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Henry Reich of MinutePhysics and MinuteEarth talks about statistical paradoxes and quantum entanglement. Afterwards, Jessi from Animal Wonders joins the show with two Red-Footed Tortoises!

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(intro)

HG: Hello and welcome to SciShow Talk Show, that day where we talk to interesting people about interesting stuff. Today, we've got YouTube maker of MinutePhysics and also kind of sometimes physicist, Henry Reich, and I see that you have brought today a bunch of decks of cards -

HR: Yes.

HG: - which I take as that you're going to demonstrate something to me and I may be made uncomfortable by it.

HR: The goal here is not to make you uncomfortable unless it is by what I'm demonstrating with the cards, not by your abilities to do things with the cards.

HG: Like the last time you were on, when you made me feel like an idiot, which is fine.

HR: That was not my intention.

HG: I know it wasn't. 

HR: So I wanna talk about some weird features of statistics.

HG: Okay.

HR: And eventually, we might get into how they actually apply to physics itself, but their general - it's a paradox in statistics that is very important to know about that most people probably don't.  

HG: Okay.

HR: There are lots of paradoxes in statistics that people don't know about that are important to know about. This is one. So I'm going to demonstrate it with cards. Got two decks of cards here, one deck has birds on it, like the golden eagle.

HG: Good birds. I like these birds.

HR: And the other one is the VidCon deck of cards.

HG: VidCon deck of cards.

HR: So what I'm gonna do, these are just the big rest of the cards, we don't need those, is I'm going to put out some piles for you, Hank, of cards, and this first - this first demonstration is basically I'm going to make a pile, two piles of cards, and you're gonna tell me if you had to choose a card randomly from each of the piles, which pile would you choose them from? So here we have - and the goal is to get a red card. So here we have a single black card and here we have one red card and three blacks. Which pile would you choose from to get the most - the greatest chance of getting a red card?

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HG: I mean, I think I would go for the one that had a red card in it, Henry.

HR: Yes. That is very good and that is very correct. So now we're gonna put those aside here for a second. So basically, you said the bottom pile, the VidCon cards, are the ones you'd pick.

HG: Okay.  

HR: And here again are another set of piles. Here's one that has one red card and here's one that has three red cards and a black card. Again, your goal is to have your gretest chance of getting a red card. Which one do you pick?

HG: I'd pick the bottom one.

HR: Right, the bottom one, the VidCon one, 'cause like, it's a 100% chance of getting a red card. So in both cases, you had a better chance of getting a red card if you chose the VidCon cards, right? Now, what I'm going to do is I'm going to put the piles together and cover them up. Which pile should you choose if you want the biggest chance of getting a red card?  

HG: Make me forget what was in there.  

HR: The VidCon one was the best both times.

HG: It was the best both times, which makes me immediately think that it is definitely not the VidCon cards.

HR: That is correct, that is correct. There are only two red cards out of five in the VidCon pile, and there were three red cards out of five in the bird pile. And so what this illustrates is something called Simpson's paradox, which is a paradox in statistics where, when you look at things in aggregate as opposed to separately, you get completely opposite results.

HG: Or you might get completely opposite results.

HR: You might, yes.

HG: You might also just not get the same results everytime.  

HR: Right, the point isn't that this always happens, the point is that it's possible for this to happen..

HG: There are situations where this happens.

HR: Often you would get the same results, right? But in this case, it has been carefully contrived so that you don't get the same results and the reason this is relevant is, 'cause, you know, this could just be, you know, something about you know, gambling and birds and VidCon but it could also be that if you might be set up in a situation where this first scenario was maybe you're trying to treat people for some disease, and this is one treatment and you say, okay, so the VidCon treatment treats more people and this case, you say, this is a different treatment, in this case, you see, okay, so the VidCon treatment successfully treats more people, but it may be the case that these people on the side have been selected because the populations are different, right?

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That they have been selected for that treatment for some reason, like maybe they are getting this treatment when they already are farther progressed in the disease, so they're less likely to recover or something, and in this case, they're not as far progressed, or something like that. So this treamtent on the bottom sucks, because it only has two reds out of -

HG: Two out of five.

HR: And this treatment is better 'cause it's three out of five, but if you looked only at the treatments independently, you might say, okay, so we should do the VidCon treatment even though maybe you should be doing the bird treatment or vice versa depending on how these things are broken up. So I wanna give another example using a slightly different set of cards to show how this, again, how this paradox - apparent paradox - kind of comes into play.  

