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Let's Play LEGO Hanky Potter #23 - Expelliarmus!
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In which Hank and Katherine learn how to duel. Poorly.
Katherine: Hello and welcome back to Hank and Katherine Play LEGO Harry Potter Years 1-4 this is...this is the infirmary or something.
Hank: Did you just call me Kank?
K: Kank. Maybe a little bit.
H: Kank and Hatherine.
K: Kank and....
H: Where is the...oh there's a student in peril up there, hello!
K: Kank and Hatherine.
H: Hello! Hello! Hello, I'm...
K: Um. Still, still exploring in this area.
H: Yes there's so many things.
K: Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!
H: I lifted this person up. You got it! Oh you needed to bounce.
K: It wasn't a student in peril it was the Dobby.
H: You needed a bounce. I am lifting this boy up. Not sure if that is doing us any good though. Where is the crab?
K: Where is the crab?
H: Come to me, crab.
K: Maybe it's...maybe it's not in this room.
H: Maybe. We did open that other room up.
K: Yeah.
H: We're so close to true wizard, oh my god!
K: Harry's like, you guys, my elbow!
H: My arm is a jelly man. I am made of jelly. Okay let's go...let's go and see if the crab...
K: Wait!
H: Wait...
K: Come on!
H: Nope. Okay.
K: Wait...ahhhh!
H: We obviously have to go back there.
K: You are such a...
H: There we go, true wizard. Hermione, I need a book smarts. Flask, stars, moon, hat. What do we get. Do we get it? Where's the thing. Show me it.
K: I just got it!
H: Oh you did? I'm not paying attention.
K: It was...it was in the, amazingly enough, spiderweb. On the wall.
H: Oh, it was a spider. Oh, wheelchair.
K: Uh...okay.
H: I am Hermione Hawking.
K: What is this? What is this?
H: Self propelled. I feel like Doctor X in this thing. I don't know. It needs a key? I think it needs a key. Looks like it needs a key.
K: Oh.
H: You wanna go back and heal Harry now?
K: The key didn't come out of...awwwwww.
H: I'm sorry!
K: You ran over her! Wait a minute.
H: Ooh I can do a wheelie!
K: Woo!
H: Weee!
K: Oh!
H: What a giant, beautiful flower. Hey you shot me.
K: I was trying to shoot the flower because that's what I do.
H: It's what you do. Ring that bell!
K: No, it doesn't really do anything. You can do it over and over again.
H: (Singing) Ring the bell! Ring my bell!
K: Okay. Mmm.
H: I didn't know...I didn't think it was a spider. I thought it was a lobster.
K: No, it's a spider. This one is a spider, the other one was cherries.
H: Skele-Gro sounds disgusting.
K: This is a different potion then the one we were making before.
H: Right. Yes, no wonder it tastes so bad, 'cause it's got a spider in it.
K: Ah! That sounded bad.
H: Wait, he just got better? I thought it takes a long time.
K: Yeah.
H: Yeah! Now you jumpin' on the bed! You got your Quidditch pads on. Yeah we're very...very impressed.
K: Oh no Colin!
H: Oh no!!
K: Colin no!
H: It's so lucky that they all saw the monster through something...
K: Let's go to the dueling club!
H: Yeah, dueling club!
K: Let's duel some...some junk!
H: It's so long since I've read this one. (Sings along with music)
K: That's so many. Aw, dissapointment.
H: You know you can't do everything every time.
K: You can't do everything every time. What was that?
H: You can't do everything every time.
K: You sound kind of...
H: It's an aphorism.
K: Okay. I was wondering about the accent. It was weird.
H: My spastic. Spaccent.
K: Spa...spazzent.
H: Oh do you have an itchy face, Lemon?
K: Gooey gooey gum pot!
H: Gooey gooey gum pots.
K: Spinny gooey gum pots.
H: Oh, spinny gooey gum pots. I see.
K: What else are we gonna say? You're just talkin' to the dog!
H: I'm ta...well the dog is cute and she deserves attention!
K: But they can't hear...see her.
H: Why is this knight submerged in the water?
K: Good question.
H: Why are you bouncing around?
K: Why do I always have that spell on?
H: Pixie, Pixie, Pixie, Pixie. There's nothing to do here, we've done everything in this room.
K: That guy is hanging from the ceiling.
H: We've done everything that we can do in this room. Do you agree with me?
