Jonny: Fail! Astronaut Edgar Mitchell who currently holds the record for the longest spacewalk says that he's been involved with several classified government briefings concerning alien contact with Earth. NASA on the other hand has only this to say: "Doctor Mitchell is a fine upstanding astronaut but we do not agree with him on this issue." So apparently it's easier for NASA to keep astronauts hush-hush about finding that coveted G-spot in zero-g than it is about having them shut their mouth up about alien fricking life!    Jory: And two more facts for you.   Fact number one: Uranium, that pesky element that's so useful for obliterating entire cities here on Earth, was actually named after our seventh planet, Uranus. Your anus, however, was not.   Jory: OR   Vanguard 1 was the first satellite launched into outer space.   Truth or fail?   Jonny: Make your choice now.   Jory: Are you feeling lucky?   Jonny: No.   Jory: No.   Jonny: Well, I hope you are.