John Green: Hello and welcome to HankGames without Hank, my name is John Green, I'm the manager of the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers and today, we are at Old Trafford, taking on our oldest and most hated rivals, Manchester United. Manchester United, the team we've only beaten once in the many-year history of the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers. We have to beat them today because this game is of massive importance. We are currently sitting at second in the Barclay's Premiere League, you know who's first? Manchester United. They're ahead of us by one point. That means if we win, we go to the top of the table. This is a huge, huge game. We've gotta win it. We must win this game. Alright. Today I'm going to talk about Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. But first, a quick update on uh, the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers uh line-up today. As you can see right there, that balding man, his name is W. Flood, you've come up with a great nickname for him, There Will Be Flood. And um, Scott McBeane's our referee, I have confidence in him. Um, so There Will Be Flood is starting in central midfield, along with silent but deadly Merrick Merrick. Out on the wings, we've got S. Holden Goalfield and Twice as Weiss (1:11)