(in a stereotypical British accent) Hello, my name is Charles and today we're going to be playing a little game. It is my pleasure to introduce you to today's episode of truth or fail English Edition. I am going to tell you two English related fact, one of them will be true and one of them will be false and it is up to you, the viewer, to guess which one is true. There is no prize for winning so there is really o point in playing but if your a bit bored or don't have the ability to do anything but click on things this is the game for you, so...I can't be bothered to do this character anymore, I'm sorry.

Right hello, it was me all along. There are lots of other episodes of truth or fail, all themed and as the "English one" I have been given the task of doing the "English" based questions. I ope you have fun and I hope you learn something along the way as well; it's always good to have fun and learning at the same time.

Fact number one:
The name of the cricketing competitions the ashes comes from the urn used as a trophy which contains the actual ashes of a burnt cricket ball.
Or, number two:
If a whale is found washed up on a English beach its head belongs to the King.

Click on on of these. It's your job to click on one of these. It's either that one or that one; one of the two. Do bid di doo. Click on one of them it's your job; or you don't have to if you don't want but I would like it if you did, so I could stop doing this. Boo bid doo bid doo. Click n one of these. Joob bid joo joo. Click on one of these.
Fine you don't have to click on anything if you don't want to. I hate you.