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I made this video the morning after the last video. I have a some fun at Lydia's expense and well, she has some fun with me. We're sisters, what do you expect?

The song I briefly "feature" for Lydia is Comic Sans by Gunnarolla:

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The Lizzie Bennet Diaries is a Primetime Emmy Award winning series based on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice.
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Lizzie Bennet - Ashley Clements -
Lydia Bennet - Mary Kate Wiles -

Executive Producer - Hank Green -
Executive Producer - Bernie Su -
Producer - Jenni Powell -
Director - Bernie Su -
Writer - Rachel Kiley -
Cinematography - Jason Raswant
Assistant Director - Stuart Davis -
Editor - Hank Green -
Consulting Producer - Margaret Dunlap -
Transmedia Producer - Jay Bushman -
Intro Music and Graphics - Michael Aranda -
Makeup - Heather Begley
Production Designer - Katie Moest -
Assistant Camera - Zelda Hallman -

Lydia: Come on.

Lizzie: This is a little bit childish, you know.  

Lydia: Bite me.

Lizzie: Considering it. Sorry, everyone, if this doesn't make any sense, but it will by the end of the video. My name is Lizzie Bennet and I really, really suck at video games.

Lydia: And?

Lizzie: And my sister Lydia is totally smart and beautiful.

Lydia: [whispering] Yes!

[Intro plays]

Lizzie: So Jane has now been on five whole dates with Bing Lee! If you count last night's dinner slash evening's near disaster a date. And assuming that a group of people running into another group of people which happens to include two singular people is dating.

Although by that analysis Jane would also be dating Darcy, and Bing's sister Caroline. And so would me and Charlotte. We'd all be dating each other in fact, like one giant incestuous orgy of awkward and face-palming. 

So Jane and Bing, five dates! They're practically married already. Why not just make it official? I mean, the way Jane talks sometimes. It's not that I'm not being supportive. Bing is a great guy. I just don't want her to make a snap decision, especially if it's the wrong one. But she's my sister and I want her to be happy, I do! So, yay! And even if she does marry Bing, like tomorrow, there's still another Bennet sister with a longer track record of bad decision making ...

Great, you're up!

Lydia: [off screen] Why is it so bright in here?

Lizzie: Okay, okay.

Lydia: Ooh, hey...

Lizzie: You sleep in my bed, you help me with my video.

Lydia: What are you doing?

Lizzie: Nothing, just relax.

Lydia: Ah!

Lizzie: [as Bing, speech slurred] I'm having a great time tonight. I'll only remember all the great things about tonight like you, and how stunning you are.

Lizzie: [as Jane] Why thank you, Bing. But really, I'm just stunning all the time, it comes so naturally.

Lizzie: [as Bing] I hope you don't mind that I invited Darcy. Doesn't she look stunning, old pal?

Lydia: [in Darcy costume, as herself] I hate you.

Lizzie: [as Bing] Perhaps this evening would be more fun if we played some video games?

Lizzie: [as Jane] That would be lovely.

Lizzie: [as Bing] What should we play?  

Lydia: [in Darcy costume] Seriously?  You are the worst.

Lizzie: [as Bing] Say, isn't that your youngest sister over there in the corner playing Whack-a-mole?

Lizzie: Something was popping up and Lydia may have been swatting it around, but I guarantee that bar hasn't seen an actual game of Whack-a-mole since at least the mid '90s.

Lydia: Ben and I were just having a little fun. Is that so wrong?

Lizzie: If by Ben, you mean David.

Lydia: Whatever. You're just mad no one would play Just Dance with you.

Lizzie: I am way better at that game than everyone says I am.

Lydia: Darcy would have played with you.

Lizzie: Darcy can go play Whack-a-mole in the corner by himself.  I don't want or need his pity.

Lydia: Haha, you may not want his pity but you got everyone's pity after that pathetic double left-footed rendition you did.

Lizzie: Oh yeah? Wanna take me on?

Lydia: You think you can beat me at a dance game?

Lizzie: Pretty sure I'm the only one here who thinks at all.

Lydia: Downstairs! Now!

[They exit]

Lizzie: Oww.

Lydia: Don't be a sore loser.

Lizzie: I said ow because I'm in pain.  

Lydia: Yeah, cause you're sore.

Lizzie: That's not what that means- Ugh, never mind.

Lydia: I'll take my prize now.

Lizzie: Oh come on, that was a joke.  

Lydia: Not to me it wasn't. New intro time! Whuuut!

[Outro plays]