Lydia: So, a lot of you guys have been asking Mary about Eddie in the comments, so we decided to make an entire vlog dedicated to talking about him!

Mary: No- You decided, I did not! I like to keep my private life private!

Lydia: Pfft, where's the fun in that?

Mary: Uh, self-respect? Dignity? Plausible denial when things go terribly wrong?

Lydia: Wow. You worry too much.

Mary: (sighs) It's not like there's much to say anyway. We started dating shortly after that GIF incident, and, um, he's, he's really cute, and nice and funny, and I like him...the end.

Lydia: You liiike him?

Mary: Of course I like him, why else would I be going out with him?

Lydia: Hmm...

Mary: Don't even respond to that. You know, how about you? If you're so keen on oversharing people's personal lives on the Internet, why don't we talk about your love interest?

Lydia: Love interest? (laughs) No...that's way too boring. I like my boys like I like my data plan: readily available, unlimited, and something I never signed a contract for.

Mary: Healthy. Well, at least you're up front about it.

Lydia: Not always up front enough. Anyway, you seem to be the only Bennet with an actual boyfriend! Unless Kitty has been keeping things from me.

Mary: So, that guy Lizzie was dating just blew town?

Lydia: G-dubs? Yeah. Bummer.

Mary: Yeah, he kinda seemed like a douche.

Lydia: Oh, he tried to act all cool on camera, but he was actually really sweet to Lizzie. And Jane, and me. He's actually a pretty cool guy, and MEGA HOT. I mean, come on.

Mary: Do not get any ideas.

Lydia: Oh, please. I would never go after someone Lizzie dated. Boys come and go, but sisters are forever. I just think... more boys should be like him. That's all.

Mary: Yeah, well. Eddie's pretty great.

Lydia: I know...you guys are so cute! It's kind of gross. So. How serious have you two gotten?

Mary: Ok, I think we're done here.

Lydia: No!

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