Hank: Hello, and welcome to Dear Hank and John.

John: Or, as I prefer to think of it, Dear John and Hank, the podcast where John and Hank Green answer your questions, provide dubious advice, and share with you all of the vital news from Mars and AFC Wimbledon. Yeah!

Hank: Welcome! We're going to have a good time. Are we going to have a good time today? I just want to make sure.

John: I think we're going to have a good time, but as comedy podcasts go, Hank, it might get dark.

Hank: That's how we like it.

John: Can I start today with a short poem, a very, very short poem?

Hank: That would please me greatly.

John: Can I look up the short poem that I... I've got to find a short poem real quick, Hank.

Hank: You forgot about that part?

John: I forgot about that part. But fortunately, I am a veritable fount of short poems. Is it fount or font?

Hank: You're the writer.

John: Anyway, this poem is by Mary Oliver from her wonderful book A Thousand Mornings. It's called I Go Down to the Shore. I go down to the shore in the morning, and depending on the hour, the waves are rolling. in or moving out, and I say, oh, I am miserable. What shall...

Mary Oliver, her poem I Go Down to the Shore from her book A Thousand Mornings. And it brings us nicely to our first question, Hank, in this hilarious comedy podcast. It's from an anonymous listener who lives with chronic back pain. and has been for many years. and quote, I have been told I need to accept it and keep moving forwards and I'm sure the people telling me this are right. but moving past it is difficult because it's not like a linear thing.

Like when my parents got divorced. I could accept it and move on because there was a linear point that I could move away from. It happened, it sucked, I can deal with it and put space between it and me and not have it crush me.

But pain is different, it's part of me, it's stuck with me, probably forever as there are few options for me at this point. You've both Both struggled with chronic pain, and I was curious how you have gone this far because it really is awful. It's a great question, and one that I. think about a lot, especially when I'm in pain.

The first thing that I would recommend, Hank, is reading this book that I don't know if you've read, but it's my favorite book on the topic of pain. It's called The Body in Pain by Elaine Scarry. Are you familiar with it?

Hank: I am not.

John: It's like an academic book, and it can be dense at times, but at the very beginning she makes this brilliant observation that completely clarified all of my thoughts about physical pain, which is that to be in pain yourself is to have certainty, and to observe or hear about the pain of others is to have doubt, because you can never really understand what other people's pain looks like or feels like. Whereas when you are having pain yourself, it is this, you know, absolute undeniable certainty.

Hank: I remember hearing, I think it was on a podcast, probably Radiolab, about how awful our pain scales are and how like they don't, they're not very useful. When someone goes into the doctor and the doctor says, you know, tell me your pain on a scale of one to ten. Like what people self-report is not. helpful at all and many people experiencing more pain will list lower on the scale because they Hank Green, DFTBA, Sort of not just the human lifespan but this new sort of concept of

John: like

Hank: can we measure sort of global quality of health not just not just amount of life but quality of life. and Pain is is very high. and and chronic back pain in particular is the sort of thing that that that they in their research look at as something that it takes away a significant amount of of like livable years and is sort of similar like one year of living with chronic back pain. and in their research the way that they measure that is kind of like saying like it's sort of like 75% of a healthy year. Right. And so it's very difficult I think to communicate that to people who have not ...had that pain, and I certainly have not had that pain. And all of my pain has had the potential of going away someday, and that hope is very powerful.

And when that hope is not there, whether that's a real lack of hope, there really is nothing that. can be done, even, you know, with fingers crossed, like, future research. But... Or if that hope is just because it becomes very difficult to hope when you are in serious pain.

That's very difficult.

John: Yeah, there's a great David Foster Wallace line that I'm probably going to butcher in Infinite Jest. He's talking about psychic pain, but a character points out that no single moment is unbearable. It's the collection of all past moments. Combined with the pain of the present moment combined with hopelessness about ever being free from this pain in all future moments That's so unbearable.