K: Hm. I don't know. I suppose. My leg is asleep!
H: Wake it up!
K: Ow.
H: The alarm clock is going off, leg.
K: Oh god, ow. Ow, leg. Ow. Why. Why? Pinsy pinsy needles needles.
H: Pinsys needles.
K: Pinsys pinsys pansies needles.
H: Okay, where are we going?
K: Gimme gimme gimme gimme.
H: (Singing) Life is a highway, I wanna ride it all night long!
K: Gimme, gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme. Hey look! Look! (Grunts).
H: Yeah! What happened?
K: I just zapped 'em. Instead of actually using the right spell.
H: Who am I? I'm Hermione.
K: Some days...
H: Some days....
K: I just don't push the right button.
H: What did you make? Oh.
K: I made a cauldron for Polyjuice potion that we cannot use yet. Yay.
H: That we can't use yet.
K: No, it's all incremental. Incremental.
H: Incremental.
K: You gotta do...ahh. Okay.
H: You see me doing it!
K: I know...no I don't! I'm not...uh...un...unbelievable as it may seem I am not paying attention to you twenty four hours of the day.
H: I'm Hermione. She knows what's best.
K: Well. That's your opinion.
H: Especially when it comes to collecting...so you don't get true wizards for like...the...parts where you're just walking around?
K: Mhm.
H: You just get the bolts.
K: OHHHHHH! I fell off.
H: Yes you did.
K: (Laughs) Oh, I see. I see what you're saying
H: Yeah. So this isn't like...we're not in a level right now, we're just walking around.
K: Okay. I see, I see what you're saying.
H: So walking around...
K: But we get other stuff like...
H: Yeah, but like, we can get that stuff anytime.
K: I guess.
H: And it'll all be much easier to get when we have the abilities to get them.
K: All of the things...all of the...
H: We don't have to be like, I wonder if we can actually do this.
K: All of the capabilities. Yeah, alright. Alright.
H: Are you...you guys still think he's dreamy?
K: Seriously.
H: Yes, I agree with you, Snape. What is that? Nice.
K: They're dueling mannequins.
Both: (Imitate Ron and Harry laughing).
K: Expelliarmus! What?
H: Are we gonna learn Expelliarmus?
K: I don't know. Isn't that the point of this?
H: Yes, we seem to have it available.
K: Great. Use it! I'm gonna be back here. Shootin' shit.
H: I'm gonna be makin' sure these guy's don't...
K: I mean...you know, stuff...Oh, I guess I do have to get...I have to get some too.
H: I don't know what we're doing.
K: Your score won't count if you go past the red line.
H: Ohhh....I just thought we had to prevent them from coming past the red line. I made it...Harry is the winner!
K: Yeah, Harry is obviously the winner, Ron has not even tried yet. What, um, what spell are we using, here?
H: Expelliarmus, the red one.
K: Oh. Okay.
H: That did not work on you, interestingly. Umm...are we done? Oh you have to do it too.
K: Yeah. Stop running around like a...
H: I'm gonna be shootin' stuff.
K: Wee.
H: Those are crooked check marks you're makin'. Boom.
K: Speak for yourself man.
H: What, your check marks are crooked! I'm just sayin'!
K: Your check marks are crooked!
H: Oooooh!
K: Get him, Snapers.
H: (Whispering like he's speaking Parseltongue).
K: Why?
H: Speaking in Parseltongue.
K: Why?
H: I don't know! Because I think Harry is about to speak Parseltongue and it's gonna...be a thing.
K: It is gonna be a thing.
H: It's gonna be like, Heir of Slytherin, Heir of Slytherin, oh my god!
K: Here. Here, Snape. Hold my very expensive broom that I'm carrying around for no reason.
H: Oh frickety frackety.
K: Why? Yeah, exactly. Why would not my...
H: Oh, come on!
K: I'm...hm.
H: I'm doing very poorly.
K: Me too, he is...he keeps dodging.
H: Yes. I have noticed the dodging.
K: Awww I fell into a lot of little LEGO pieces.
H: Shoot! Shoot balls! Get him, get him, get him!
K: YEGO! I just said YEGO pieces.
H: YEGO. No! Oh, I dodged. I dodged. He dodged, I dodged. Why? Shoot at him you perv! Perv? No, you were pointed the wrong direction! Oh, yes. Right.
K: It doesn't work though, it's so freaking annoying! Ugh! Okay, this sucks and I abandon ship.