So this one, we're going to have a couple groups here, again, we're gonna talk about just choosing a card at random, and so in this case, I want you to think about this one.  We're gonna actually put this into a imaginary scenario.

HG: Okay.

HR: Where this is a college admissions. So and we're talking about two different departments of the college and we're talking about boys and girls. So we've got kings and queens, men and women, applying to college. Do they get in or not to the department? So maybe it's the ornithology department and the you know, film studies or whatever, right? So if you look at this one, you could say that I have it arranged such that the departments are fair on a gender basis, right, you can see that there's half of the boys that apply to ornithology and half the girls get in and in this case--

HG: So is like, red getting in and black is not getting in?

HR: Yeah, red is getting in and black's not getting in. In this case here, film studies happens to be a harder school to get into, so only two out of six boys get in and here one out of three girls get in, so it's the same proportion. So you say, okay, this department is fair in its admissions from a gender perspective, this department is fair, but if you put them together and look at the entire university as a whole, here we're saying, okay, three out of seven women who applied to the university got in, and here, three out of eight men.

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So you can say, okay, it looks like the university is discriminating against men, because fewer men who apply to the university get in than women, but on the department level, each department, each of the departments is being perfectly fair, right, and this is actually, this has been something that's been an issue at universities and it depends on how you're looking at the data.

HG: Right.

HR: I think the - it was the opposite case where it looked like women were being discriminated against in one case. It's somewhat different from this, but it was a similar situation, where, depending on whether you look at the department level or the university level -

HG: Right. Yeah, and like, this is - like, when we're trying to say things about the world and this is especially it feels like it's the case when you're sort of on the cusp, when it's like, pretty close to being like, you might be like, well, we're getting 51% or 49%.

HR: Right.

HG: And you can use some tools to like, say, well, what if we looked at it this way and then it's the opposite of what you would think.

HR: Right.

HG: But maybe it's that we shouldn't necessarily be trying to tease so much meaning out of so little data.

HR: Potentially, although some of these things like even have huge amounts of data and these things still show up, right, the effects still show up and one of the things that I think is interesting about this is that you can actually infer causal relationships from this kind of statistics.

People often think that statistics can only tell you correlations, but there are ways of using these kinds of relationships to infer causal like, causal structure, and you may say, okay, so there was a cause that there was this departmental difference and more women apply or more men, let me go back to it, more men applied to the hard-to-get-into department than the women. That was the reason why we saw this imbalance in admissions is because men were applying, in this case, more to the department that was hard to get into and women applied more to the department that was easy. I mean, that was what was reversed in the actual case where the women were applying for the hard departments and the men were applying for the easy ones.

HG: Right. Okay.  

HR: And so you can basically infer that there's like, there is a causal, like, common cause to these things, which is that there's - that women and men apply to departments in different proportions.

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HG: Right.

HR: And then once you understand that, all of the other patterns are explained, even if you don't necessarily have all the details, that's something that you can get at with what's called conditional probability and Bayes' Law or Bayes' Rule, which is a way at looking at, well, what's the probability that somebody got in, given that they were a woman or given that they were in the ornithology department or given that they were a woman in the ornithology department.

Those, there are different relationships between all those things, and that's what brings us to physics, because there are certian quantum mechanical phenomena that happen like quantum teleportation or entanglement which seem really counterintuitive. So entanglement is when you have, you know, say something radioactively decays and you get two photons go out and they have correlated spins and so the - or polarizations, which is something you can measure, where no matter how far away they are, if you measure this one in a certain way, the other one is going to be opposite. The correlations are stronger than you could ever have if there were any sort of hidden underlying communication between them. It's like somehow they always know to do the right thing even though we don't know how.

HG: Yeah.

HR: And the question is like, well, what's the causal structure of this?  Like, is there a root cause when they're emitted that like, propogates with them or does somehow, when you measure this one, does like that cause of then knowing what this one is propogate back in time-

HG: -affect it somehow.

HR: -and then forward in time on the other branch or vice versa or is there some third party thing that was even farther back in time that caused them both? And then thing that I think is fascinating about this is that the folks who have studied this using the same kind of causal models that I'm talking about here, what they discovered was that none of the possible classical causal models could explain the quantum entanglement causality, so basically, it was like normal probability and statistics understanding causality did not apply. They basically had to develop new math which was basically a quantum version of this causality and then the quantum version of it applies to quantum entanglement.

HG: Of this?