So what I guess I would encourage This person to think about or what I find helpful is you know things like a talking to not just traditional doctors, but also psychologists and psychiatrists about pain and pain management and be Trying to live in now instead of catastrophizing and assuming that this pain can never get better. I know from personal experience that's incredibly difficult to do on a minute-by-minute basis. But that's the only way I've ever found any kind of peace or relief inside of physical pain.

The other frustrating thing about physical pain is that it. defies language. It's very difficult to describe pain. I have a theory that one of the reasons we invented metaphors in the first place was as a way of dealing with physical pain because you can't describe it except metaphorically.

It's like an ice pick behind my eye. It's like being stabbed in my jaw. It's like, you know, it's always like something.

It always.

Hank: Yeah, I have some. I have some chronic pain in my leg and I. It's taken me a long time to be able to describe it and what I say now and what it actually does feel like is someone is rubbing my muscle with sandpaper. It's not like the worst possible feeling, but that's what it feels like.

It's like a hot friction. someone is grabbing and rubbing the bottom part of my quadricep with sandpaper and like to me, it's like yeah, that's exactly what it feels like. and people are like oh, okay.

John: That sounds awful. There's some communicability in the power of metaphor when it comes to pain, but still I think that ultimately pain does defy language and hopefully all I can hope for you is that you're surrounded by. people who love you and who understand that your pain is real and please know that it is real. You never have to doubt that. You never have to doubt that.

What you're experiencing is true.

Hank: Yeah, and going to see a psychiatrist or a psychologist does not mean that you're going to get your psychological pain treated. It means that you are going to find ways to deal with your real pain.

John: Yep, you gotta find psychological ways to deal with physical pain when there are no physical solutions to physical pain. Ah boy, it's another hilarious start to this comedic podcast. Alright Hank, let's move on to a question from Olivia, who asks, Dear John and Hank, if there was an epic battle between Gandalf and Dumbledore, who would win and why?

Hank: Okay, I mean, I've got nothing against Dumbledore.

John: This is not a difficult question.

Hank: He's cunning and he's powerful and he knows a lot of stuff and he's not afraid to manipulate small children and use them in pawns in his deadly games.

John: He's a fantastic headmaster of a boarding school. Yes.

Hank: Well, I mean, he's more than that. He's more than that. He's trying to. save the world, at least Britain, as far as I can tell. It's weird how sort of the effects of whatever weirdness is happening in the Harry Potter world never reaches past the boundaries of a very small island.

But Dumbledore is just a human. who has some special powers and he's been trained in the magical arts. Gandalf is not, that is not what wizards are in Middle Earth.

John: Gandalf is a god, essentially.

Hank: Well, he's more of an angel. He's an angel, he like sort of created, well, he was created by god. He's like a direct creation of Iluvatar, the god of Middle Earth. He made him...

John: So the question of who would win a epic battle between Gandalf and Dumbledore, to me, there is only one answer. It's obviously Gandalf. Hank and I agree about this. But Hank, let me ask you a secondary question that I think is going to be a little more difficult for you.

Yes. Yes. If you could either be Gandalf or Dumbledore, who would you want to be?

Hank: Oh, no. I don't feel like I have a simple answer to that question.

John: Oh, I do. It's easy. This is not. a difficult question. The answer. is Dumbledore.

It's better to be Dumbledore. Every day of the week it's better to be Dumbledore. For one thing, just life is better.

Life is better for Dumbledore than it is for Gandalf. For another thing, you have better company.

Hank: He does seem to have a much better time.

John: And Gandalf smokes. And I find smoking to be a despicable, reprehensible habit and something that Dumbledore would never take up.

Hank: Yeah, Dumbledore just eats candy a lot.

John: Yeah, exactly. Would you rather be a guy who can blow very fancy smoke rings or just a guy who enjoys candy?

Hank: But, you know, I think Gandalf has a good time too. He seems like, when things are going okay, he seems like a jolly guy. You know, he like has fun fireworks shows and he hangs out with the hobbits and does cool stuff. People like him.

John: Let me submit that things are rarely going okay over there, whereas at Hogwarts, things are often fairly good.

Hank: Well, you also have to look at where each of them is at the end of the story, and we won't talk anymore about that.

