Paul: Good morning Hank, it's Question Tuesday, the day that I answer real questions from real nerdfighters!

(Intro)

John: OK, that wasn't me. It was Paul DeGeorge of Harry and the Potters. That's right, Hank, half of Harry and the Potters were in my house! By the way, nerdfighters, if you don't know who Harry and the Potters are, your life is about to get a lot better, link in the sidebar. (0:21)

OK Hank, time to answer some questions:

How's the Vlogbrothers 2009 fitness challenge going?
I've lost like 3 pounds but I'm pretty sure Hank is going to win the BMI part of this challenge which means I have to focus on running and push-ups... and any time I have to rely on push-ups, I'm in a bit of a pickle. (0:37)

Are any of your books available in Spanish?
Yes, Buscando a Alaska. (0:41)

Behind your head is that a polar bear with a top hat!?
Do you mean this My Little Pony with a hand painted black Santa on it's bottom? Or do you mean the wooden shoes I got from the ladies of best wishes from NL? Oh no, I think you mean this sculpture of Dread Pirate Fireball Wilson Roberts. (0:54)
Willy, kiss your likeness, kiss it! (0:57)

Will you ask my girlfriend to marry me?
WHAT?! Will I, wh-what?!? Seriously? I mean Hank, I know that sometimes nerdfighters meet other nerdfighters and they fall in nerdfighter-like and I know that occasionally that nerdfighter-like leads to nerdfighter-love but I don't know if I'm prepared to propose to someone other than my wife. In fact, Hank, as you may remember, I didn't even ask the Yeti to marry me, I made Hendrik Hertzberg do it when he signed my copy of his book Politics. (1:20)

OK, oh boy. Hank I can't do this until I shave and dress up.
Alright I'm back, phew. I'll tell you what, Hank, I am a lot more nervous than I was when I asked that girl to prom. OK, it's dialing. (1:34)

Kelly (on phone): Hello
John: Hi, is this Kelly?
Kelly: Yes.
John: Hi this is John Green of the Vlogbrothers.
Kelly: Holy crap! Hi!
John: How are you?
Kelly: I'm good, thanks.
John: Your boyfriend Phil, you know him?
Kelly: I do know him.
John: He, uh, contacted me and he told me that I signed your book with the wrong name.
Kelly: Yeah but it's still my name, it's just spelled a little wrong.
John: But I spelled your name wrong.
Kelly: Well, that's OK. You were in a hurry. 
John: I'm calling to apologize.
Kelly: Oh, well thank you very much! I appreciate it.
John: Is Phil there with you, by the way?
Kelly: Yes he is.
John: I have another small question for you, actually.
Kelly: Oh yeah?
John: Will you marry him?
Kelly: Holy... Yes!
John: YEAH! SHE SAID YES! SHE SAID YES! SHE SAID YES! DAHHH! HAZZAH! (Opens champagne bottle)
Kelly: Oh my god, I don't even have pants on. 
John: GAHHH! I'm shaking Hank, I'm so excited, I'm shaking! 
Kelly: So am I!
John: Yay, Kelly and Phil! Congratulations!
Kelly: Thank you! Oh my god. 
John: Thanks for being made of awesome, thanks for being part of our community and best wishes.
Kelly: Best wishes to you too!
(puts phone down)
(Happy dance) YES! Hank, I'll see you tomorrow!