Good morning, John.

It's your birthday! It's John Green's birthday. It's John Green's birthday.

And the Nerdfighters have all come out to play. It's John Green's birthday. It's John Green's birthday.

And we know that he will not FTBA For one, it's so exciting that he still is writing books You'd think that'd he'd retire and make money off his looks In Winner, South Dakota there's the party of the year I won't admit that Alaska brought this college kid to tears. It's John Green's birthday. It's John Green's birthday.

And the Nerdfighters have all come out to play. It's John Green's birthday. It's John Green's birthday.

And we know that he will not FTBA yay. Ok, guys. Are you ready?

Don't forget to be awesome this time. Ok. Wait. 1, 2, 3, Happy Birthday, John.

I just want to say greetings from the Middle East and Bahrain and I just wish you a happy birthday and hope the best for you in the years to come. Happy Birthday, John. Happy Birthday, John Green.

Happy Birthday, John. Hey, John Green. You're half of vlogbrothers, you're a very funny person, and you're an amazing author.

All I have to say is Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday, John Green. Happy Birthday, John.

Me and my beard want to wish you a happy birthday. Happy Birthday. (just say John. just say John. John.) John.

Happy Birthday, John Green. Happy Birthday, John. Happy Birthday, John.

Happy Birthday, John. Happy Birthday, John. Happy Birthday, John Green.

In honor of your birthday, I'm going to eat this Willy Peep, despite it's having permanent marker all over it, which I'm pretty sure is not supposed to be edible. Hopefully I don't die or anything. Happy Birthday, John.

Happy Birthday, John. DFTBA Happy Birthday, John. Happy Birthday, John.

Happy Birthday, John. Hey, John, you're a wallet effigy and I wish you a very very happy birthday. Happy Birthday, John.

DFTBA Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday, John! For your birthday, I have a cake, but it's not just any cake.

It's a Bubbles, the Nerdfighting Puppy cake. So, John, happy birthday. Happy birthday, John.

Happy Birthday, John. Happy Birthday, John. Happy Birthday, John.

Happy Birthday, John. Happy Birthday, John. Mario wants to say happy birthday, too.

Happy Birthday, John. Happy Birthday, John. We got cake for you.

Happy Birthday, John. Happy Birthday, John. I'm a nerdfighter and I'm proud to say that I'm here for John's birthday so DFTBA John and Nerdfighteria goodbye and I hope you don't get malaria. yayweee Your hair is better than Robert Pattinson's Yeah, it's so awesome I think you should patent it.

Fight for awesome and decrease the suck if you like this song, could I have a signed book? yeah John Green, it's your birthday, and it's totally awesome. yeah it's John Day. Happy Birthday and it's totally awesome. 20Q didn't know who you are but the Nerdfighters fixed it, now it knows you're a star My parents think that I have an obsession it's an addiction, I don't think that's a question Yes, it's John day, it's your birthday, and it's totally awesome Yeah, it's John Day, happy birthday, and it's totally awesome. Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you.

Happy Birthday, John. Throughout Youtube, people have found ways To raise money for charity in embarrassing ways. but I only know of one guy who's eaten twelve and a half peeps and not died. And even though he's not an evil queen We'd like to say Happy Birthday to John Green.

Happy Birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, John Green. They call him the King of In Your Pants Jokes. He'll make you do a happy dance with the hilarity he evokes.

He'll blenderize his meals and wax his legs too you make being a nerdfighter really freaking cool. To the best young adult author we've seen, We'd like to say happy birthday to John Green. Happy Birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, John Green.

Making muffins is kind of our thing so in honor of John Day we've made John Muffins. John, you're a muffin. Look, there's a Hank, and a Willy, and a Yeti.

Cheers! Oh, shucks you guys. It came out wrong.

Put it back in. We need to get John Green. Now, that's John Green. you're awesome, John.

DFTBA. woooo DFTBA Happy Birthday, John. you don't look that old, so, happy birthday. Happy Birthday, John Green. Never forget to be awesome, and best wishes!

Happy Birthday, John. We got cake for you. Margo, Alaska, and the Katherines and I are having a tea party, to celebrate such an awesome day.

Happy Birthday, John. Happy Birthday, John. Happy Birthday.

Enjoy your birthday enchilada. John, this is for you. Happy Birthday to you.

Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear John Green. Happy Birthday to you.

When you're sad and you've got pink eye The world seems tough and suck levels are high Just remember this one thing you can do. And it always works, too. You gotta put stuff on your head you put stuff on your head Well, it can be blue or it could be red The color doesn't matter if it's on your head.

Attach a photo of Woody right onto your melon. Or affix a Christmas stocking to your cerebellum. the only rule of thumb is don't use a plastic bag. Cause that could go really wrong.

You gotta put stuff on your head you put stuff on your head Well, it can be blue or it could be red The color doesn't matter if it's on your head. Balance Margo Roth Speigleman on top of your crown Soon you realize there's no need to frown, you try something harder to see just how you do You'll find that it's true. You gotta put stuff on your head you put stuff on your head Well, it can be blue or it could be red The color doesn't matter if it's on your head.

And Happy Birthday from Me!! Lots of people love you! I think I bit off more than I could chew.

I got over two hours of footage, which I cut down to nine minutes, which was way longer than I wanted it to be. There was a lot of stuff that I was not able to get in here which is why, John, I am making for you a comprehensive collaboration that will have much more footage, lots of nerdfighters saying sweet and hilarious things to you. And, of course, blending and drinking birthday cakes, and I have to send out props to the guy who blended a birthday cake and a happy meal together. 'Cause bullggg And there are two more things that are going to make your birthday even better.

One is your birthday present from the Nerdfighters and I to you. John, using the power of nerdfighteria we have been able to make you into a bobblehead. Your lifelong dream of becoming a plastic figurine with a head that wobbles back and forth has finally been realized.

I had to get 500 of them made to get 1 made, and about all of them have already sold. Of course, we saved one for you and it will be arriving at your house soon. You're welcome.

And the last thing that's going to make your birthday super awesome is that some Dutch nerdfighters acquired for you this clip. The final of your birthday collaboration. Happy Birthday, John.

Ze Frank wants you to have a happy birthday. So do I. Enjoy!