John: Well, yeah, I guess. on that front, there is a front runner. Let's move on, Hank, to a great question. Oh, I realize I'm asking all the questions.

Hank: Maybe you should ask one. Yeah, you never let me ask questions. All right, so Sophia says, Dear Hank and John, what type of apocalypse would you most like to happen? No kind?

I would prefer a zero kind of apocalypse. I just don't like wha- Why does there have to be an apocalypse? No, I don't- I want my apocalypse to be the heat death of the universe, the inevitable unavoidable moment when there is no more distribution of energy unequally throughout. throughout space-time, which is going to happen, but it's the longest time it could possibly take.

John: Well Hank, you'll be surprised to learn that I am looking forward to the apocalypse and spend a lot of time thinking about it. I actually own the Cambridge Encyclopedia of Eschatology, which is the study of people's thoughts about the end of the world. And I have a tremendous amount of what's called eschatological anxiety, worry about the end of the world. I am a big believer in at least human...

The Human Apocalypse coming in. the form of a, you know, not a bang but a whimper. I think there will be a series of sort of like minor bangs over the period of like maybe the next 5,000 years and then we'll be reduced to like maybe 10,000 mating pairs and then we'll just kind of fight it out until there's none of us left.

Hank: Well, down at 10,000 mating pairs you really have the opportunity to do the whole thing over again.

John: But we won't. Why not? And it's just not like us.

Hank: I want to say a couple things. First, I've never heard the word eschatological, and I like it, and I like that. it includes the word scat. It makes me think of poop, and it makes me think of that wonderful musical genre, or musical technique.

John: Well, if you looked at the word in the dictionary, you would see that it in fact does not contain the word scat.

Hank: How is it spelled? Is it a Q? Is it E-S-Q-U-A-T?

John: E-S-C-H?

Hank: Ah. Esch. Eschatological.

John: You didn't make it very funny. Needless to say, Hank did not participate in the Scripps-Howard spelling bee. Eschatology is not a hard word to spell.

Hank: Well, I've never heard it before.

John: Well, it is a Christian-specific term, and you come from a broader religious background. 

Hank: The other thing I want to say is when I was in college, I wrote a song called Rome Didn't Fall in a Day. Yeah, because everyone says Rome wasn't built in a day and then everybody looks at America or Rome and says like, you know, and sort of the imagined crash comes like immediate and like in a matter of days or weeks or months, when really that's not how it works. Rome took Hundreds of years to fall, and so did all great empires for the most part.

John: I mean, in fact, you could argue that there was something of a Roman Empire until like World War I. I mean, it all depends on how you define Roman-ness, and you could argue that there's a Roman Empire now, seated at the Vatican City that extends, you know. I mean, beginnings and ends in general are extremely undramatic. I found this almost without exception because everything that seems like it's going to be an event turns out to be a process.

Everything that seems like it's going to. be a revelation turns out to be like something that happens over years.

Hank: Yes.

John: Hank, we've got a question from Kathy. This is a very important question. Dear John and Hank, It's hot. I am too hot.

What are some good ways to cool off?

Hank: I have a song about this.

John: You do. It's called It's Too Hot.

Hank: Yes, it's called It's Too Hot. I have a song about everything apparently. The end of the world. I should write more songs about the end of the world.

I sure do talk about it a lot.

John: Today's podcast is sponsored by Hank's Songs. Available now at DFTBA.com. Thank you, Hank's Songs, for your continuing patronage of our little podcast.

Hank: Today's podcast is also brought to you by the fall of the Roman Empire. It took not... it wasn't an immediate process. It took many hundreds of years and lots and lots of people died. Thank you, Fall of the Roman Empire, for your support of the world as it is today.

John: We'd love to thank our sponsor for today's podcast, the Archduke Franz Ferdinand, whose assassination in 1914 sparked World War I, the event that once and for all ended any. argument over whether there was still a Roman Empire.

Hank: Sponsoring this podcast, Gavrilo Princip, who shot the Archduke Franz Ferdinand after walking out of a sandwich shop. Be... Because he really didn't like the idea of the Austro-Hungarian Empire.

