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The Naughty Professor: Hank and John at the Beach - REUNION!
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In which Hank and John go to the beach and have a chat.
The Art Assignment: http://www.youtube.com/user/theartassignment
The Art Assignment: http://www.youtube.com/user/theartassignment
Hank: It’s the beach!
John: A couple of nerds at the beach.
Hank: We’re actually quite far away from the ocean 'cause there, there’s sharks in there.
John: Henry’s very nervous about orcas. He keeps being, like, “Is an orca going to eat me?” and I’m like “Well not if you’re eight inches in the water”.
Hank: Good morning John.
John: Good morning Hank.
Hank: It’s Friday.
John: Yeah, it is Friday.
Hank: Uh huh, ahh… how are your hot dog legs. The infernal day star is shining its radiation down upon us, I can feel it giving me cancer.
John: Light is the visible sign of the invisible light. That’s T. S. Elliot.
Hank: It’s lovely but it, it doesn’t mean anything to me.
John: When I ask Henry what light is he always says in his cute little four year old voice “It’s the visible sign of the invisible light”. I find that very adorable. Question Friday, the day that we answer real questions from real Nerdfighters. We took our laptop down to the beach because that’s how we roll. Am I on the screen? I’m a little worried that you’re cropping me…
Hank: You’re there!
John: I’m worried that you’re cropping me out.
Hank: Yeah, it’s a really wide lens.
John: Alright.
Hank: Melissa wants to know “When is the Art Assignment going to premiere?”
John: The first episode of the Art Assignment comes out late February. Subscribe, link in the dooblydoo.
Hank: She also wants to know “Who the eff is Hank?”
John: Ohhhh!
Hank: You weren’t prepared for this?!
John: I waah, ahhh, ahh, I’m never ready! Hank is the second largest ocean on Earth!
Hank: I don’t even know which one that is.
John: That’s this one!
Hank: Oh.
John No, I think this is the gulf, but whatever.
Hank: If you two were fighting and your only weapons were the object to your left, how would you use them and who would win?
John: You have a chair.
Hank: Either that or you. I could just beat you with you. Why are you hitting yourself?
John: I just have the sand.
Hank: Nah ha! It's a computer!
John: I would sand Hank’s computer because there is nothing that would upset him more. He would panic.
Hank: Danny want to know “How come Dave Green is never in the videos?”
John: Who’s Dave?
Hank: The third unsuccessful brother. Dave has been made up by Tumblr.
John: How did this happen and I didn’t even know about it? Suddenly I have an imaginary brother.
Hank: Amy wants to know “Why is love so hard?” (Singing) What is love?
Both: (Singing) Don’t hurt me, no more.
Hank: That was really not even close.
John: People on the beach are looking at us funny by the way.
Both: (Singing) The people on the beach they think that we’re crazy. The people on the beach they think that we’re crazy.
John: It should always be a little bit of work because it matters.
Hank: Yeah, If you th… Yeah, that’s true.
John: Anyway, there’s all different kinds of love.
Hank: There’s all different kinds of farts.
John: This is a really good YouTube video. We should, we should do this, we should do this more often.
Hank: In comments tell me all the different kinds of farts.
John: No, in comments tell us about Dave Green.
(John tries to put shell on nose)
Hank: Just… I need that. No I need that John. We need that for the rest of video.
John: I know.
Hank: So… So go get some glue. Beautiful. Wendy wants to know “Which of you has the worst glasses prescription?”
(Try on each other’s glasses)
John: I don’t know. Let’s take a switcheroo here. Definitely me.
Hank: Yeah, definitely you. Wow!
John: Wait until you’re old.
Hank: I am on acid right now. Well yours is very sharp but none of the things are lining up.
John: You know, your left, your left eye is almost identical to my left eye. Your right eye is…
Hank: Yeah the right eye.
John: Super weird. Who looks better in the others glass…?
Hank: Do I look like a naughty professor?
John: Who looks better in the others glasses?
Hank: Is that, is that a thing? Naughty professor?
John: I don’t think so. I think you made that up. It’s a… What is it? It’s nutty. A nutty professor. That’s what you were thinking of.
Hank: Oh, I wanted to ask, uh, if you could tell me anything about The Fault in Our Stars Trailer.
John: Ahh, umm, grrr, umm, mmm. It will come out soon in the next few weeks and, um, yes. I have seen it. I thought it was truly excellent. I hope other people like it too. I’m very nervous for everyone to see it but hopefully soon.
Hank: John, thanks for being on a… question video with me.
John: Oh no thanks for…
Hank: And taking me here to Florida where I probably got a sun burn just in the last twenty minutes.
John: I have sunscreen on.
Hank: I didn’t do that.
John: Best wishes. We need to wrap up this video.
Hank: I need to go because I’m… I may actually not survive this. Uh, I’ll see you on Tuesday.
(Beach montage)
Hank: How’s it going?
