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Duration:03:59
Uploaded:2007-09-05
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In which Hank sings a song about being annoyed...and homicidal.

Lyrics:
Hello Evil Lady
at the grocery store
it seems that you don't know
what the express lane's for
It says twelve items or less
But you're exempt from that I guess
And your

Don't make me kill you
over twenty five cents
I'll give you a freakin quarter
if it makes that much difference
And you just remembered something you forgot to get
OK... that's it,
I'm gonna kill you

That's right I'm gonna kill you
and possibly your whole family too
All I want is some courtesy
some kindness and maybe an apology
If you don't get out of my grocery line
I'll do scorpion's fatality and rip out your spine
I'm usually a very peaceful person
but I'm gonna kill you

I just wrote a note to a guy down the street
who recently invested in a giant SUV
it said "I hope you know that we're fightin' a war
so you can get your fat ass home from the grocery store
If you don't trade it in, I'm gonna kill you"

Yeah I'm gonna kill you
with a car bomb in your H2
I don't think it'd be too much to ask
for you to be a bit less of an ass
I suggest you reinvest in a Honda Fit
If you don't, you're gonna regret it
I'm usually a very peaceful person,
but I'm gonna kill you

It's 3:00 AM and my neighbor upstairs
is actually worse than my worst nightmares
He had some friends over
for some late-night Red Rover
And now...yeah...they're practicing tap dance

Yeah I'm gonna kill you
and all your loud-ass friends too
I don't think it'd be too much to ask
for you to be a bit less of an ass
If I don't get some peace and quiet
I'll put you on a strychnine diet
I'm usually a very peaceful person
but I'm gonna kill you.

Chords

Verse
Am-G-F
Am-G-F
C-F-G-Am
Am-G-F

Chorus
Am-G-F-Am
Am-G-F-Am
Am-F-G=Am
Am-G-F


HERE ARE A LOT OF LINKS TO NERDFIGHTASTIC THINGS:

Shirts and Stuff: http://dftba.com/artist/30/Vlogbrothers
Hank's Music: http://dftba.com/artist/15/Hank-Green
John's Books: http://amzn.to/j3LYqo

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Hank's Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/hankgreen
Hank's Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/hankimon
Hank's tumblr: http://edwardspoonhands.tumblr.com

John's Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/realjohngreen
John's Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/johngreenfans
John's tumblr: http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com

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Other Channels
Crash Course: http://www.youtube.com/crashcourse
SciShow: http://www.youtube.com/scishow
Gaming: http://www.youtube.com/hankgames
VidCon: http://www.youtube.com/vidcon
Hank's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/hankschannel
Truth or Fail: http://www.youtube.com/truthorfail

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Nerdfighteria
http://effyeahnerdfighters.com/
http://effyeahnerdfighters.com/nftumblrs
http://reddit.com/r/nerdfighters
http://nerdfighteria.info/

A Bunny
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Good morning John, it's Wednesday, September 5th.

(singing) Oh hello Evil Lady at the grocery store It seems that you don't know What the express lane is for It says twelve items or less But you're exempt from that I guess And you started up an argument... about coupons

Oh don't make me kill you over twenty five cents I'll give you a freakin' quarter If it makes that much difference And you just remembered something you forgot to get your husband’ll be right back with it OK... that's it, I'm gonna kill you

Yeah I'm gonna kill you and possibly your whole family too All I want is some courtesy some kindness and maybe an apology If you don't get out of my grocery line I'll do scorpion's fatality and rip out your spine I'm usually a very peaceful person But I'm gonna kill you

I just wrote a note To the guy down the street who recently invested In a giant SUV It said "I hope you know that we're fightin' no war so you can get your fat ass home from the grocery store" you’d better trade it in or I’m gonna kill you"

Yeah I'm gonna kill you With a car bomb in your H2 I don't think it'd be too much to ask For you to be a bit less of an ass I suggest you reinvest in a Honda Fit If you don't, you're gonna regret it I'm usually a very peaceful person, But I'm gonna kill you

It's 3:00 AM and my neighbor upstairs Is actually worse than my worst nightmares he had some friends over for some late-night Red Rover and now...yeah... they're practicing tap dance

Yeah I'm gonna kill you and all your loud-ass friends too I don't think it'd be too much to ask For you to be a bit less of an ass If I don't get some peace and quiet I'll put you on a strychnine diet I'm usually a very peaceful person But I'm gonna kill you.

(Talking) I'm really not an angry person... but people just get on my nerves sometimes.

Thanks to Katherine for all of the help with that song, particularly with coming up with the idea for it, and several of the lines. So if you want more than that, I'm afraid I can't give it to you, because singing like that has made my voice a little bit weak. I am not a bass. I have to work for it, and it tears it up in there.

(Indicated neck vein with hand) See my neck vein coming out: NECK VEIN NECK VEIN! (hoarsely)

Anyway, I gotta go. See you tomorrow.