John: And we'd also like to thank the Archduke Franz Ferdinand's idiot uncle, the Emperor Franz Josef, who never even really liked his nephew but still got angry enough about the assassination to go ahead and start World War I. Thanks for sponsoring our podcast, Emperor Franz Josef of the now non-existent Austro-Hungarian Empire.

Hank: Let's not include this.

John: I'm not sure how much of that is gonna end up in the podcast, but in case it got cut at some point, Hank and I just spent 20 minutes going back and forth trying to prove which of us knew more about the start of World War I.

Hank: Oh, I know a great deal about the start of World War I.

John: Yeah, so do I. That's why it took 20 minutes for us to have the debate. Okay, Hank, If I could go back to the question, which is not about the start of World War I, but instead about the fact that. it is currently hot outside, at least in much of the Northern Hemisphere, what are some good ways to cool off?

Hank: You can go and get some ice cubes and put them in your pants. 

John: There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, no Hank, I don't think there's a need for a second piece of advice. That should suffice. So there you have it, Kathy.

Another thing that I used to do, even though I know that that's the only piece of advice we really need to share, is I used to put my hat in the freezer every night, and I would wake up in the morning and put my hat on.

Hank: That's a good idea.

John: Yeah, that's when I lived in Chicago.

Hank: I find that in general, just having something cold is extremely helpful. You wouldn't really think it, but just like holding on to a cold thing cools down your whole body quite a lot.

John: Hank, speaking of your knowledge of science, we've got a question from James, who writes, Dear John and Hank, If the universe has no edge, how is it expanding? That's a great question. I have no idea, because I do not. understand, even after it has been explained to me by both my brother and Neil deGrasse Tyson, how the universe can possibly not have an edge if it is also expanding. What is it expanding into?

Hank: So, take your shirt and stretch it.

John: Okay, I've got it.

Hank: And stretch your shirt.

John: Just so you know, Hank, I'm wearing an AFC Wimbledon shirt. I'm stretching it.

Hank: I'm wearing an Andrew Huang shirt. So you're stretching it and- Oh, well who loves Mars?

John: Not you! 

Hank: Stretch it and there's, uh, there's, the fabric doesn't, so like, ignoring certain things, the fabric doesn't expand into anything, it just expands. It just gets bigger.

John: Disagree. The fabric expands into the air.

Hank: Don't think about the air. Just think about the fabric. If the fabric were all of space-time, if the fabric were three-dimensional and four-dimensional, then it would just be expanding and it wouldn't be expanding into anything. It would just be getting with more space between it.

John: Right. Okay. That's a great explanation. I really appreciate it.

I still have a couple of questions. The first thing is that when I expand my shirt, I can't help but notice that my shirt has. an edge. I'm holding it right now in its most expanded capacity, and there does seem to be an edge of it.

And after the shirt, there is what I would call air.

Hank: Well, imagine... Right, but the fact that there is an edge to the shirt does not affect how the shirt I cannot imagine, first off, asking me to imagine an infinite piece of shirt is a big ask.

John: I was just having this conversation with my five-year-old son, actually, because he said that he was having an argument at camp over whether infinity was the biggest number or whether infinity plus one was the biggest number. And I had to explain to him that first off, not all infinities are of the same size. And secondly, infinity is not a number. Like infinity is not a very large number.

It's just a countlessness.

Hank: Yeah.

John: And so you're asking me to imagine an infinite shirt, right?

Hank: Yes.

John: All right. I think I have it.

Hank: And then stretch the shirt.

John: I'm stretching it.

Hank: So what happened?

John: Well, first off, I can't notice that even in my mind, the infinite shirt does have edges. But I know that that is. a weakness of my mind because the infinite shirt can't have edges because the infinite shirt is not very very big, it's infinite, which is different from very very big, so I'm trying to train my mind to imagine that. Okay, now the infinite shirt is stretching.

Hank: So two points on that infinite shirt just got farther apart.

