Hello, it's the 5th day of April. I just put my Vlogbrothers video up. It's about the implications of 100% accurate speech recognition, as well as the possible implications of artificial intelligence and bionic implants. Also about how bad Google is at actually translating the things that I say.

So somebody mentioned in the last video the stuff behind me, so I'm gonna go through the stuff behind me for a second. Someone saw the feet up there, those blue feet there, and they said "is that a dinosaur or a yeti?" Great guesses, it's a yeti. Raaaaaaaaawr. A nerdfighter gave this to me when I was on the nerdfighter tour. There's a lot of stuff back there, so let's go through.

I don't know what this is. Scary, cute mummy. This is Mace Windu. He has a purple lightsaber. People always think this is Doctor Who, but it's not, it's Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Bebop. Pow pow, pow. This is another Cowboy Bebop action figure. This is Jet.

Of course, we've got our bobble John. Han Solo, young Obi-Wan Kenobi. This is another young Obi-Wan Kenobi, but he's funny and adorable. Yoda. Gotta have a Yoda. This is Hellboy, but he's like the grossest Hellboy ever because he's made of this stuff that's like...stretchy. I think I've showed him on a video before. Everything sticks to him too, so he's covered in dust and dirt and fuzz and cat hair.

This is Scuzzy Kizoozle Curl, the actual squirrel that was in that video. He's like crunchy now, because of the fake blood hasn't totally washed off. This is a Chevrolet Volt concept car action figure thing that I got because I'm a dork.

Here's a cow. This is the trophy that Katherine won for winning a cow Pictures of various things up there...

This rose made of electrical tape. There's also a tiny replica of my guitar. And this thing, which is called a Smile on a Stick.

Alan, my partner at DFTBA records is doing some vlog every day in April at his new channel, youtube.com/alanvlogs and today he talked about his five brain-crack URLs that are sitting in his domain registry that he hasn't done anything with and I think that's what I'm going to be talking about tomorrow so come on by tomorrow and you can find out about all the weird domain names that I own.

What is up with this hair? I can't get it. Is it attached to my head? No, it's not. I'll see you then.