Narrator: Eons before Valkana heard her own name, she bore witness to beings not of this realm. These ancients planted the seeds of life on Valkana and as that life grew and civilizations formed, their thirst for supremacy blossomed into war.

Wil: We are going to explore what is in between the covers of this book.

Alison: And when you fake throw your crystal-

Laura: Aha.

A: -And I throw the potion, bubbles explode everywhere.

Hank: Bubbles!

W: Bubbles.

H: OK, I'm going to go to the dance floor and I'm going to make a dexterity check for awesome.

W: OK, terrific.

L: Have no fear my compatriots. Is that a real word? I don't know!

Yuri: And I unleash the storm's fury.

H: Show me the face you make.

W: You get hit for seven points of fire damage.

Y: Stop, drop, and roll! Stop, drop, and roll!

H: Why is he doing this!?

L: And we leap over and charge in there.

H: I, that's, that's not what I'm gonna do.

W: We sink an arrow right into this one guy.

A: Ah, hahahaha.

H: Yeah, I just shot him in the fricking face.

W: I know. You sure did, which is why he's targeting you with a fire bolt.

L: Ah!

W: She holds her hand and the place falls instantly silent.

H: Except for Lem burps.

L: Yeah, I burp again.

Titansgrave: The Ashes of Valkana

W: He swings his mace at you. Really?

H: You just rolling bad today.

W: Today.

(Everybody laughs)