(Intro)

Matthew: Hey there, I am Matthew Gaydos and welcome to The Warehouse, the weekly show where we share the DFTBA warehouse with you.

Happy Halloween to you guys. As you can see, Fort Awesome's in the spirit and it's a vampire... walrus... vampire-walrus. I went for vampire, I got a little bit walrusy.

But that doesn't matter because it's time for new merch... Hey. What happened to the lights?

(Evil laugh)

Who's there?

Voice: Get over here.

Matthew: Let go of me.

Voice: Come here. Come here.

Matthew: No, stop!

Voice: Come here.

(Carl laughing while riding a scooter)

Voice/Carl: Hey there, I'm Carl the clown and this is the show where we do the stuff with the things. That's close enough.

First things first, you don't need to worry about that Gaydos guy anymore 'cause I took care of him! (Laughing)

Matthew: Hey, let me out!

Carl: Actually, I got a better place for you. (Laughing) Wait. (Kicks over Fort Awesome and Laughs).

So let's see what he was gonna talk about today, alright. Let's get his notes. And at number one on the list, New Merch News. Turns out there's just a bunch of hoodies this week. It's this one that has the thing on the back of it and the front of it and you see it there. And then there's this one which is like a reprint of a thing that we had before but apparently it's softer now and it's better. Same with this one. The font's better, it's softer you, er, I think you get it. Moving on to the next thing.

#Octothorpe. Uh, I don't know what an octothorpe is. It says here there's a video or something to watch that you can click here to see it and I guess, do that I guess.

Next up, there's a guy named Charles Trippy and he's got a poster and it looks like this. And you can pre-order it signed or unsigned. It says there's a link to it down in the flap. What the flip is a flap!?

And then lastly in the New Merch News is this shirt right here. It says "Feminist as F*ck" and it's shiny and it's great and you can pre-order it at dftba.com.

The only other thing on his list here is a thing called NerdfArt whatever... that's gross, I'm gonna... Uh. NerdfArt. But apparently I'm supposed to send you to j-wells.tumblr.com to look at a pumpkin. It's got the DFTBA Nerdfighter thing on the pumpkin, it looks pretty cool to me but what do I know? So if you wanna see that and other nerdy pumpkins go to the link down in the flip-flap. (Nose honk)

But that does it for this week guys. You can leave your questions and your comments down in the comments section but I'm not gonna read them. It's just the truth. The links to the things are in the thing. So until next time, don't forget to be awesome.
(Laughs and rides off on a scooter. Matthew escapes.)