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Today’s problem: going to West Point without support. The Wimbly Womblys play Huddersfield.

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John: Hello and welcome to hankgames without Hank, where the AFC Wimbledon Wimbly Womblies are swimming in an ocean of cash and it's raining in England. As you can see today we're taking on Huddersfield, Huddersfield playing in the Premier League in real life, but down here in the Second Tier of English football in, uh, 2020 in FIFA. Which, to be fair though, probably playing the Second Tier of English Football in actual 2020 as well. You can see right here they're in second, we're in sixth, this is a big game for us.

We're trying to get up in those automatic promotion spots, uh, finishing one or two. That's what Mr. Managerinio's been about all season.

But it sure is gonna help now that we have a gajillion dollars. Uh, I don't know if you saw our last episode, but we're rich. Uh, I learned a trick where you can hit the right stick and spend fake money, or it could be real money, I have no way of knowing.

By the way, you'll notice that Huddersfield have tie-dyed, uh, kits, which is the worst thing I have ever seen in my life. Uh, so congratulations to Huddersfield on the ugliest kits in FIFA. That's really sayin' something.

I-- today I'm going to solve a problem. I'm in the business of solving your problems. Today's problem comes from Suburban Son, I'm not sure if that's their real name. But, uh, it could just be their username. It's an interesting problem and, uh, one that fascinates me. And I actually think I have a solution for it.

So, I'm gonna read you the problem, but first I  have to stop Huddersfield from scoriiiiiiing... Oh! And also we don't have to sell Roffo, which is good news.

I mean, you know, I don't like to criticize, you guys know I don't like to criticize my players; it's not who I am. But if I had a criticism of Roffo and Hodor it would be that neither of them is able to catch the ball. They both seem good at stopping shots, but neither of them can, like, stop the ball from rolling away from them for an obvious opportunity.

And, uh, that's what I'd really like to see. Um, there's a good catch! Alright, so Suburban Son says, "I want to apply to West Point and join the army, but my parents said they would not support me at all and I would be on my own to do it."

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