John: Two points on that infinite shirt got farther apart. Quick question, what did that infinite shirt expand into? 

Hank: I think that the problem is not with the expanding, I think it is with the infinite. I think that's the part that we really have a hard time with. Because it doesn't need to have expanded into anything, because it was infinite. It can't expand into anything.

It can't expand into anything. It was already as big as it can be.

John: So what you're saying is that the universe doesn't have an edge because it's infinite, and it's able to expand, but there's nothing on the other side of that expanse because it has no edge.

Hank: Kind of, yeah.

John: Oh man, I mean...

Hank: There's not an expanse to be on the other side of.

John: Oh my god, this is such a funny comedy. podcast. Um... 

Hank: Amy asks, Dear Hank and John, Why do we have individual fingerprints? What practical purpose could they possibly have evolved to serve?". I know the actual answer to this question. John, do you want to take a guess?

John: I do want to take a guess, Hank. Thank you for the opportunity. We evolved individually distinct fingerprints so that every person could grip slightly different objects. well. That is my guess.

Is that correct?

Hank: I mean... No, but I love it. I love the idea that like that like there's just over the broad spectrum of humanity There's a person that can hold everything perfectly like like no one object.

John: There's only one person who has the perfect Fingerprints for the iPhone 6 and there's only one person who has the perfect fingerprint to like I don't know hold a trillium flower. there's only one person who has the perfect fingerprint to to hold the particular club that killed the first Mastodon.

Hank: Yeah, okay. I love it. The answer is that the fingerprints are there because they help us grip things. They increase the surface area of our fingers, and they do increase the friction between our fingers and. surfaces, so they're helpful.

John: So I was right. I was right. You're welcome, Amy. Thanks for listening.

Hank: The tops of your fingers on your desk and then rubbing the bottoms of your fingers on your desk. Your fingertips will stick more. And as for why we evolved to have individual different fingerprints, every person has different fingerprints. We didn't evolve to have different fingerprints.

That is just a weird consequence of how fingerprints are made when we are in the womb and partially or I was right. One of those two things are the truth.

John: Hank, if the universe has no edge, how is it expanding exactly? Like, what is it expanding into?

Hank: This question is from Eric. Eric says, Dear Hank and John, I just got my first job as a go-kart maintenance person. I don't know the actual job title, and I'm feeling the pressure. With school and friends, I'm having trouble balancing it all.

How did you manage to transition into the workforce from your first jobs?

John: First off, Eric, let me just say that as first jobs go, go-kart maintenance person is amazing. It's pretty cool. I mean you're learning about people? Wal-Mart Yeah, I did.

Hank: the carts among other things.

John: I did find it difficult to manage my social life and my academic obligations alongside my early jobs. I worked at a warehouse and then I worked at Steak and Shake and a couple other restaurants.

Hank: I think the key for me was understanding that my I actually, luckily enough, worked with a lot of my friends at Walmart. So there was a bit of a social component to it, and in fact that is why I worked at that Walmart. There was a closer Walmart to my house that I chose not to work at because I didn't know anyone who worked there. And I think that a lot of people have good social experiences at work, and I don't know if that is an option open to you at your go-kart place, but it might be worth exploring.

And yeah, I mean...

John: I'll tell you what, from my Steak and Shake experience, sometimes it is not worth exploring. Because as you know, Hank, my main coworker, he murdered someone and now he's in prison. But that's a story for a different podcast.

Hank: I have a short poem that is relevant to this. 

John: I. can't wait. You're such a great reader. and Student of Poetry. I cannot wait to learn what poem is relevant to this.

Hank: It's very relevant. It's by Kenneth Koch. It's called You Want a Social Life with Friends.

John: Oh! You only know about this poem because of me!

Hank: Probably.

John: I was introduced to this. I have to say, I was introduced to this poem by Amy Krauss Rosenthal, and it's on my list for short poems to use in future podcasts, but go ahead, use it now, Hank.

Hank: I know about this poem because Alan Lestufka did a kinetic typography video to it. It is called You Want a Social Life with Friends by Kenneth Koch. You want a social life with friends, a passionate love life, and as well to work hard every day. What's true is that of these three you may have two, and two may pay you dividends, but never may have three.

