[Wil Wheaton] Good morning, John.

*Hank rapping* This may have been the second oddest weekend of my life, I perused Portland real-estate with a Mythbuster's wife on an iPad owned by Adam Savage Yes, you could say that my perception of reality was ravaged But imagine, that wasn't even the weirdest bit and you're gonna shirt a brick when you hear the rest of it So sit down and listen to me rhythmically talk about the weekend that I participated in w00tstock Now I'm on the plane home and I just want to remember it: Hearing Adam Savage saying that he likes my music And I've been listinin' to Frontalot, 200 tracks back to back Which is probably why I wrote out this song as a rap but I hope whoever sits in 9D next doesn't gag because I'm writing down these lyrics on the back of the barf bag For me it began when I landed in Seattle at two o'clock and then by three was talking with the king of nerd hip hop MC Frontalot, as he's professionally known could probably cure cancer with his headlamp and a microphone Then Molly walked in with her adorable grin and her boyfriend Chris...and her assistant Kristen two girls one uke, don't fear, it won't make you puke unless you're easily nauseated by things abnormally cute And then I felt like I was losing control of my brain because the drummer of the Presidents of the USA was hanging with me making jokes telling me to be strong Like he'd jumped straight out of my tape player and into my song And then my friend Stephen Toulouse walked by He decides who lives and dies on Xbox live He's the guy with the ban hammer on the largest gaming platform And we were all brought here by Messrs Paul and Storm Who were in good form and bought the pizza I was eatin' when I learned just how nerdy was the nerd Wil Wheaton He was adorably excited, jumpin' up and down His smile was the inverse function of a frown taken to the one thousand twenty fourth power I did my best not to fangirl for the whole next hour And then I was on the stage, ostensibly earning my wage Picard had thrown me into overdrive and said "engage" My cheeks hurt from the laughing, it was so much freaking fun Savage, Fraction, Frontalot and Loading Ready Run And then done.

An' we were up there taking our bow Like wow, the crowd so loud I could not understand how this had happened to me, I mean I'm just another geek But this last week had had a freaking unique streak. Just a couple a days ago the world was planting me trees and now I'm up in front of a thousand geeks livin' my dreams. I'm prepared to accept this as the pinnacle of my career I don't mind if it's all downhill from here because here is a pretty good place to be downhill from I mean, there's an awful lot of hill there before you hit the bottom And in the morning, my goodness, I saw that Wil Wheaton Had pulled out his blackberry and done some tweetin' He told tweeted I killed it and from what he could hear my set, of all of those at w00tstock, got the biggest cheer I'm not really concerned about whether this is true or not It just makes me pretty grateful there is a thing called w00tstock Yeah. w00tstock. It's a rap that I did about w00tstock. And the-the beat-the beat is-the beat just keeps going? D-When do I stop? I-I don't have any more words. O-Okay. John...h-how is this my life? The show went really well, if I do say so myself. Everyone was hilarious the whole time, an-and my part went well too, so I'm putting a link in my pants down here so that you can go check it out, and there will also be an annotation at the end of the video, which is just about right now so John, I will see you on Friday, in which you answer some awesome nerdfighter questions. Bye-Bye!