my video, he did some Presidential anagrams just like I did some Presidential anagrams..and in fact, kinda had a couple that, were, uh, exactly like mine. The question is: did he steal it from me? The answer is ehh, maybe?

Probably not. John and I are pretty sure that the show is filmed considerably before I put the show online... in any case, comedy should be free. And if he did, you know, borrow it from me, that's more of a gigantic ego boost than it is... something that I would feel bad about.

Now, on to your punishment. I don't care what kind of Happy Meal you get, but you do have to blend it and eat it. I don't care what kind of drink you have with it, just blend it, and eat it.

And as for the waxing, I feel like you've been such a good sport with the whole blending of the Happy Meal, and decreasing world suck with this entire punishment idea... if this is okay with you, just wax one leg. One leg. Just one.

And, lick a cat. And you'll be done. John, I will see you tomorrow. (Rooster call)