[Intro Sequence]

Gigi: William, the response we're getting has been incredible. People are really starting to get comfortable with Domino and telling it all kinds of things. Don't worry, you'll see! 

-In college here at Sanditon U, I was a beat boxer for one of the A Capella groups [beat boxing] You know, stuff like that.

-Sandy town shore town is my town and your town. New town or old town, a health or a gold town. Dark wave, a shark grave remains in our hearts. Still, whatever the whole there are marvelous parts.

-I am working on a new play and I don't have a title for it yet, but it's set in a small town in California. The railroad is coming into town and this is creating a lot of changes and, of course, there are some people who are against those changes and some people who are for them. The Mayor, for instance, who... is... Tim... Porker.

-It may be the Mayor's big idea this year to make us a super health city, to make us, like, the biggest health city out there, but two years ago it was his idea to make us the biggest eco city. And two years before that we were going to get a town fair. Every year or two he comes up with a new idea, but I think you'll find out for yourself. He's gonna give up on the health idea when it doesn't become successful, gonna give up on that and then he's gonna come up with something new.

-Why do I have writer's block, you ask? Well there's some historical research that I just can't seem to get my hands on because a certain mayor will not mate with me. I guess you can call it "Mayor's block." Swear word!

-He's really grown this town, even though he's trying to change things, he's, he's helped this town so much and bringing people in.

-At first I was like, "Yes! Say no to juice bar!" However, I dunno, a juice bar might be kind of cool in Sanditon. Please don't hurt me!

-My parents voted for Mayor Tom and I thought he was a cool guy, I mean, he had these great ideas for how Sanditon would be a great tourist destination. I was like, "Hey, that's cool, hot boys from other parts of the country comin' in, what's not to love?"

-Avocado and bacon ice cream? It's really good stuff!

-'Kay, the Mayor's assistant? He's a little weird.

-I didn't even want ice cream when I saw him! I walked out! Maybe that's a scam!

-We weren't sure what exactly he was tryin' to make, we were taking guesses on that. We're thinking maybe it's a deformed cat, maybe it's Batman, if Batman got run over by a bus... Uh, maybe it was some kind of obscure sci-fi thing or maybe he really was just tryin' to make a potholder.

-Let's face it, Domino is a fangirl and Domino ships it so hard, and that makes me really happy.

-Oh yes, Domino feels.

-Domino has helped our shipping. Sanditon is... big on shipping.

-And the way Domino edited them, they aren't what they're supposed to be. There's stuff in there that I got ranting about that we really didn't want in the videos and there's some stuff that should have been in there, stuff that I wanted the public to know, that wasn't in them.

-Last month I did a video where I was talking about the Mumford & Sons concert I went to. The video itself was probably a good, like, hour long and by the time Domino was done, it edited down to about a four-minute video.

-Maybe there wasn't really a glitch, maybe Domino has simply just given us, uhm, a little insight into our own lives and it's telling us what's actually more important. Does anybody know if Sanditon has a yoga studio? I think we need one, people here need to really chill out a little bit.

-With all of the renovations that are going on, uh, that usually provokes the spirits to come out, because they get upset.

-I'm gonna ask everyone else in the town to make their voice heard. Gotta lead from the front, right? [video feed goes static] I am the ghost of Sanditon. I like sugar chip ice cream. Help save Sanditon Scoops! Say no to a new Sanditon! Say no to a juice bar [sound muffles] I hope this turns out okay.

-Hashtag old Sanditon for the win! 

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