John: Yeah, I'm afraid that might be true.

Hank: I mean, it's... It's definitely difficult to balance all of the things and there are other things to balance too like there's your personal health which becomes a bigger deal as you get older like make. like maintaining that and there's you know family obligations and making sure that you take care of the people who have taken care of you. and and like there's lots of Lots of balance.

John: There's also Game of Thrones which is on every Sunday and if you miss it even by like two hours Twitter spoils it for you. So there's a lot to manage in this life and it's not easy but I would just encourage you to always try to watch the shows that you love live because otherwise people will ruin them for you. Sorry, what were we talking about? 

Hank: Time management is hard.

John: Hank, do you ever pause to consider the fact that our father worked on fishing boats in Alaska?

Hank: It is difficult to perceive, to like see that. In my mind's eye, yes.

John: And he like mushed dogs in Alaska and he hiked most of the Appalachian Trail and he like froze camping in the Grand Canyon. and look at us, just a couple of guys sitting in comfortable chairs.

Hank: It was a very nice chair. Actually, my dad bought this chair for me. He took me to the to the office store and. he was like, you're getting a real chair.

John: Dude, you know what's funny about that? Mom bought my chair for me. She even paid for it. It was my 27th birthday present, this La-Z-Boy that I'm sitting in right now.

Hank: It may have been my 27th birthday present. 

John: Oh man.

Hank: We didn't know that 27 was Chair birthday. 

John: All you 27 year olds out there, make sure to ask your parents for a very special birthday gift, Chair.

Hank: Chairs are very important to your happiness.

John: Okay Hank, one more question before we get to The news from Mars and AFC Wimbledon, the most important portion of the podcast. This is from a 12-year-old harem. Hypothetically, how much would it cost to move AFC Wimbledon, the greatest football club in the history of the world, to Mars, a cold dead rock in the vacuum of space, for a day? How much would it cost, Hank, to move AFC Wimbledon to Mars for a day?

And I'm gonna go ahead, I'm gonna give you, uh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna help you out with some numbers, okay? Oh, wow. We're not gonna move AFC Wimbledon's stadium, that's unreasonable, and we're not going to. move, uh, anything, uh, nece- We're not gonna move anything more than is absolutely necessary for AFC Wimbledon to play a match on Mars, right?

So, that is a goal. 11 players, including Adebayo Aconfenwa, and the manager, Neil Ardley, along with all the clothes and the cleats necessary to play soccer on Mars. Those are your requirements, Hank. How much would it cost to move AFC Wimbledon to Mars for one day?

Hank: How many players are there on AFC Wimbledon?

John: Well, I think we're going to go ahead and not bring any substitutes. And so just the 11 starters.

Hank: 11?

John: Yeah, a goalkeeper and 10 outfield players. Have you just never watched a soccer game in your entire life?

Hank: So how are they going to play a game? Can they play like... Like five on five or something?

John: No, they're gonna play against a team that lives on Mars. Yeah, they're gonna play against a team that is currently on Mars.

Hank: Okay. Can they only go for a day or can they stay for a while?

John: Is it cheaper to stay? Yes. Can you briefly explain to me why it is cheaper to stay on Mars than it is? to just come and go?

Hank: Because you have to sort of launch at the time when Earth is closest. And so when we launch the Earth mission, it will be at a time when Earth is closest to Mars, and by the time they get there, Earth will be far away from Mars, so you have to wait for Earth to get close again.

John: Wow. All right, so we will amend Harim's question. AFC Wimbledon will be taking a... how long... what kind of Mars?

Hank: I don't know. Like, probably a year. A year?! Probably months.

Probably months.

John: Months? Hank, AFC Wimbledon has a game every single Saturday. We can't take months away. What will happen to our position in League 2 with Adebayo Akinfenwa on Mars instead of playing in England?

Sorry, I'm getting upset. I sometimes stutter when I'm upset.

Hank: I bet we could get like sort of the cost down to like one and a half billion per person.