HR: Of this stuff, yeah. Like, a quantum version of like, what's the probability that you got into ornithology given that you are a woman, there's a quantum version of that, which is a little bit more complicated.

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HG: Yeah, I might imagine.

HR: It's already sufficiently counterintuitive, right, which is why these are called statistical paradoxes. But there's like a quantum mechanical version of that which is a little bit more complicated. We don't know if that's true, if there is like, quantum causality, but what we do know is that the causal structures that we can describe with normal statistical causality do not describe certain quantum systems.  

HG: Statistics. I think that we all need to know more of them. I-I mean, like, I'm a little bit, I'm like stuck back here where I'm like, when there is so often that you hear a statistic that gets thrown out and it's defending some kind of perspective -

HR: Right.

HR: And knowing that some thing that no one knows, like, that is like kind of paradoxes that people just aren't aware of.

HR: Right.

HG: Might be responsible for it. That's like, we can make, like big decisions of like, policy - 

HR: Oh, huge policy decisions based on statistics and based on -

HG: - decisions based on that stuff.

HR: You know, there are so many other ones as well. There's various, you know, various fallacies where you invert things and you think, oh, the probability of, you know, getting into the, you know, anthropology department given that you're a woman is the same as the probability that you're a woman given that you got into the department, right, and those things sound the same but they're not always the same.  

HG: Yeah.

HR: I mean, we can do an example right here with these cards in front of us, and it probably would pan out that way. 

HG: Yeah. But, you're also telling me that quantum entanglement is a statistical confusion.

HR: Maybe we thought that this thing was happening but there was a statistical explanation for it all and it's just weird. Does the statistical explanation - or explanation might not be the right word - statistical understanding of quantum entanglement, does it kind of explain what's going on? 'Cause it's always seemed to me like this ridiculous impossible thing.

HR: The thing that I found, it doesn't feel particularly satisfying.  

HG: Okay.

HR: The - it models it very well, it models the causality of it very well in a way that doesn't feel satisfying because it basically says something that feels like, well, both things work because it's quantum mechanics.

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That's kind of how it feels. In the same way that the -

HG: I kind of feel that way about quantum mechanics all the time.

HR: Right.

HG: It works because it's quantum mechanics.

HR: Right. But I was gonna say, so there's this thing called the Many Worlds Interpretation of quantum mechanics which says like, that when you have these paradoxes about like, which event happens, you know, like in Schroedinger's cat, does the cat die or does it-

HG: Does it - yeah.

HR: - survive when the radioactive decay happens and -

HG: Yeah, is there a live cat or a dead cat in the box?

HR: Right, and there's, because we currently don't have a mathematical description of what actually happens, why we see only one thing happen.

HG: Right.

HR: And this is not just like, crazy cat experiments, it's like, anytime you look at a radioactive decay and you see a decay or you don't, the question is why did we happen to see decay then when we could have not seen it or vice versa.

HG: Right, when basically - 

HR: And so the Many Worlds Interpretation is that there are actually are all possible histories that could happen, do happen and we just happen to follow one of those histories, kind of like a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure book where you only - you read one story and then you're done, even though there are all the other ones that could happen.

HG: So it's sort of in the same way you're looking at this photon that has been affected by or is connected to this disparate photon that could not possibly be communicating with it, and you're saying, oh, well, we just happened to - it's just another one of those moments where, like, when we look, we are defining it. We are creating the state of that photon by looking at it.

HR: I'm not sure it's exactly that.  

HG: Okay.  

HR: But it's another one of those moments where it feels kind of - it feels like this explanation isn't as much an explanation as like, you're just saying that this is the way the world is.

HG: Right, we're not explaining it, we're just saying, like -

HR: Here's a way it could happen that we could never test otherwise.  

HG: Oh my God.  

HR: But yeah, the statistical stuff, I think is super, I think more people need to know more about stastistical fallacies.

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HG: Yeah, more about statistics in general. So, like, just Bayesian statistics, I feel like is such a - like a useful tool in understanding -

HR: Yes.

HG: Everything that goes on, and also just things like that, you know, the probability of like how probable improbable things are right. My favorite example being like, how weird is it that I'm parked behind a car right now and the numbers on the license plate on that car are that exact set of numbers in that exact order. Like, that's so unlikely that that could have happened but it happened. And yet, it has to have happened - 

HR: - because there are numbers on the car. 

