Hank: Good morning, John! 

John: Goooood morning!! It's a reunion video surprise! 

H: [laughs]

J: It's a Pizzamas miracle! 

H: We didn't plan this... Our cousin is just getting married -- well, he did *plan* it... I'm going to take my shirt off so you can see my Burnt Pizza John.

J: There are only 5 days left in Pizzamas, you have to get all of your Pizzamas gear right now at DFTBA.com. Sorry, what were you saying? 

H: I recently discovered that you can search all of the Vlogbrothers' comments.

J: Yeah. So now we are going to find out what we look like according to the really nice people [both laugh] who leave comments on Vlogbrothers' videos. 

H: Almost all of our comments are lovely. Some of these are not.

J: "Hank looks like Minkus from 'Boy Meets World.'"

H: I get that one quite a bit. 

J: Yeah -- yeah, I mean I see it. 

H: Okay, but why does middle school John look like Minkus from 'Boy Meets World'? 

J: [laughs] 

H: "Hey John, you're looking deliciously Jimmy Neutron today." 

J: Jimmy Neutron looks like the caricature artist at Disneyland was drawing me. 

H: You've been getting Jimmy Neutron since like 2008. In the video where you introduced Henry? 

J: Yeah.

H: Samu(?~0:56) says, "Hello, I'm James Neutron, Sr., and this is little Jimmy." 

J: Hank looks like Handsome Squidward. 

H: [Laughs]

H: "I just realized John looks like the scammer guy who's always trying to say, 'Look at my house, and my Lamborghini, and this Lamborghini, and that Lamborghini..." 

J: Oh, yeah, totally, yeah. Good lookin' guy, has multiple Lambos -- he's got it figured out. 

[After googling the cost of Lambos]

J: Ho-oh-ly schmerg.

H: Eeh, yeah that's the MSRP of a house...  "John's head looks like a weeble-wobble." 

J: They weeble and they wobble but they don't fall down. 

H: "Does anyone think that John kinda looks like middle-aged James Potter?" Is that redundant? Isn't James Potter always middle-aged in the Harry Potter Books? 

J: Yeah, well, I think he's sort of late early-aged and then he's -- deceased.  

H: [Googles]

J: 21 years old?

H: 21 years old?! 

J: In that case, I feel that James Potter was miscast. 

[Both laugh.]

H: There was never a middle-aged James Potter -- that never happened.

J: Until me!! "Hank on the guitar looks like one of those Proclaimers from that Scottish twins duo." 

H: I also have "John really does look like one of the Proclaimers." 

J: They seem like nice lads. 

H: I also proclaim all the time. 

J: "Hank looks like the male protagonist of a young adult urban fantasy novel."

H: "John's nose looks like a pristine piece of plastic." 

J: "Is it me, or does Hank look like the guy from the Welch's grape commercials and other Food Network shows?" 

H: [laughs] Alton Brown.

J: This is why you never do a commercial. Because forever after, no matter what else you've done in your life, you're the Welch's Grape guy. 

H: Also, apparently that's one of the Food Foodork shows?

J: Yeah, of course. There are so many commercials on linear television, it IS essentially its own show. 

H: "John Green looks like Megamind with hair." 

J: I look way more like Bernard from Megamind. Way more. I look -- 

H: Oh, yeah.

J: -- exactly like Bernard from Megamind. 

H: I mean, I search "Bernard from Megamind," and like on the third line is a picture of you next to Bernard from Megamind. 

J: "Normally I think Hank looks pretty old, but next to John he looks like a young man."

H: [laughs] "Is it weird that I think John looks like a young Santa Claus?" 

[both laugh]

H: You're not old, you're like a young Santa Claus. 

J: [laughs]

H: "John looks like a tired man trying to look wide awake." 

J: Yeah. 

H: Me too. 

J: "Hank looks like Scott Pilgrim." 

H: "John's hair looks like the dust from under my bed." 

J: "If you turn off the volume on one of Hank's videos, it looks like he's conducting an orchestra."  

H: [laughs]

[Orchestra music plays while the boys gesture wildly]

H: "John low-key looks like Tom Hanks." 

J: I'll take it. "In that sunglasses, sport coat, t-shirt combination, Hank looks like every guy who works at a start-up, and whose title is VP of something or other, and likes to talk about company culture."

H: Too close!!! 

J: Too real. 

H: There was a whole separate category of "looks like," and that's what John Green looks like when he has a mustache. 

J: Mmm-hmm. 

H: Let me go through it for you. 

J: Great. 

H: "John Green looks like the guy you glance at at Walmart." 

J: [laughs] 

H: "John Green looks like an 80s substitute teacher with that 'stache, and I don't hate it." 

J: [still laughing]

H: "John Green, international best-selling author and Ned Flanders double." 

J: [still laughing]

H: "With that mustache combo, John Green looks like the protagonist from the movie Her." 

J: [still laughing]

J: "...the guy you glance at at Walmart" might be the greatest burn I've ever received in my whole life. 

H: [laughing]

J: All right, we have to go to a wedding now. 

H: We have to go to a wedding now! 

J: Get your Pizzamas stuff at DFTBA.com. 

H: John, I will continue to see you now. 

J: Prob -- yeah, that seems about right.