John: Oh boy! We got a fish!
Hank: This is a very small ocean you’ve put me in.
Hank: I don’t think so.
John: So you’re our entertainment?
John: A couple of nerds at the beach.
Hank: We’re actually quite far away from the ocean 'cause there, there’s sharks in there.
John: Henry’s very nervous about orcas. He keeps being, like, “Is an orca going to eat me?” and I’m like “Well not if you’re eight inches in the water”.
Hank: Good morning John.
John: Good morning Hank.
Hank: It’s Friday.
John: Yeah, it is Friday.
Hank: Uh huh, ahh… how are your hot dog legs. The infernal day star is shining its radiation down upon us, I can feel it giving me cancer.
John: Light is the visible sign of the invisible light. That’s T. S. Elliot.
Hank: It’s lovely but it, it doesn’t mean anything to me.
John: When I ask Henry what light is he always says in his cute little four year old voice “It’s the visible sign of the invisible light”. I find that very adorable. Question Friday, the day that we answer real questions from real Nerdfighters. We took our laptop down to the beach because that’s how we roll. Am I on the screen? I’m a little worried that you’re cropping me…
Hank: You’re there!
John: I’m worried that you’re cropping me out.
Hank: Yeah, it’s a really wide lens.
John: Alright.
Hank: Melissa wants to know “When is the Art Assignment going to premiere?”
John: The first episode of the Art Assignment comes out late February. Subscribe, link in the dooblydoo.
Hank: She also wants to know “Who the eff is Hank?”
John: Ohhhh!
Hank: You weren’t prepared for this?!
John: I waah, ahhh, ahh, I’m never ready! Hank is the second largest ocean on Earth!
Hank: I don’t even know which one that is.
John: That’s this one!
Hank: Oh.
John No, I think this is the gulf, but whatever.
Hank: If you two were fighting and your only weapons were the object to your left, how would you use them and who would win?
John: You have a chair.
Hank: Either that or you. I could just beat you with you. Why are you hitting yourself?
John: I just have the sand.
Hank: Nah ha! It's a computer!
John: I would sand Hank’s computer because there is nothing that would upset him more. He would panic.
Hank: Danny want to know “How come Dave Green is never in the videos?”
John: Who’s Dave?
Hank: The third unsuccessful brother. Dave has been made up by Tumblr.
John: How did this happen and I didn’t even know about it? Suddenly I have an imaginary brother.
Hank: Amy wants to know “Why is love so hard?” (Singing) What is love?
Both: (Singing) Don’t hurt me, no more.
Hank: That was really not even close.
John: People on the beach are looking at us funny by the way.
Both: (Singing) The people on the beach they think that we’re crazy. The people on the beach they think that we’re crazy.
John: It should always be a little bit of work because it matters.
Hank: Yeah, If you th… Yeah, that’s true.
John: Anyway, there’s all different kinds of love.
Hank: There’s all different kinds of farts.
John: This is a really good YouTube video. We should, we should do this, we should do this more often.
Hank: In comments tell me all the different kinds of farts.
John: No, in comments tell us about Dave Green.
(John tries to put shell on nose)
Hank: Just… I need that. No I need that John. We need that for the rest of video.
John: I know.
Hank: So… So go get some glue. Beautiful. Wendy wants to know “Which of you has the worst glasses prescription?”
(Try on each other’s glasses)
John: I don’t know. Let’s take a switcheroo here. Definitely me.
Hank: Yeah, definitely you. Wow!
John: Wait until you’re old.
Hank: I am on acid right now. Well yours is very sharp but none of the things are lining up.
John: You know, your left, your left eye is almost identical to my left eye. Your right eye is…
Hank: Yeah the right eye.
John: Super weird. Who looks better in the others glass…?
Hank: Do I look like a naughty professor?
John: Who looks better in the others glasses?
Hank: Is that, is that a thing? Naughty professor?
John: I don’t think so. I think you made that up. It’s a… What is it? It’s nutty. A nutty professor. That’s what you were thinking of.
Hank: Oh, I wanted to ask, uh, if you could tell me anything about The Fault in Our Stars Trailer.
John: Ahh, umm, grrr, umm, mmm. It will come out soon in the next few weeks and, um, yes. I have seen it. I thought it was truly excellent. I hope other people like it too. I’m very nervous for everyone to see it but hopefully soon.
Hank: John, thanks for being on a… question video with me.
John: Oh no thanks for…
Hank: And taking me here to Florida where I probably got a sun burn just in the last twenty minutes.
John: I have sunscreen on.
Hank: I didn’t do that.
John: Best wishes. We need to wrap up this video.
Hank: I need to go because I’m… I may actually not survive this. Uh, I’ll see you on Tuesday.
(Beach montage)
Hank: How’s it going?
John: Oh boy! We got a fish!
Hank: This is a very small ocean you’ve put me in.
Hank: I don’t think so.
John: So you’re our entertainment?