John and Hank: P, I, N, G, go.

John (J) : Oh boy.

Hank(H): So today we're playing ping pong on hankgames.

J: Ohh, this is a hankgames video.

H: I think so.

J: Oh, it's like hankgames IRL. Ping... agh, terrible that was probably going out. Can they even see that? What can they see?

H: Pretty well. Here I am.

J: Ok, see if you can see me. I'm like over here like woo, woo, woo.

H: No, I framed you in there.

J: Woo. Woo. 

H: Alright.

J: Okay.

H: It's a wide angle. 

J: 0 : 1. Oh, this is too...

H: Ohh! Too much.

J: High quality ping pong players here.

H: We are super good

J: One all. I can more or less guarantee my victory.

H: Agh.

J: 2 : 1.

H: Well I beat you yesterday.

J: Yeah, but- agh that was bad luck

H: That was good spinny

J: Two all... Oh. Wow! What a shot. Alright, 2 : 3. Maybe I shouldn't talk so soon about how good I was gonna be. All you gotta do with Hank is you just gotta leave him room to fail.

H: 3 : 3. Agh.

J: Ooh.

H: That was a great shot. 

J: Leave him room to fail.

J: Aww! Four all. This is big stuff man. I didn't know this was gonna be... oh, if only there could be double bounces.

H: 5 : 4. Ah.

J: That was fun for the camera through. Alright. Five all.

H: Nice shot 

J: Oh! Ohh! How do you like them apples, 6 : 5.

H: That was beautiful.

J: Alright.

H: You are good at this.

J: 7 : 5. Here we go. I'm not good.

H: Better than me

J: You're just less good. 8 : 5.

H: Oh! Another! No! No!

J: I might score all five points on my serve.

H: Probably.

J: Oh! 

H: That was off.

J: I never know if it's going to be on. I get nervous. I should probably just let it... let it... let it bounce. Alright. 6 : 9.

H: Man.

H & J: 6 : 10.

J: Ohh! I mean, some of this is just because I've been on the Earth longer.

H: You've become much better at this.

J: Well, now that people are watching, I'm trying to bring my A-game. Oh! Nice point. 7 : 11.

H: Woo!

J: 7 : 11!

H: 7 : 11!

J: That is the greatest point total.

H: How did you hit that?

J: How did you hit that?

H: 8: 11

J: You may notice that I never go to my forehand. It's because I don't have one. Alright. 11 : 9.

H: Unnecessary hit.

J: Still worked out fine. 12 : 9. Uh oh. Ahh!

H: Thanks for letting me know you didn't have a forehand.

J: I don't have a forehand.

H: Ahh!

J: Ahh! 12 : 10. Nope. Bad. Agh, god, I don't have a forehand at all.

H: This is excellent news for me.

J: Alright.

H: Oh! That's not what I meant to do!

J: Agh!

H: Obviously.

J: What is it? 13: 11?

H: Yeah.

J: 13 : 11.

H: Ohh!

J: Looks like you don't have much of a forehand either, buddy.

H: Not really.

J: Alright.

H: My shot?

J: 11 : 14. Oh.

H: That's right.

J: 12 : 14. Here we go. 

H: Oh, come on Hank Green.

J: I think it might have been a double hit anyway. 12: 15. You're getting better. 13: 15. C'mon. There we go! He wasn't ready for it. That's just... that's just when you're not prepared.

H: That was good football.

J: 13: 16.

H: Stupid air conditioning duct!

J: Alright. 13: 17. Got a little bit of breathing room here. You think there's any North Korean ping pong players watching this right now just like: These guys are terrible. 18: 13. I guess the answer to are there any North Koreans watching this right now is probably-

H: Oh god, that was really close.

J: That was really close. 19: 13. Oh! 19 :14.

H: I gotta do a lot of coming back here.

J: You've got a lot... you've got a long way to go. Mmm, 19: 15. Going for the forehand. Oh it worked!

H: Oh!

J: My precious forehand. 16: 19. No, no. 15: 20.

H: 15: 20. I don't think this is going to happen for me.

J: Don't give up. "I must be the greatest," to quote Muhammad Ali. Next time on hankgames with Hank and John, starting... now.