H: No, you just have to keep going. I think it only matters what I do. Not that I...you know...
K: Yeah but it's still annoying for me. Eh!
H: Can I get any closer? What? That one landed right on his head!
K: Ugh. Oh, dodged.
H: I do not understand. I am pointed at him, frickety frack, yes!
K: Weeee! We did it!
H: Expelliarmus, oh my god.
K: That was patheticus.
H: What did that go over?
K: Um...
H: It like, replaced a spell.
K: Um, Incarcerous. That one that we bought.
H: The one that we bought.
K: But...yeah, that's where it goes.
H: I don't need Incarcerous.
K: No, because Incarcerous doesn't do anything...
Both: Ahhhhhh!
K: I'm so mad, I made a snake!
H: Don't talky talky.
K: (Whispers like Parseltongue).
H: What was that?
K: What?
H: Ooooh.
K: Yeah!
H: I...go get him. That seems like complicated magic to like, make a snake out of nowhere.
K: Yeah, totally. That doesn't seem like something that Malfoy should be able to do at this point in his magic career.
H: (Singing) Why is there a question mark and a blowy face man?
K: She's wondering who the Heir of Slytherin is.
H: Oh.
K: Parseltongue unlocked, Harry!
H: Yeah! Now I can get past snakes. (Makes sound effects) One thousand bolts! You cannot do anything in here.
K: One thousand studs.
H: Bolts! Why did...I swear I'm not makin' that up.
K: Studs.
H: Yeah, clean up that picture of that thing.
K: Sometimes we have to do things, so we can get to the next area. Or a new area.
H: Hello, hello! I'm waving at you. You're saying no. I'm not a Hufflepuff.
K: Because you are not a Hufflepuff. Okay, I see. Okay. That's good to know! Good to know.
H: I need to be a Hufflepuff boy. Collecting the ghosty bolts! Ghosty bolts!
K: (High voice) Lemon, gimme the ghosty bolts!
H: (High voice) Gimme the ghosty bolts.
K: (High voice) Lemon! Can...can we have
H: (High voice) Can we have the ghosty bolts?
K: (High voice) Can we have the ghosty bolts? She's not even reacting at all! She's not looking at anything.
H: (High voice) She's sleeping at my feet.
K: (High voice) She's kind of opening her eyes a little bit but that's about it.
H: (High voice) Lemon, the ghosty bolts.
K: (Laughs) Sounds like that creepy guy from Family Guy.
H: I know, it does.
K: Who always wants to touch Chris
H: (High voice) Hey, Chris, you want a lollipop?
K: (High voice) I've got...got some popsicles in my deep freeze!
H: (Laughs) Oh, just having a deep freeze is creepy. That's just like...
K: (High voice) It's in the basement. (Laughs)
H: All of our friends have a deep freeze. In Montana. They keep their deer parts in it.
K: Yeah, well, you know. Sometimes you got deer parts.
H: Yeah. Sometimes you got deer parts and sometimes you got, uh...parts of small children.
K: What just jumped off the edge there? Ahh! What is jumping?
H: I don't know, I can go check.
Both: (Laugh)
H: Ahh!
K: Fabulous. This thing is...
H: What are you...
K: I don't know it is...
H: It's just very productive of the
K: Yes, very productive, it had lots of options in it. Do doo doo doo!
H: Do do doo doo dooo! Singin a song about the knights!
K: (Singing) I built a thing. It doo dee doo.
Both: (Singing)
H: (Singing) I built a knight made of gold
K: (Singing)
H: (Singing) I can't destroy him until I do it.
K: Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
H: (Singing) What is going on, I did not go that way.
K: I don't know. I...ahhh!
H: Ahhhh! I can speak Parseltongue.
K: You can speak Parseltongue, yay!! It's the most exciting thing that's ever happened!
H: Hi! Does...is this what I got?
K: (Meows?) What am I doin' with it?
H: I would like to change the view so that we can see better, what's going on.
K: What is it? Okay, it's a thing. And this part...it's a snake. We have to build it. From the bottom up.
H: We have to build him! I should probably get my...
K: Yeah you should probably maybe, maybe help. Or try. Yeah put that on there. Put that on there.
H: On where?
K: Right there on the purple thing, underneath the Slytherin banner. Right, see where I'm holding mine?
H: I see where I'm holding yours. I don't...
