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In which Hank's Wife gets her degree, and then goes to a baseball game.


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A Bunny
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(Title) This Afternoon, My Wife
Became a Master of Science

Let's Go Through the Day
Starting with a Few Minutes
Before the Defense

Katherine: *Burp* That's just how I'm feelin'.
Hank: I have to pee
Katherine: I might have to pee too.
Hank: Yeah.
Katherine: And possibly vomit.

(Title) An Hour and a Half Later
Professor: Congratulations, you are now a master of science.
K: Thank you so much.
H: You guys are such great actors.

(Title) Five Minutes After That
K: What do you mean I'm done? What does that mean?
H: What do I do now?
K: Now what? Call my mom.
H: Ok.
K: Ok.
H: Ok.
K: I'm gonna do that.
H: Ok. 
K: You can.
H: Get that outta your face?
K: ut that away now.

(Title) And Then a Half Hour After That
K: There was a freak rainstorm.
H: There was a freak rainstorm.
K: Hank and I had to hide in a bush. I was talkin' to my mom and I had my big computer bag on my shoulder and I fell over, hit my head on the bush. Then I scraped my arm. But it's ok. 'cause I'm a master of science. Motherf*beep*ers. Get outta my way b*beep*ches.

(Title) Then Like Three Minutes After That
K: My hand in there. Binder hand. 
H: What do you wanna do?
K: I don't know. We're going to get a dog. That's what we're going to do now.
H: What do you think about that?
K: Oh no.

(Title) We Didn't Get a Dog
She was Kidding.
But We Did Go to...
(Katherine et al) For it's one, two, three strikes you're out at the old ball game!

(Hank singing) I don't know what I think, but I know what I know, but you think that you know what I know that you don't.
That I know what you think I don't know,
I know I know I know I know I know.
I know I know I know I know I know.
I know that you don't think I think that I know what I know,
I don't know what you think I think you think you know I don't,
But I know what you don't think I know,
I know I know I know.
Baby I know that you don't know what I know.
Baby I know that you don't know what I know.

You've always been a Master
But Now You've got the Paper
To Prove It!