Hello this is Hank. I'm recording a song real quick that you've probably heard. You can find it at youtube.com/geekandsundry in its full form but I wanted to record it 'cause I like it so much and that's always one of my favorite things to do when I'm supposed to be doing something else which, of course, I am. Um, so I'm just reading off the tabs on my computer right here so, um, it's not going to be perfect and I apologize for that but, um, the original version will, of course, be linked in the description below if you haven't heard it already. You should just listen to it everyday anyway 'cause it's so much fun.

Oh, no. Don't pretend I didn't see
You roll your eyes at my gaming tee
Don't know if you can read or if you've seen
The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine
The latest trend has hit its peak
They say that geek's becomin' chic
So now you're out of style as you can be
And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me

To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool

Try to cop my style but I'm the real thing
While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering
See you pose a part in nerd society
My Aquaman pajamas, they prove my pedigree
I watched my Next Gen every night
And wore a headgear to fix my overbite
Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription fee, prescription free, 
where as me
I literally can't see my hand in front of my face

To all the asshat jocks who beat me up in school
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool
And I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool

Role reversal must be a total drag
But there's no point, no point for me to humble-brag
I appreciate you for being so cruel
I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel
I got my in-jokes you won't get
Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat
Your ballin' parties all seem so dumb
You can invite me, and I'll say yes, but I won't really come

I got my comics
I got my games
All the things you thought were lame
I got my cosplay
Fanfic too
I got you pegged
STFU

To all the asshat jocks who beat me up in school
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool
And I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool

I hit my finger, it hurts. Thanks. Bye.