I used to feel so alive
But now I feel like I only can survive
Some people call me a zombie
Maybe they’re right because I might just eat your brain

Life was so much better when I wasn’t a zombie
Sure, eating brains is great
But I feel like there’s so much more
Yesterday we were driving (So in love)
But now I’m eating a corpse
(Now I’m eating a corpse)

But now who will sew me
When I need my stitches
Like my left arm which now
It only twitches now and then.

My robe got super stained last week
When my stomach decided to explode
And now my face is just getting sick
As my cheeks are starting to erode

Life was so much better when I wasn’t a zombie
Sure, eating brains is great
But I feel like there’s so much more
Yesterday we were driving (So in love)
But now I’m eating a corpse
(But now I’m eating a corpse)

And now who will love me
When I get lonely
I used to think that
You were the only
One for me
(For me)

Now I have no feelings
And you are so dark
We eat people
And we have no hearts
We’re just zombies
Brain-eating zombies
I’ll-kill-your-mum zombies
Eat-her-brain zombies.

Woah.

Man Zombie: I warned them about this terrible meeting, but they, uh, didn... didn't listen to me. No-one listens to me.

Woman Zombie: I don't know. It's hard... It's hard when i know... when I'm not making the video, so I don't know what you're going to do with my footage. Sorry of the sniffles.