Hi there! This is John Green of the Vlogbrothers, and you're watching Truth or Fail, YouTube's only game show. Only, of course,  is a word which means probably only, and definitely best. Is an example of a lie. And that my friends is your job here at Truth or Fail. I tell you two purported facts and then you use your little cursor to click on the truth or you fail.

Now, you may be asking yourself, "John, why are you wearing a zombified unicorn head?" The answer should be obvious. I'm a zombified unicorn head because I can.

Okay, so today's episode of Truth or Fail contains facts that you should know regardless of whether you've read my books but you could have learned from reading my books.

Alright, are you ready? Zombified unicorn, are you ready? (in unicorn voice) "Yes". Man, I should get out of the novel writing game and become a ventriloquist.

Okay. Time for your first set of facts.

Fact 1: the American Civil War general John Sedgwick last words were, "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"

or fact 2: the American poet Emily Dickinson's last words were, "Doctor, do you think it was the sausage?"

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