Good morning, John, it's Thursday, November 8th.

WELCOME BACK TO MY HOME!!! I've been out of town for a very long time, and it is really nice to be sittin' in my basement. I love this basement so much.

Yes, that is an Inuyasha poster; yes, that is a Cowboy Bebop poster; there's another Cowboy Bebop poster right behind the camera. There's a They Might Be Giants poster over there, and down there is the map of the realm of Narnia (which we've been over.) There's Katherine's guitar, and there's my guitar... all the party blowers. [blows party blower] If you're wondering, this one's D#. I label them.

There's my computer, which I love, which has a -- a mouse, which I really, really love. While I was on vacation, I had to do like 40 hours of work a week with the touchpad. I hate the touchpad now.

My finger is extremely strong, but he is ALSO ANGRY at me. John, I just talked to you on the phone and found out that you feel like crap, and I'm sorry to hear that. To have an ear infection that requires a morphine shot, I think, probably shouldn't happen to people.

However, I do have something that is DEFINITELY GOING TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. Ooh, does it hurt when people talk loud? I don't -- I don't know, but I CAN'T CONTAIN MYSELF!

Now I have to find it. Where did I put it? A-ha!

I have something in a Ziploc bag that I am very much looking forward to showing you. [pants] You have previously stated that it was your lifelong ambition to have a Peep shaped like you, and now you do! This is what nerdfighters can do. They can make dreams come true!

Oh my God, it's a You Peep! It's got a Brotherhood 2.0 shirt on, he's got a wedding ring, he's got your glasses -- very different from my glasses, he's got your hair. And he is MADE OF MARSHMALLOW!

The John Green Peep was created by cooking nerdfighter Jen Rudd, and I am AMAZED at its QUALITY! And I really wanna eat you... but I'm not going to. I'm going to save you, and maybe I should ship you to you.

But if it's OK with you, I will eat you. And I'll eat you while discussing the political situation in Chad. Maybe?

Chad? Chad sound good to you? Chad?

Is that interesting? She also made a bunch of little EcoGeek logo'd ones. [giggles maniacally] I've been eating them. Do you remember when I did this, like, months and months and months ago at the beginning of the project, when you made me eat a lot of Peeps, and I was, like, full of Peeps and they were, like, coming out of my eyeballs, and I did this and it was funny?

Now I've had too much marshmallows, and I'm doing it again, but it's EcoGeek logos. It's like I'm made of EcoGeek. I love it, I love it love it love it love it-- She also sent along a bunch of, like, the scraps left over from the sides.

I've been eating those too. I love it love it love it love it love it love it love it love it-- o-kay! Calm down!

Thank you, Jen. I'm enjoying them! Remarkably delicious.

They taste exactly like marshmallows, but possibly a little bit better. They're awesome. I am speechless!

And on sugar! Sugar high! I'm gonna go probably, um, run around the house a few times, then fall asleep for about twelve hours.

John, I hope you feel better, and I will see you tomorrow. No scavenger hunt clue today, because I don't know what John was planning on doing and now he's sick. And this lack of a clue is not some kind of clue in disguise, though I'm sure if I didn't say that, people would say that in My Pants.

It is what it is. No clue today. Sorry.