YOU’RE ABOUT TO WATCH “THE WAREHOUSE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL”. IF YOU DID NOT SEE LAST WEEK’S EPISODE, YOU’RE ABOUT TO BE REALLY CONFUSED. SO I’LL GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO CLICK ANYWHERE ON THE SCREEN RIGHT NOW TO GO BACK AND WATCH LAST WEEK’S EPISODE. ALRIGHT, NOW TIME FOR THE SHOW.

(Stefan running through the shelves, frantically looking for rope. He finds it and runs back to the basement box)

(0:29) Stefan: Matt! Matt! I found a rope.

Matthew: Well hurry up, there’s something down here.

Stefan: Well what is it?

Matthew: I think it’s a zombie.

Stefan: A zombie!

Matthew: Yeah, but I don’t think it’s noticed me yet, so, uh, hurry up with the rope.

Stefan: Ok.

(Lowers rope. Matthew grabs it. Stefan drops a toy cat which starts meowing. Zombie turns around, noticing Matthew.)

Stefan: Kitty?

(Zombie starts to come towards Matthew as cat continues to meow)

(0:59) Matthew: Why do you even have that thing?

Stefan: I’m a collector.

Matthew: He’s coming for me. Quick, hand me the zombie repellent spray.

Stefan: The what?

Matthew: The zombie repellent spray. It’s in the break room by the coffee machine.

(Stefan runs to the break room and picks up the zombie repellent spray. He runs back to the basement box.)

(1:17) Stefan: Here you go.

(Stefan drops the zombie repellent spray into the basement. Matthew catches it and sprays the zombie, which stumbles away)

Stefan: Did it work? Matt, are you Ok?

Matt: Yeah, now pull me up.

(Stefan ties the rope around his waist and pulls Matthew up, as the zombie narrowly misses Matthew. They then tape up the basement box)

(1:53) Matthew: What happened to Fort Awesome?

Stefan: I rebuilt it for you. Over there.

(Fort Awesome is revealed)

Matthew: Ahh. Cool. So, uh, when did you rebuild that thing?

Stefan: Right before I went to find the rope. Did you bring my kitty back up?

Matthew: Oh.

(Stefan sighs)

Matthew: So let’s thank Stefan for rebuilding Fort Awesome and for the whole saving my life thing. And while Stefan is here I want to make a very cool announcement about Fort Awesome. Right now if you go to dftba.com, you can pre-order this brand new Fort Awesome t-shirt with the sweet logo and its motto “Don’t Attack Please”, and yeah. If you want one of those you can pre-order it by clicking the shirt or going to the link down in the flap below. Everyone, say bye to Stefan.

(Stefan waves. Matthew pretending to be the audience)

Matthew: Bye Stefan.

(Stefan walks away)

Matthew: Yeah. So besides the Fort Awesome shirt, we also have some other new merch news to get to this week. Just in time for winter, we have something that a lot of you have been asking for down in the comments and that is a DFTBA hoodie. So that is up for pre-order right now on the website and is expected to ship out in late November. Also if you like that design but don’t necessarily want it on a hoodie, we also have it available on t-shirts in both maroon and forest green.

And speaking of wintery weather and hoodies and all that good stuff, you CTFxCers out there should be excited because starting on November 1st, we will have a pre-order up on the website for these eight brand new hoodie designs from Charles and Alli.

And lastly this week I want to update you guys on a bunch of older pre-orders. Those of you who pre-ordered the Wil Wheaton, “It’s not about what you love, it’s about how you love it” shirt or the “Wheezy Waiter vs The World” poster, or this “The Fault in Our Stars” poster, should all be expecting those things on your doorsteps very soon. Also, any of you guys who chose the SciShow lab coat perk on Subbable should be getting your coats very soon.

But that is it for this week guys. Don’t forget to leave your questions, comments and what you’re being for Halloween down in the comments below. As usual, the links to everything I talked about today will be down in the flap. And you can always find me on my channel at youtube.com/matthewgaydos or on twitter @matthewgaydos. So I will see you guys next week for another episode of the warehouse and as always, don’t forget to be awesome.

(Meowing cat lies on the floor. The zombie picks it up and starts to eat it.)