Hello and welcome to Truth or Fail, YouTube's only game show. Is there a clone behind me? There is isn't there. I told you not to sign books in the frame! Get out! Clones. I guess it's not YouTube's only game show but it is the most popular. Although, admittedly, that's a low bar. The big difference between TV game shows and YouTube game shows is that on TV you play for prizes and money and here you play for pride. And pride is not very valuable. But this week we're changing things up. There will be a prize. One person who finishes Truth or Fail this week will get an autographed copy of the John Green book of their choice. But before you get there you're gonna have to suffer through a lot of grossness. Let's get started. The rules here are simple. I tell you two purported facts, you click on the true one or you fail.

Fact number one: A woman in New Mexico recently plead guilty to twisting off her daughter-in-law's nipple.

OR

Fact number two: In May, a Wyoming man was arrested for illegally storing 3800 gallons of his own urine and feces. Delicious.

Which of those facts is true? Is it nipples or urine and feces? You must click on one. Now. Using your mouse. Unless you are watching on your phone in which case you should go to a computer because this game does not work on phones. Click. Click. The video is about to end. Click. Pick. You fail!