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Chris: Would you say John and I are your favorite clients you've ever had?

Laura: Hmmm, I say that- I say that to everyone. John: But I noticed you didn't just say it to us.

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Chris: 'Kay, just tell me when to start.

Laura: Go.

Chris: Tell me when. Now?

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John (off-camera): That thing is very... it needs some DW-40, BTW.

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Chris: Now- You meant now.

Laura: I meant like-

Chris: Okay. Laura: Five seconds ago.

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Chris: How's it goin' man?

Person: Good, how are you?

Chris: Alright.

Person: What are you guys up to?

Chris: Oh, just filming a YouTube show. Person: (?~1:58) Chris: Yeah, about great tennis.

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John: We're going rogue. We're going rogue!

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Chris: You know, I did get a inquiry about doing some modelling for John: Yeah- *laughs*

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John: is just blowing up lately (Chris: *mind-blown*). You won't even know for sure until you go to the site yourself.

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John: Oh, it's magnificent. You look like Michelangelo's David. Chris: Like if Michelangelo's David if pizza and nachos had been invented back then? (John: *laughs*)

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Person: Hold from your legs.

Chris: Look at- look at you, are those full splits?

Person: Get it, get it! Chris: Those are full f

splits. (Various: *laughs*)

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John: Woooooo! Oh my god!

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John: That was the hardest thing I did today.

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John: That was one of the hardest things I did.

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John: That was hard.

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John: This was definitely the worst other than boxing.

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Chris: That was too much.

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John: Well, that sucked.

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Chris: Oh, I got a f


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Chris: My a** is sore from lunges the other day.

John: Mine too, man. My a** is like- has only been this sore once before. Bonnie Micheli: *laughs*

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Chris: Basketball is so much f

more fun than this, Laura! Laura: Oh, come on!

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*sneaker squeaks, heavy breathing, and other basketball noises* John: Hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

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John: So, when this is over, Sarah, I'm going to need you to come here twice a week with me for the rest of our lives. Sarah: *laughs*

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Chris: I think Andre Agassi would've been proud of that one. Andre Agassi would stuff that right back in my f


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Chris: Can you name every state capital?

John: Montpelier, Vermont.

Chris: *grunts*

John: Bismarck in North Dakota.

Chris: What about South Dakota? John: *inhales* Pierre?

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John: Still look like a doofus doing this! Laura: Not as doofus-y!

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John: Still don't love this.

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*clapping and breathing*

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Chris: Why I had that- we can't do that.

John: Nope. Chris: No, no, no, cut that!

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Chris: There were so many jokes to be made there that were inappropriate. (Various: *chuckles*)  

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John: Nobody can use the- (Chris: No.) We can't use any of this. John: It's all gonna have to be muted- ahhh!

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Chris: Embarass yourself on national YouTube. (Off-camera: hehe.) Is this regional or national YouTube?

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John: That's not gonna be in the show, let's move on.

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Chris: Engage that core.

Laura: Yep. Chris: Engage it.

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John: Ngggghghghggghghggghhghghg- uuuuuuhhhhh. Chris and

Laura: 4:15!

Laura: Is that even burning? Chris: Should've done 4:20, bruh. (Various: *chuckles*)

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Chris: *slaps legs* C'mon! *slaps legs again* C'mon!

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Chris: Yeah, there you go, Johnny. (Off camera: hehehe.) Get it, Johnny!

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John:  Good lord-

Laura: Hold on, no no no, don't let go.

John: It's really hard. 

Laura: You have a relationship for about five minutes with this. So...

Chris (to apparatus): Hi, my name is Chris.

John (to apparatus): I'm John.

Chris (to apparatus): What's your name?

John (to apparatus): What type of stuff do you like to do for fun?

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Chris: Okay. John: This is a weird bit.

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John: *heavy breathing* Still hate this shot.

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John: I still hate this shot.

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*heavy breathing, wind, and loud rustling* John: This is horrible!

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Chris: I'm not very good at food tracking... umm... *makes an odd face* John: What is that?

Chris: That's the face- uhh, that's a weird face.

John: Oh, that they can use? *laughs*

Chris: Yeah, they can use like- *makes another odd face*

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Chris: *embodies every loud gym bro ever* That good?

John: See what you needed? He got more than I needed.

Laura (Off camera): *laughs*

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John: It's also fragile, Chris, and the thing is, when death comes for you, its embrace is so absolute.

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Laura: ...position?

John: This would be, like, if I ever wanted a new portrait drawn... (Laura: *laughs*)

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Chris: You say something sometimes, and it- you're really good at it.

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John: I don't have enough spatial intelligence to get your- to get your sex jokes. (Laura (Off camera): Alright, ready? Three...)

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Laura: You know, I got these at a toy store.

Chris: I can tell. Laura: *laughs*

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Chris (singing... kind of): Let's get physical... physical

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Chris (singing... kind of... again): Kris Kross will make ya'... jump, jump... (Laura: Ah, can't do that here!) Daddy Mac will make ya'... (John: Can't include this.) jump. Oh.

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John: Chris is a master of ancient memes.

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Chris: I'm like Vince Vaughn in Old School.

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Chris: I'm a middle-aged man trying to stay relevant.

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Chris (singing... not well... still): deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh dehhhhhyeeehh... deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh dehhhhhyeeehh... 

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Chris: You want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.

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John: The year 1930... the Depression is rocking America! And Chris Water is making... cultural references.

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Chris (more bad singing) Jump up, jump up, and get down.

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Chris: Is- Oh- Is it Her-mee-nee? Is that her name? John: Oh my god.

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*clapping and breathing* John: Finally got it on the last one.

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Chris: It's like the feeling you get at the end of reading a great book (Off camera: Yeah.) . I'm sure that if I ever finished An Abundance of Katherines, (Off-camera: *wheeze*)(John: You'll feel that way.) that I would probably get that... mental euphoria.

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Chris: And he's in his radio, deep radio voice, and he's like, "Falling in love is like falling asleep."

John then Chris: *laughs*

Chris: "A little and then all at once."

John: *laughs*

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John: Day 99. We still don't- we still don't got it! Nope! (

Chris: Come on.) Look at the elbows. There we go! (Chris: Good sound.)

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John: That's good, clean, American fun right there.

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Chris: Laura, thank you.

Laura: That's a firm handshake.

John: No, we're ending on the Bon Jovi thing, so this is- we don't need any of this. We got the ending.

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