Emily: Good Morning, Hank! John: Hank that was Emily Gould Co-Editor of the world famous website gawker.com You might be wondering why I'm lying on the floor of my living room, wearing a beat-up Seersucker suit and looking as if I was recently rode hard and put away wet. It's because I was up very late last night attending the Young Adult Literature Prom. (at prom) Tobin Anderson: Welcome to prom! (in Johns Living room) It's THE social event on the young adult literature calendar, but boy Hank, it took it out of me. (he tries to stand up & fails miserably) Uarrrgh.... (at prom) The light, the heat in your eyes. (at home) It's been a long night, my friend. And now I've gotta go to Mobile, Alabama. By the way, I didn't know that reducing your carbon footprint meant eating unheated food. In that case I'm not reducing my carbon footprint at all, I'm just not turning on the lights unless I really have to. The prom last night wasn't bad for my carbon footprint though. There were no lights at all. Look! (at prom, no lights) (at home) I don't wanna get on an airplane today. I don't wanna go to an airport. I just wanna stay right down here. (prom footage) (at home) Uuhhhhhh... that's so nice. Why can't I stay like this all day? I'd be so happy. (prom) (at home) Anyway Hank, the music wasn't as good as it was at your wedding, but it was fairly good. Like.. it's always nice to hear the Mickey Song. (footage of that song being played at prom and John singing and dancing) (at home, John groans) (at prom, footage of him dancing) (at home, John groans more) (at prom, footage of dancing) (at home, John groans even more) Hank, when people ask me "Why don't you love New York?" It's because when a man is trying to sleep. In his brand new Seersucker suit. There are car alarms going off. At the ungodly hour of 10:25 in the morning. (several people greet Hank at prom)