Katherine: Hello, and welcome to hankgames without Hank. I am Katherine, and this is Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword. This is Link. Oh--but that's the sparring hall. But this is Link. Here I am, I got this sword, and now I am going to take it t--look at some flowers? God! Everything always coming up in this place. Uhhh... why? You don't look like a friend. Okay... I agree. I'm already worried about it, and I haven't even left my house yet. Thanks! You just, like, hints and stuff? Is that what's going on? Okay. Thanks. Well, uh...aya! Ho! Ho-ho! Fancy times! Okay. Hmmm... Let's go. Let's go to the waterfall and get out of here. Oh my God. What's this? Yes, I would like to--Bird statue. Sure. Right. Save. That's important. I should probably do that. I got a sword. And I know how to use it! Ya! Hahahaha.... Hoo-ah! Ya! Ho-ya! Uh huh. Uh huh. Yeah, everybody better watch out right now. I've got my sword. Where am I going? Whaaat? There's just hearts laying around places? Ok, where am I going? Really, though. I am not headed in the proper direction. Am I?

[to Hank] I know, I'm just confused about which way it is.

This way. That's-hm

[singing] Everything is so confusing in this world just at now. And I gotta go there and see some water, and that would be helpful. Do-do-do do do.

Right? Yes? Yeah! Heh heh heh heh. Ok. And jump! And jumpy-jump! And jump again! Continue jumping! Yay, Link! Whee! No, did not appear. There's a bush right here. How bout the tree right here? Run into the tree! Heh heh heh heh. What about this bush? No. Oh. [laughs] Just for practice. And hi-ya! [laughs] I can hit - Oop. Missed. [laughs] Oop. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I imagine that's-- [gasps] Meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh. Gimme it! What does it say? Waterfall cave, beware of bloodsucking monsters, no kids allowed. I don't really believe it. And hi-ya! And jump, jump. Aaaaand hi-ya! Aw. Whee! Nope. Hi-ya.

[to Hank] Probably.

There we go. Haha! Aw man, aww man. This is a good game. This is a good game. I had to like--I had to like, thrust at them first. Okay, let's--let's watch where we're going. Bat! A batty-bat! Hi-ya! Nah-na-na! Ha. [to Hank] Yes they did, they were for real. They were not even-- Upwards! I was holding it up, see? Hi-ya! Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke. Poke-poke-poke. Poke-poke, poke. Poke-poke-poke-poke. [laughs] Just cause--you know, that's why. And what else you got in here? What else? Where? No, what's that? What's that? I'm going to smack it! [laughs] Stalagmite! Hi-ya! [breaths heavily] Ya! Shazah! Ha! Yeah, I'm gonna get that--that one rupee. I'm gonna pick that up and put that right in my bag. Ahhh thank--thank you, I will. So I gotta cut down all the grass. All the grass everywhere. Thank you.

[to Hank] Yeah but there could be things in there. There could be treasures or - or like - you never know.

Looks like a fairy which - no it is a lightning bug-bug. I don't have anything for a bug. Yeah but it like drains your stamina. Ooooooooooooh. Hiz-ah! See it takes up my stamina. Oh no, it looks scary over there, right there. Oh it's hearts. Ha! Where'd you come from - where'd you come from. (panting). That was pretty intuitive, I was doing that before it even told me how to do that. Hehehe. Do do do do doo do do doo. Is everyone enjoying this? I'm enjoying it. I gotta go get that. Ah! Hi-ya! Pffft, I don't know why. Just because.

Oooh, I find a thing to climb up-. *noise* Leap, leap, leap, leap! You got somethin' to say? You got somethin' to say? That's right. I'm gonna climb this thing right here. Hoooooo. I'm so smart. Open it! Open it! Give me, give me what's in it! Aaaaaah. Don't spend it all in one place? That probably going to be pretty hard, actually.

Oh! A bug, a bug. I wish I had a bug jar. Ah, I stepped on it. (Hank laughing) Nooo! The ghost came up! I'm so sorry bug. Aaah! I didn't mean to do that. (Hank: You should go break the box.) I, what? Go break those box(es?)? I'm gonna go break these jars. I am. I'm gonna go break these jars, for sure. Hi-ya.
Yi-up! Yi-up.

Let's go! Let's go! Adventure time! Get off of me. Hi-ya! Face it! Face it! Face it! (laughing) Panic! Panic mode! That's where it came from. (laughing) Paaanic. Paaanic. What's this, now? What? I don't know. It's not up here. Hi-ya. Sometimes, I am just amazed at myself. Apparently the, uh, the downward slash in my favorite. Oh my god, lock on it. I agree. I agree, you do have to do that. Aaah, yes. Whaaat? N- more than one! There was a little tunnel; I had to crawl into it. Did you see what I just did? (Hank: Yeah.) That was amazing. I don't, I think that that's as many as I can carry. Aw, man. I'll be like, the wealthiest student in Skyloft. 

Toothless?! Are you there?! I've come to save you, Toothless. I've also come to... collect some hearts... and not fall off the edge. Toothless? Hello? Should I save? Yeah, I guess I'll save. I'll just save right here. Saving it, do do do doot. That's the happy "you've saved it" noise.

Follow-- what?! What? Who is it? Who is it? Dude, if you could've just-- aaah, boy. (Hank: What?) *Sigh* You are so unhelpful. What? Ooookay? Something weird is happening... with you. Strange girl. Whaaaa?! What's he doin' in the pen? Aaaaaaaw. No doubt about it; thanks for stating the obvious. Ahhw. What do I have to do? Come on, get it. Yaaay, Toothless. Come here, give me hug. Aaah, yeah, Link gets to hug birds. I wanna hug birds! Yaaaay! It's the best day eveeeeer! I'm so sorry, Toothless. Those guys are douchebags. Let's make out. That was inappropriate. Birds. Birds can't kiss with tongues. Awwwwww (La-la-la singing)

It's true, but we're going to have to do that next time, when Hankgames without Hank continues as Katherine plays Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword. You will not see me and I will not see you, but you will hear me. Good-bye.