HG: - some, some weird order of numbers on the license plate must have happened. But that it was that particular combination is extremely improbable. But that there was some number is the definite, like, "must be an outcome" outcome. Improbable things happen.

HR: Yeah, it's very easy to go back and look at, you know, all the things that happened in your life, all these random chances and random events that if they'd gone slightly differently something very different would have happened.

HG: Yeah. 

HR: But, like, the entire universe is made up of things like it.

HG: But, something, but something had to happen to you. Well, I would love for you to teach me all of statistics.

HR: Well, I don't know it so that's not going to happen. 

HG: Well, read up. 

HR: All right, I'll get to work. Coming to you in ten years, 100 Hour Physics on statistics, for Hank. 

HG: Hey, okay, I'll pay you, I'll pay you ten dollars an hour.

HR: That doesn't sound good.

HG: No, I can't afford that. I can't afford it and neither can you. Do you want, do you want to meet an animal.

HR: Let's meet an animal, yeah. Is it a statistically significant animal?

HG: All animals are statistically significant.

HR: Alright.

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HG: These are -

J: Just get it.

HG: - big. I feel like these are real big.

J: Oh! It's like a, it's like a versus right now.

HG: Are they go - are they racing?

J: Who's gonna get it?

HR: Wow.

HG: Good job! Oh, winner.

J: There you go! Oh, oh!

HR: That's gonna go off the table.

HG: Ooh, big long neck.

J: Oh, yeah.  Tortoises are so inefficient at eating, I think.

HG: Yeah, you guys are bad at this.

J: Oh, shoot, get it.

HR: What kind of tortoises are these?

J: These are red-footed tortoises. They come from South America and they have the little spots on them. They can be orange, and there's a subspecies that's a yellow-footed tortoise as well. But, they live in, the rainforest.

HR: Okay.  

J: The outskirts, kinda, of the rainforest, like they'll sometimes venture out into...did she get it all?

HR: I think so.

J: Heeey. I'll give you the consolation prize, you can have a pear instead.  Unless she eats it faster.

HG: She's comin' over.

J: I got it!

HR: Better.

HG: I love this tortoise race, it is really hilarious.

J: This is Yucca and this is Titus, we've had Yucca for - 

HG: Titus, go, go, go!  Quick, before -

J: She's gonna get it. She's gonna take it. He is trying so hard. 

HG: Get away from my pear. 

J: So they have no teeth and they don't use their hands to eat so it's all like, beak and tongue. 

HG: I can't believe this.  Titus is embarrassing.

HR: This is like, what's that "hungry hungry hippos" game, yeah-

HG: On like 240 frames per second, hungry hungry hippos, just like vwooooo

HR: This is making me appreciate more um -

HG: Forks? 'Cause that's what it's making me appreciate.  Being able to put food into my own mouth.

HR: That movie about the animals, what was it called, the recent one about the cop bunny

J: Zootopia.

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HR:And there's the scene with the sloth is really slow and like it looks like they did it in slow motion but then like the tortises are actually doing it in slow motion, they actually animated that.

J: They're doing it.

HR: And they actually animated that.

J: Go, Titus, go!  

HG: I'm trying to help.  

HR: You're trying to push it off the table.  

HG: Ooh, turtle fight.

J: Ouch, oh I don't think he meant to do that! He was just trying to get it. That was a good bite!

HG: So do they just find lots of pears and bananas on the forest floor?

J: They are primarily fruit eaters, yeah, but they'll eat- it's really because - [laughter]

HG: I love that!

J: He's trying so hard! Good job, Titus. Yeah, so they take these-lookit, she mashed it. And so they swallow these fruits whole, and then they don't digest-

HG: My god, it's hilarious.

J: They don't digest very thoroughly, and so, you know, it comes out of them pretty quickly and whole seeds-so they're seed dispersers. Um, I like to call them gardners of the rainforest because they'll be eating fruit over here, and they'll take a little hike, and they'll poop over there and plant some trees, and it's all good. They don't travel really far, and each one of them has their own personality-yeah, you ate it, you did great!
So it's really interesting to study these guys because a lot of people don't recognize that reptiles have a lot of social structure or personalities, and they totally do! So I love when new studies on tortoises come out because these guys are social, and they have communications, and they have social cues, and they- are you gonna get it? Yeah, you want your own this time! [laughter]

HG: Oh my god, you guys are just gonna push it right off the table. I'm not helping your best time. Oh! So close!

J: He had it, he had it!



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J: You can't have hers, you knocked yours off! Here!