K: Oh. Oh I thought I had that one. Okay, sorry. Um...it's so hard to tell.
H: That's the bottom.
K: Yeah, that's the bottom, right? Don't you think?
H: Sure, that looks like the bottom.
K: And put that one on top of that. Put this one...
H: Click! And, snake head!
K: Get! Get i! Get it. What? What the eff?
Both: Whoaaaa!!!
K: I jumped off the edge! Get out of the way, stupid Slytherin!
H: What...why did it vanish?
Both: Uhhhhhhhh.......
K: Nooo!
H: Nooo! Stop vanishing you asshole!
K: Oh.
H: We've discovered a glitch.
K: Oopsie.
H: It glitched.
K: Oopsie poopsie whoopsie whoopsie whoopsie whoopsie whoopsie whoopsie whoopsie whoopsie doodles.
H: There maybe I knocked it down now. You gotta...there we go, there we go! Here we go again, girls, what's my weakness?
K: Men! Okay, meh, eh, eh
H: Okay then, chillin'.
Both: (Mumble) Villain.
Both: (Mumble)
H: (Laughs)
K: (Laughs) I'm makin' it sounds good and it works!
H: (Mocking Katherine) It woooorks.
K: Gettin' 'er done. (Mumbles more).
H: And I couldn't believe this...why is...we are in the same place but it's like, super dark.
K: No we're not in the same place we just went down to the Slytherin...
H: This is new?
K: Common room.
H: Ohhh Slytherin Common room. Are we gonna learn how to use Polyjuice Potion?
K: Ugh.
H: I have to open this door! I feel that we are way long.
K: Well why don't we stop, then?
H: 'Cause we're in the middle of a cutscene.
K: Well why didn't we stop before that?
H: I don't know! I just realized!
K: You are the one that is supposed to be keeping track of that, I don't know what I'm doing. I can only push the buttons. I cannot be in control of this.
H: Ooh! Yes, Slytherins opened it! We have to learn how to use Polyjuice Potion.
K: Let's go home.
H: Heh! (Sings).
K: Alright.
H: Okay.
K: This has gotta be the end of this one.
H: This has gotta be the end of this one.
K: Thanks for watching Hank and Katherine Play LEGO Harry Potter Years 1-4. You will not see us and we will not see you but you will hear us next time. Goodbye!
H: Goodbye.
Hank: Did you just call me Kank?
K: Kank. Maybe a little bit.
H: Kank and Hatherine.
K: Kank and....
H: Where is the...oh there's a student in peril up there, hello!
K: Kank and Hatherine.
H: Hello! Hello! Hello, I'm...
K: Um. Still, still exploring in this area.
H: Yes there's so many things.
K: Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!
H: I lifted this person up. You got it! Oh you needed to bounce.
K: It wasn't a student in peril it was the Dobby.
H: You needed a bounce. I am lifting this boy up. Not sure if that is doing us any good though. Where is the crab?
K: Where is the crab?
H: Come to me, crab.
K: Maybe it's...maybe it's not in this room.
H: Maybe. We did open that other room up.
K: Yeah.
H: We're so close to true wizard, oh my god!
K: Harry's like, you guys, my elbow!
H: My arm is a jelly man. I am made of jelly. Okay let's go...let's go and see if the crab...
K: Wait!
H: Wait...
K: Come on!
H: Nope. Okay.
K: Wait...ahhhh!
H: We obviously have to go back there.
K: You are such a...
H: There we go, true wizard. Hermione, I need a book smarts. Flask, stars, moon, hat. What do we get. Do we get it? Where's the thing. Show me it.
K: I just got it!
H: Oh you did? I'm not paying attention.
K: It was...it was in the, amazingly enough, spiderweb. On the wall.
H: Oh, it was a spider. Oh, wheelchair.
K: Uh...okay.
H: I am Hermione Hawking.
K: What is this? What is this?
H: Self propelled. I feel like Doctor X in this thing. I don't know. It needs a key? I think it needs a key. Looks like it needs a key.
K: Oh.
H: You wanna go back and heal Harry now?
K: The key didn't come out of...awwwwww.
H: I'm sorry!
K: You ran over her! Wait a minute.
H: Ooh I can do a wheelie!
K: Woo!
H: Weee!
K: Oh!
H: What a giant, beautiful flower. Hey you shot me.
K: I was trying to shoot the flower because that's what I do.
