Hi, John! Good morning! It's Brotherhood 2.0 with Hank and John Green!

Wow! That guy was having fun. It's seven o'clock in the morning and I'm about to get on a plane. Yesterday I was sledding down a hill at Lake Tahoe. That was fun; this isn't fun.

I hope you don't mind if I make a suggestion as to how to begin our conversation on this video blog. Being your brother is kinda frustrating sometimes. This is because people walk up to me and they say, "Gosh, you look so much like your brother. Oh, y-your jokes are very similar to your brother's. . . except you're not quite as funny as him."

Apparently some people even think that we look like the twin rock duo, The Proclaimers, [picture] which is admittedly better than people thinking that we look like the twin rock duo, Nelson.[picture]

So, I would like to propose a list. We make a video blog list of all the ways in which we are very, very different people.

Things like: In the last few years John Green has gotten kind of pudgy. Whereas, in the next few years Hank Green will get kind of pudgy. And also things like: John Green has never spilled a tiny amount of beer on his wife's MacBook - which then proceeded to not boot up. And also, John Green didn't almost ruin the video blog experiment by not having a computer that would work. And also, John Green didn't do the Happy Dance when his wife was in the shower, and he re-installed the battery and tried to boot it up the next morning and it worked. [happy dances] And also, John Green probably would have told his wife about the incident instead of hoping everything would turn out okay.

[whispers] Sorry honey!

And also, and also, and also. And also, John Green doesn't constantly and vainly obsess about his hair, which apparently I do. On some level, performing a version of "500 Miles" on this show actually does appeal to me. Punishment, project, or challenge?