HG: Where are you going, why are you so obsessed with the edge of the table? These are nice!

HR: So why does this one have all these bumps and this one's flat?

J: Yeah, it's interesting that you said this was nice, Hank, because that's actually a malformation of his shell there.

HG: Okay.

HR: That one?

J: Yeah. So we've had Yucca since she was fairly young and she had proper humidity and lighting and diet, where we got Titus when he was 10 years old and he did not have those things, mostly he was lacking a lot of humidity. And they're doing more and more studies on is it calcium, is it lighting, it is overall nutrition, and they've really honed it down to the humidity when they're just hatchlings. And if they don't have the proper care during that time in captivity then - 

HG: They get these big old bumps.

J: Yeah, huge. Pyramiding is what it's called. So he's a male, she's about 9 and he's 11, we've had him for a year.

HR: So is he smaller because he's a male of because he had bad humidity when he was a baby?

J: Well, the pyramiding is from the humidity and then he is not big enough for his size, so he should be larger than her. So males are larger than females and he's older so he should definitely be bigger than her.

HR: And how do you tell the males and females?

J: I'm glad you asked!

HG: Should I just turn him over?

J: This might get a little bit graphic here. So we'll look at hers first and her plastron is going to be flatter, straight, flatter, and then if you take a look at her tail it's tiny, it's like half a thumb. This little thing right here, that's her little tail. And when we look at - sorry, Titus, interruption.

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J: Take a look at his plastron, see how it's indented.

HG: For one specific reason.

J: It fits like a puzzle. And then this is his tail, from there to there.

HG: Oh, he's wrapping it around!

J: It's a huge tail and it can come down about that far. Guesses on why he would need a bigger tail?

HG: So it could kickstand?

J: It does help him manouver a little bit. What's the most important thing in an animals life? What are they trying to do?

HG: Sex.

HR: Yeah.

J: Reproduce, right? Yeah, so there's some space there that needs to be achieved to make this happen.

HG: And so his tail -

J: His cloaca comes out, it's at the tip of his tail, not at the base of his tail like most animals.

HG: Whaaat? He's got like a - 

J: So it's like an extended cloaca.

HR: That is super weird!

HG: I've never heard of that, that's exciting for me!

J: So he stretches it down underneath the bottom of her shell and then the cloaca has nice and easy access.

HG: I mean, it's like a reptile with a penis.

J: It is a reptile with a penis.

HG: But like it's not quite a penis, cause it's a tail.

J: But the penis comes out of the tail.

HG: But the cloaca is not a penis, Jessi.

J: So the cloaca is at the tip of the tail and then this large, mushroom-shaped penis comes out of it.

HG: Oh, there's a penis that comes out of the tail!

J: So the tail comes out, it's under here and then the penis is like, "whoaaa."

HG: What?

J: Yeah.

HR: That is bizarre.

HG: Oh man! Oh man, that's real weird!

J: It's awesome, it's really cool! And I didn't get to experience it in detail, I knew that it happened but I didn't get to experience it until we rescued Titus, and it's like, "whaaaat?!" In person this is cool.

HG: So have they had relations?

J: They do, they do. Yup, yup.

HG: That's the end of that story? Did you get turtle babies or anything?

J: No...

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HG: Sorry, is it tortoise?

J: Tortoise. Sorry, I missed that too.

HG: I keep saying turtle.

J: Yeah, tortoise. She may not produce eggs even though they are having relations, and if she does, then she does, you know? We're not promoting breeding them.

HG: Right, you're not trying to breed these guys.

J: And so we don't offer her a nesting site or anything like that, so the chances that she'll actually - probably not going to.

HG: She just might not do it, yeah.

J: But they're social animals, and so we were happy to be able to offer Titus a home and I was worried about Yucca being lonely, so -

HR: They hang out in the same enclosure?

J: They do! And they're cool because in the wild they will follow each other, that's a common behaviour, and so, at Animal Wonders, they make little trains, a two-tortoise train.

HG: And they have plenty of habitat in their home areas or not?

J: No, actually these guys are vulnerable now, so they're endangered in certain areas, but overall they're threatened, I should say, and it's due to habitat loss. But also these guys are eaten as food. Oh, she's going to the bathroom?

HG: Oh yay.

J: Do you see how little her tail is? Tiny little tail.

HG: Yeah, and just get it all up in your pee.

J: Well, her cloaca is at the end of her tail too.

HG: Is it? So she's also got a little pee-er, tail pee-er? Oh my gosh!