H: It's what you do. Ring that bell!
K: No, it doesn't really do anything. You can do it over and over again.
H: (Singing) Ring the bell! Ring my bell!
K: Okay. Mmm.
H: I didn't know...I didn't think it was a spider. I thought it was a lobster.
K: No, it's a spider. This one is a spider, the other one was cherries.
H: Skele-Gro sounds disgusting.
K: This is a different potion then the one we were making before.
H: Right. Yes, no wonder it tastes so bad, 'cause it's got a spider in it.
K: Ah! That sounded bad.
H: Wait, he just got better? I thought it takes a long time.
K: Yeah.
H: Yeah! Now you jumpin' on the bed! You got your Quidditch pads on. Yeah we're very...very impressed.
K: Oh no Colin!
H: Oh no!!
K: Colin no!
H: It's so lucky that they all saw the monster through something...
K: Let's go to the dueling club!
H: Yeah, dueling club!
K: Let's duel some...some junk!
H: It's so long since I've read this one. (Sings along with music)
K: That's so many. Aw, dissapointment.
H: You know you can't do everything every time.
K: You can't do everything every time. What was that?
H: You can't do everything every time.
K: You sound kind of...
H: It's an aphorism.
K: Okay. I was wondering about the accent. It was weird.
H: My spastic. Spaccent.
K: Spa...spazzent.
H: Oh do you have an itchy face, Lemon?
K: Gooey gooey gum pot!
H: Gooey gooey gum pots.
K: Spinny gooey gum pots.
H: Oh, spinny gooey gum pots. I see.
K: What else are we gonna say? You're just talkin' to the dog!
H: I'm ta...well the dog is cute and she deserves attention!
K: But they can't hear...see her.
H: Why is this knight submerged in the water?
K: Good question.
H: Why are you bouncing around?
K: Why do I always have that spell on?
H: Pixie, Pixie, Pixie, Pixie. There's nothing to do here, we've done everything in this room.
K: That guy is hanging from the ceiling.
H: We've done everything that we can do in this room. Do you agree with me?
K: Hm. I don't know. I suppose. My leg is asleep!
H: Wake it up!
K: Ow.
H: The alarm clock is going off, leg.
K: Oh god, ow. Ow, leg. Ow. Why. Why? Pinsy pinsy needles needles.
H: Pinsys needles.
K: Pinsys pinsys pansies needles.
H: Okay, where are we going?
K: Gimme gimme gimme gimme.
H: (Singing) Life is a highway, I wanna ride it all night long!
K: Gimme, gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme. Hey look! Look! (Grunts).
H: Yeah! What happened?
K: I just zapped 'em. Instead of actually using the right spell.
H: Who am I? I'm Hermione.
K: Some days...
H: Some days....
K: I just don't push the right button.
H: What did you make? Oh.
K: I made a cauldron for Polyjuice potion that we cannot use yet. Yay.
H: That we can't use yet.
K: No, it's all incremental. Incremental.
H: Incremental.
K: You gotta do...ahh. Okay.
H: You see me doing it!
K: I know...no I don't! I'm not...uh...un...unbelievable as it may seem I am not paying attention to you twenty four hours of the day.
H: I'm Hermione. She knows what's best.
K: Well. That's your opinion.
H: Especially when it comes to collecting...so you don't get true wizards for like...the...parts where you're just walking around?
K: Mhm.
H: You just get the bolts.
K: OHHHHHH! I fell off.
H: Yes you did.
K: (Laughs) Oh, I see. I see what you're saying
H: Yeah. So this isn't like...we're not in a level right now, we're just walking around.
K: Okay. I see, I see what you're saying.
H: So walking around...
K: But we get other stuff like...
H: Yeah, but like, we can get that stuff anytime.
K: I guess.
H: And it'll all be much easier to get when we have the abilities to get them.
K: All of the things...all of the...
H: We don't have to be like, I wonder if we can actually do this.
K: All of the capabilities. Yeah, alright. Alright.
H: Are you...you guys still think he's dreamy?
K: Seriously.
H: Yes, I agree with you, Snape. What is that? Nice.
K: They're dueling mannequins.
Both: (Imitate Ron and Harry laughing).
K: Expelliarmus! What?
H: Are we gonna learn Expelliarmus?
K: I don't know. Isn't that the point of this?
H: Yes, we seem to have it available.
K: Great. Use it! I'm gonna be back here. Shootin' shit.
