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Song Wednesdays Return!!!


LYRICS!!!
The North American International Auto Show
Promises the biggest and the best
that's why I always go

But this time something's different
Something has changed
I walk through these aisles of cars
and feel like somethings strange

This one doesn't tower over me
and this one couldn't even fit a family of 16

What is the point of a car
if it can't tow a boat up a 90 degree slope in the middle of a tornado

OH

All I want's a V8 Hemi
Weighing 8000 lbs if it weighs any
getting 2 or 3 gallons to the mile

But I look around it's such a pity
All these cars are itty bitty
And they just aren't worth my time.

If I wanted to drive a tiny car I'd live in France
I'd be a commie and my wife would be hairy and I'd wear ridiculous pants.

The mini cooper makes me feel physically unwell
And the Smart Car belongs in the 7th Circle of Hell

I want a car I could use to win
a war in Southeast Asia and need stairs to get up in

When it comes to my next car
I won't buy if it doesn't satisfy like a soopersized burger and fry

OH

All I want's a V8 Hemi
weighin 8000 lbs if it weighs any
Gettin' 2 or 3 gallons to the mile.

But I look around it's such a pity
All these cars are itty bitty
Fiftysix miles per gallon in the City
and yeah this one is kind of pretty
But I'm sure they're all totally kitty

And they just aren't worth my time.

Chords: D A and G, in varying orders.


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Shirts and Stuff: http://dftba.com/artist/30/Vlogbrothers
Hank's Music: http://dftba.com/artist/15/Hank-Green
John's Books: http://amzn.to/j3LYqo

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Hank's Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/hankimon
Hank's tumblr: http://edwardspoonhands.tumblr.com

John's Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/realjohngreen
John's Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/johngreenfans
John's tumblr: http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com

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Crash Course: http://www.youtube.com/crashcourse
SciShow: http://www.youtube.com/scishow
Gaming: http://www.youtube.com/hankgames
VidCon: http://www.youtube.com/vidcon
Hank's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/hankschannel
Truth or Fail: http://www.youtube.com/truthorfail

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Good morning, John.

I just got back from the North American International Auto Show in Detroit, Michigan. And while I was there, I wrote a song about it. Do you want to hear it?

Here it goes. [Singing.] The North American International Auto Show Promises the biggest and the best that's why I always go But this time something's different Something has changed I walk through these aisles of cars and feel like somethings strange This one doesn't tower over me and this one couldn't even fit a family of 16 What is the point of a car if it can't tow a boat up a 90 degree slope in the middle of a tornado OH All I want's a V8 Hemi Weighing 8000 lbs if it weighs any getting 2 or 3 gallons to the mile But I look around it's such a pity All these cars are itty bitty And they just aren't worth my time. If I wanted to drive a tiny car I'd live in France I'd be a commie and my wife would be hairy and I'd wear ridiculous pants. The mini cooper makes me feel physically unwell And the Smart Car belongs in the 7th Circle of Hell I want a car I could use to win a war in Southeast Asia and need stairs to get up in When it comes to my next car I won't buy if it doesn't satisfy like a soopersized burger and fry OH All I want's a V8 Hemi weighin 8000 lbs if it weighs any Gettin' 2 or 3 gallons to the mile.

But I look around it's such a pity All these cars are itty bitty Fiftysix miles per gallon in the City and yeah this one is kind of pretty But I'm sure they're all totally kitty And they just aren't worth my time. [Talking again.] I'll actually talk about what I saw at the auto show later on this week, but this is the return of song Wednesdays. And, John, I think next Tuesday I'm going to follow your lead and, uh, go through some of my old journals. I'm pretty sure that I have some, and in fact, I'm going to go check real quick.

Uh, this one looks promising. "This weekend kicked ass. I went Katie, Amy, and Nicole's party at Louise's house, and we partied 'til, like, eleven." Woohoo... Then there's this startling observation: "People get upset when you tell them that you wouldn't cry if they died." I hope I didn't learn that through experience.

Okay, well, we're going to go through this a little bit more on Tuesday. John, I'll see you on Sunday.