J: Yeah, got some pee drippage there.

HG: That's so interesting! How would that have happened?

HR: Well, Hank, if you think of, like, a snake, it's also pretty much at the end of the snake.

J: No, but it's at the base of their tail.

HG: It's not in the tail.

HR: It's at the base of the tail, okay.

J: Yeah, yeah, so it's cool.

HG: I wanna know, do you know if this is a thing with any other tortoise species?

J: With other tortoises? Yeah, it's at the end of their tail, so that they can reach around.

HR: Is it all tortoises?

J: I'm not gonna say every tortoise cause I don't know.

HG: Okay, but it's a common tortoise thing.#

J: Oh, excitement! Excitement on this end! She's trying to plant a tree!

HR: If you can't see what is happening right there - 

J: Would you like to see?

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HR: It just looks like you just took what they just ate and put it in a blender and let it sit for a day.

J: So this is like banana and grape and some tortoise biscuits that we gave them.

HG: That's great.

J: Yeah, sometimes it's chunkier like little logs and sometimes it's not, it's just they way it happens.

HG: Not a sign of health?

J: Not a sign of health, no, it just comes out in different ways.

HG: Don't you run off the table!

J: Don't walk off the table, buddy! Here, have a grape. Yeah, over here.

HG: There.

J: There you go, bud. So these guys, they're not as long-lived as a lot of tortoises, some of them can get up to hundreds of years old.

HG: And it's also pooping out of its tail... this is so interesting.

J: I thought this would be an interactive one.

HG: You're telling me about their age and I'm just like -

J: "Wait it's pooping?!"

HG: "Wait, but it has this all-pupose hole at the end of its tail?!"

J: - that they can whip around. My favourite is when she totally wags her tail and sometimes she'll just sit there and she'll go to the bathroom and she'd wag it so she makes room for more.

HG: Yeah, just pile it all up in one pile.

J: Yup, yup.

HG: Oh man, I need to go read a Wikipedia page or two, I can't believe I didn't know this about tortoises.

J: It's cool, it's cool. So, age. So, they don't live to be hundreds of years old, they live to be like 50 to 60 years.

HG: I mean, that's a long time.

J: It's still a long time, yeah.

HG: And these are 9 and 10, so do they get much bigger?

J: Like 11 and 9.

HG: Sorry.

J: Yeah, she's pretty much full-grown, males get a little bit bigger, they get to be about 12 inches long and 16 at the max. They're not huge tortoises.

HG: I mean, that's pretty big. They're pretty big right now.

J: I mean, I'm used to [inaudible] tortoises or Galapagos tortoises, they get massive. 


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J: But if you pick her up, point her bum over the table and hold her. She's heavy, right?

HG: Yeah, yeah.

J: She's heavier than you'd think.

HG: That's like 15 pounds, 20 pounds.

J: Yeah she is 16 pounds. Now feel him.

HR: Two gallons of milk.

HG: Aww, you're so little!

J: Yeah, so his shell is also not as thick, dense as hers. And then we're thinking malnutrition. He never stops eating, he's just so hungry all the time.

HG: How long have you had him?

J: We've had him just under a year.

HG: He eats all the time, but he's not very good at it. There you go, get it in there, buddy.

J: So I was talking about what they eat, so they eat mostly fruits and then they do the seed dispersal thing, but what's really cool abou them is that they're kind of indiscriminate about what they eat. They'll eat anything that resembles food and even things that don't resemble food. So they'll eat grasses and roots and bulbs and fruit, they'll eat insects, sometimes they'll eat lizards and frogs and snakes, they'll eat carrion.

HG: How is a tortoise gonna catch a lizard?

HR: It's a dead lizard?

J: Yeah, it would eat a dead lizard, but sometimes they'll find a dead animal and just gorge themselves on it, which seems kinda gross. But they'll also eat feces.

HG: No.

J: A lot of fox feces as well. We do not feed them fox feces.

HG: But they find it.

J: Not at our place, no. But in the wild they would. They would go for anything that has some sort of nutritional value, they're gonna gulp it down.

HG: Gotta make it work as a tortoise, it's not like food is coming to you.

J: Yeah, they just walk around and do their thing, eating food.

HR: Can I ask you a question about their legs? I've noticed about tortoises before, they seem to walk with their front hands in. Is that typical to all tortoises, cause turtles don't - 

J: Yeah, so turtles are gonna be more like this, they're gonna be locomoting like this.

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