H: I'm gonna be makin' sure these guy's don't...
K: I mean...you know, stuff...Oh, I guess I do have to get...I have to get some too.
H: I don't know what we're doing.
K: Your score won't count if you go past the red line.
H: Ohhh....I just thought we had to prevent them from coming past the red line. I made it...Harry is the winner!
K: Yeah, Harry is obviously the winner, Ron has not even tried yet. What, um, what spell are we using, here?
H: Expelliarmus, the red one.
K: Oh. Okay.
H: That did not work on you, interestingly. Umm...are we done? Oh you have to do it too.
K: Yeah. Stop running around like a...
H: I'm gonna be shootin' stuff.
K: Wee.
H: Those are crooked check marks you're makin'. Boom.
K: Speak for yourself man.
H: What, your check marks are crooked! I'm just sayin'!
K: Your check marks are crooked!
H: Oooooh!
K: Get him, Snapers.
H: (Whispering like he's speaking Parseltongue).
K: Why?
H: Speaking in Parseltongue.
K: Why?
H: I don't know! Because I think Harry is about to speak Parseltongue and it's gonna...be a thing.
K: It is gonna be a thing.
H: It's gonna be like, Heir of Slytherin, Heir of Slytherin, oh my god!
K: Here. Here, Snape. Hold my very expensive broom that I'm carrying around for no reason.
H: Oh frickety frackety.
K: Why? Yeah, exactly. Why would not my...
H: Oh, come on!
K: I'm...hm.
H: I'm doing very poorly.
K: Me too, he is...he keeps dodging.
H: Yes. I have noticed the dodging.
K: Awww I fell into a lot of little LEGO pieces.
H: Shoot! Shoot balls! Get him, get him, get him!
K: YEGO! I just said YEGO pieces.
H: YEGO. No! Oh, I dodged. I dodged. He dodged, I dodged. Why? Shoot at him you perv! Perv? No, you were pointed the wrong direction! Oh, yes. Right.
K: It doesn't work though, it's so freaking annoying! Ugh! Okay, this sucks and I abandon ship.
H: No, you just have to keep going. I think it only matters what I do. Not that I...you know...
K: Yeah but it's still annoying for me. Eh!
H: Can I get any closer? What? That one landed right on his head!
K: Ugh. Oh, dodged.
H: I do not understand. I am pointed at him, frickety frack, yes!
K: Weeee! We did it!
H: Expelliarmus, oh my god.
K: That was patheticus.
H: What did that go over?
K: Um...
H: It like, replaced a spell.
K: Um, Incarcerous. That one that we bought.
H: The one that we bought.
K: But...yeah, that's where it goes.
H: I don't need Incarcerous.
K: No, because Incarcerous doesn't do anything...
Both: Ahhhhhh!
K: I'm so mad, I made a snake!
H: Don't talky talky.
K: (Whispers like Parseltongue).
H: What was that?
K: What?
H: Ooooh.
K: Yeah!
H: I...go get him. That seems like complicated magic to like, make a snake out of nowhere.
K: Yeah, totally. That doesn't seem like something that Malfoy should be able to do at this point in his magic career.
H: (Singing) Why is there a question mark and a blowy face man?
K: She's wondering who the Heir of Slytherin is.
H: Oh.
K: Parseltongue unlocked, Harry!
H: Yeah! Now I can get past snakes. (Makes sound effects) One thousand bolts! You cannot do anything in here.
K: One thousand studs.
H: Bolts! Why did...I swear I'm not makin' that up.
K: Studs.
H: Yeah, clean up that picture of that thing.
K: Sometimes we have to do things, so we can get to the next area. Or a new area.
H: Hello, hello! I'm waving at you. You're saying no. I'm not a Hufflepuff.
K: Because you are not a Hufflepuff. Okay, I see. Okay. That's good to know! Good to know.
H: I need to be a Hufflepuff boy. Collecting the ghosty bolts! Ghosty bolts!
K: (High voice) Lemon, gimme the ghosty bolts!
H: (High voice) Gimme the ghosty bolts.
K: (High voice) Lemon! Can...can we have
H: (High voice) Can we have the ghosty bolts?
K: (High voice) Can we have the ghosty bolts? She's not even reacting at all! She's not looking at anything.
H: (High voice) She's sleeping at my feet.
K: (High voice) She's kind of opening her eyes a little bit but that's about it.
