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Uploaded:2009-03-11
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This song, and many others, available on the album This Machine Pwns N00bs: http://www.dftba.com/pwns

In which Hank and Katherine Sing about how hard it is to live up to the example of a perfectly beautiful, perpetually-seventeen, bodily-functionless, millionaire vampire (who owns a freaking Aston Martin for crap's sake!)

Chords are just C, F and G...though I threw some C7s and G7s into the chorus.


HERE ARE A LOT OF LINKS TO NERDFIGHTASTIC THINGS:

Shirts and Stuff: http://dftba.com/artist/30/Vlogbrothers
Hank's Music: http://dftba.com/artist/15/Hank-Green
John's Books: http://amzn.to/j3LYqo

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Hank's Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/hankgreen
Hank's Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/hankimon
Hank's tumblr: http://edwardspoonhands.tumblr.com

John's Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/realjohngreen
John's Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/johngreenfans
John's tumblr: http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com

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Other Channels
Crash Course: http://www.youtube.com/crashcourse
SciShow: http://www.youtube.com/scishow
Gaming: http://www.youtube.com/hankgames
VidCon: http://www.youtube.com/vidcon
Hank's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/hankschannel
Truth or Fail: http://www.youtube.com/truthorfail

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Nerdfighteria
http://effyeahnerdfighters.com/
http://effyeahnerdfighters.com/nftumblrs
http://reddit.com/r/nerdfighters
http://nerdfighteria.info/

A Bunny
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((') (')
(singing)
Hank:
The hidden moon is rising over Forks, Washington
And suddenly you shy away from my body's warmth
My muscles are hard as I can make 'em
But that's not enough for you
You want me to be cold and hard
Like a moving marble statue
The only thing that you think you need
Is the one thing that I can never be

You don't love me cause I'm not Edward Cullen
I can wear sparkly make-up and act all brave and sullen
But you can't help but realize these are golden contacts in my eyes
So you think you can't be the one and only girl for me

Katherine:
Only one man can protect me from harm
Plus a hundred years of investment made him richer than God
For a century he saved his virginity for me
and I know all about that girl you scored with in 2003
He's the only man that I can't resist
And you can't convince me he does not exist

I can't love you cause you're not Edward Cullen
You can wear sparkly make-up and act all brave and sullen
But I can't help but realize these are golden contacts in your eyes
So you can never be the one and only boy for me

Hank:
It's so superficial that you love his fancy cars
Katherine:
But Edward Cullen also never ever has to fart
Hank:
I hope some day his child will rip its way out of your womb
Katherine:
Give up now and we can still be friends
I'll never fall in love with you

(Hank and Katherine sing at the same time)

H:The only thing that you think you need
K: The only thing I really need
H: Is the one thing that I can never be
K: Is the one thing that you can never be

K: I can't love you cause you're not Edward Cullen
H: You don't love me cause I'm not Edward Cullen
K: You can wear sparkly make-up and act all brave and sullen
H: I can wear sparkly make-up and act all brave and sullen
K: But I can't help but realize these are golden contacts in your eyes
H: But you can't help but realize these are golden contacts in my eyes
K: So you can never be the one and only boy for me
H: So you think you can't be the one and only girl for me