John: Million or billion? 

Hank: I find that. Question funny. It's billion with a B.

John: Billion with a B per person?

Hank: It's a long trip.

John: You think the cost of moving AFC Wimbledon to Mars would be 1.5 billion dollars? per person times 11 is... God, I'm so bad at math. What is it? 16...

Hank: Work it, work it, John.

John: 16.5 billion dollars is your proposal for getting AFC Wimbledon to Mars. Does that include the...

Hank: I don't know, that seems low. That seems low to me, now that you've said it out loud.

John: Well, I also, I forgot Neil Ardley, the manager, so that's 18 billion. Yes. Okay, uh... If any of our listeners have more precise information on how much it would cost to get AFC Wimbledon to Mars, go ahead and send us emails with your calculations at hankandjohn at gmail.com.

That's also where you can email us your questions. Thank you to Harim and everybody who asked a question today. Hank, it's time for the news from Mars.

What's going on in Mars these days?

Hank: Geologists have discovered glass on Mars, which is not in itself Super surprising because glass is formed here on Earth when meteorites impact the Earth, so it was likely that glass would be around on Mars. The news, however, is though that they are able to, for the first time, detect where there's a lot of glass on the surface of. Mars from orbit using some spectroscopy techniques that are brand new. And the cool thing about that potentially is that here on Earth, when glass is formed by natural events, you can actually, it actually captures some of the atmosphere in the glass, and so you can look inside the glass and see what the atmosphere was like when that glass formed on Earth, which gives us a little bit of insight into the history of our planet, and that will also potentially give us 

John: Hank, quick question. You're saying that glass contains The history of the atmosphere from when it was made?

Hank: Yeah, like traps little bubbles of air.

John: I mean, I like to make fun of your Mars news, but that is actually pretty awesome news. Dang it! 

Hank: I never know what you're gonna be excited about. I really don't. That's fascinating.

John: Well, I think that my favorite thing about it is that unlike most of your Mars news, it actually is happening on Mars. So then the news the news from AFC Wimbledon this week. Hank as you know AFC Wimbledon is a club that was formed by a group of fans after Wimbledon FC departed for. The town that shall not be named in the greatest scandal in the history of English football.

It's a fan-owned club, a fan-controlled club, but it's also a very charity-oriented club. They have a great foundation, the AFC Wimbledon Foundation, and they also partner frequently with an organization called War Child, which is an organization that works with children who are refugees from war or living in places of conflict. A great organization based in the UK.

And right now, if you Google AFC Wimbledon earphones, or AFC Wimbledon, yeah, just Google AFC Wimbledon earphones, You can get these amazing AFC Wimbledon earphones that I'm actually using to talk to you right now, Hank. They've got a great mic on them and the sound quality is excellent and the money raised is split between War Child and AFC Wimbledon Foundation. I mention this in no small part, Hank, because you are not currently using earphones with a mic on them and it makes podcasting unnecessarily difficult, so I have bought you a pair and I've also.

I also bought a pair for everybody who asked a question that was used on today's podcast but they're really great, genuinely great earphones. and they got the little AFC Wimbledon logo on them which is cool too but it's a great way to support charity. so AFC Wimbledon launched that this week and I wanted to let you know about it and the history Hank Green. Hank tells me a little bit about science. I make some kind of broad, metaphorically resonant conclusion about it.

And then Hank is like, yeah, but no, not actually. If you have a question for us again, please email us at hankandjohn at gmail.com, an email address clearly invented by Hank. And thanks again for listening to our podcast.

What did we learn today, Hank?

Hank: Oh, goodness. We learned that. We learned a lot about the history of of the beginning of World War one Thanks to our sponsor for this podcast and and the fall of the Roman Empire

John: not to mention the fact that we learned the importance of putting ice cubes in your pants and The fact that we'd rather be Dumbledore than Gandalf at least until book mmm five.

Hank: no no Yeah, yeah at least until book five.

John: thanks for listening And as we say in our hometown of Nerdfighteria, don't forget to. 

Hank: be awesome.