H: (High voice) Lemon, the ghosty bolts.
K: (Laughs) Sounds like that creepy guy from Family Guy.
H: I know, it does.
K: Who always wants to touch Chris
H: (High voice) Hey, Chris, you want a lollipop?
K: (High voice) I've got...got some popsicles in my deep freeze!
H: (Laughs) Oh, just having a deep freeze is creepy. That's just like...
K: (High voice) It's in the basement. (Laughs)
H: All of our friends have a deep freeze. In Montana. They keep their deer parts in it.
K: Yeah, well, you know. Sometimes you got deer parts.
H: Yeah. Sometimes you got deer parts and sometimes you got, uh...parts of small children.
K: What just jumped off the edge there? Ahh! What is jumping?
H: I don't know, I can go check.
Both: (Laugh)
H: Ahh!
K: Fabulous. This thing is...
H: What are you...
K: I don't know it is...
H: It's just very productive of the
K: Yes, very productive, it had lots of options in it. Do doo doo doo!
H: Do do doo doo dooo! Singin a song about the knights!
K: (Singing) I built a thing. It doo dee doo.
Both: (Singing)
H: (Singing) I built a knight made of gold
K: (Singing)
H: (Singing) I can't destroy him until I do it.
K: Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
H: (Singing) What is going on, I did not go that way.
K: I don't know. I...ahhh!
H: Ahhhh! I can speak Parseltongue.
K: You can speak Parseltongue, yay!! It's the most exciting thing that's ever happened!
H: Hi! Does...is this what I got?
K: (Meows?) What am I doin' with it?
H: I would like to change the view so that we can see better, what's going on.
K: What is it? Okay, it's a thing. And this part...it's a snake. We have to build it. From the bottom up.
H: We have to build him! I should probably get my...
K: Yeah you should probably maybe, maybe help. Or try. Yeah put that on there. Put that on there.
H: On where?
K: Right there on the purple thing, underneath the Slytherin banner. Right, see where I'm holding mine?
H: I see where I'm holding yours. I don't...
K: Oh. Oh I thought I had that one. Okay, sorry. Um...it's so hard to tell.
H: That's the bottom.
K: Yeah, that's the bottom, right? Don't you think?
H: Sure, that looks like the bottom.
K: And put that one on top of that. Put this one...
H: Click! And, snake head!
K: Get! Get i! Get it. What? What the eff?
Both: Whoaaaa!!!
K: I jumped off the edge! Get out of the way, stupid Slytherin!
H: What...why did it vanish?
Both: Uhhhhhhhh.......
K: Nooo!
H: Nooo! Stop vanishing you asshole!
K: Oh.
H: We've discovered a glitch.
K: Oopsie.
H: It glitched.
K: Oopsie poopsie whoopsie whoopsie whoopsie whoopsie whoopsie whoopsie whoopsie whoopsie doodles.
H: There maybe I knocked it down now. You gotta...there we go, there we go! Here we go again, girls, what's my weakness?
K: Men! Okay, meh, eh, eh
H: Okay then, chillin'.
Both: (Mumble) Villain.
Both: (Mumble)
H: (Laughs)
K: (Laughs) I'm makin' it sounds good and it works!
H: (Mocking Katherine) It woooorks.
K: Gettin' 'er done. (Mumbles more).
H: And I couldn't believe this...why is...we are in the same place but it's like, super dark.
K: No we're not in the same place we just went down to the Slytherin...
H: This is new?
K: Common room.
H: Ohhh Slytherin Common room. Are we gonna learn how to use Polyjuice Potion?
K: Ugh.
H: I have to open this door! I feel that we are way long.
K: Well why don't we stop, then?
H: 'Cause we're in the middle of a cutscene.
K: Well why didn't we stop before that?
H: I don't know! I just realized!
K: You are the one that is supposed to be keeping track of that, I don't know what I'm doing. I can only push the buttons. I cannot be in control of this.
H: Ooh! Yes, Slytherins opened it! We have to learn how to use Polyjuice Potion.
K: Let's go home.
H: Heh! (Sings).
K: Alright.
H: Okay.
K: This has gotta be the end of this one.
H: This has gotta be the end of this one.
K: Thanks for watching Hank and Katherine Play LEGO Harry Potter Years 1-4. You will not see us and we will not see you but you will hear us next time. Goodbye!
H: Goodbye.