Hello, and welcome to Hankgames without Hank. My name is John Green, manager of the AFC Wimbledon Wimbly Womblys, today taking on Swansea City Associated Football Club in the Capital One Cup. Now, you may have just noticed that Amankwaa Amankwaa was talking to one of our players, trying to indicate the part of the field where he should play, that's because we have an entirely new starting eleven including many players...

Who is that beautiful ginger? Never seen him before. Did you see him Meredith? I saw him out of the corner of my eye and he appeared to be wearing Wimbly Wombly blue, but I literally don't know who he is.

Um, we're starting a bunch of players who we don't know who they are, a bunch of new guys. There's Juan Maresca. There's the ginger again! He's just like, he's a figment of my beautiful imagination. Deeney hasn't been... Hayden Pennyfeather's our most British referee possible. Deeney's been in a bit of a bad mood so I thought I'd give him a run in the squad but I'm pairing him not with Dicko today, who's a little bit tired, but with Ya Bamba. This is an opportunity. Look, the Capital One Cup, not the most important competition that we're in because of the Euro League. The fixtures are coming fast and hot so we're starting a whole new group of people. Gurpegi, Fiola, Girls just wanna have Fundingsrud, Juan García. Then we've got Surman, Juan Maresca, a lot of Juans on our team 'cause, you know, John. John Dunne, the great English poet, Jagiell-lightning-strike-lightning-strike-o and then up front, Deeney and Dicko.

So it's a chance for sort of lesser known Wimbly Womblys to take center stage and show us what they can do and/or show us if they need to be sold to third tier Scottish clubs which I will do if any of you play poorly, just a word of warning. And I'm gonna pass it out of the back and if you don't like it you can suck it. (1:42)