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Oculus Rift, Classroom Aquatic: Today Hank Green becomes a Dolphin! Watch Hankphin try and cheat his way to an A+ in Classroom Aquatic!
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Game Played:

Hello and welcome to Games With Hank. I'm Hank. This is Games With Me.

We are gonna be playing a game, today, in which I get to be a underwater dolphin...maybe...

When I first heard about this, I was actually really excited, 'cuz I've always wanted to be a dolphin. But it turns out uh-you-you're just in a classroom taking a test with dolphins. So let's do it! MAGIC EYEBALLS!

Ooh, yes, very tropical. Uh, "How To Play," "Start," "Options," "Credits,"-I'm just gonna start. I don't care how to play. Pop quiz! Oh, I got three erasers just in case. Oh. There's my-Oh, my teacher is an orca? That doesn't make any sense. No, this is a different species of dolphin.

"Alright students, eyes up front! I decided to give you a surprise test!"-This is my dolphin translation.-"And I don't wanna see" Aah-That's-that's really fast. "Alright everybody, you can begin your test." Alright.

The period after the Ordovician is set after a major extinction when sixty percent of marine species were wiped out. Uhh... I don't know-Oh, hey, teacher! I-whoa! Are you looking at me? I can't-I can't see other people's tests! That's way too far away!

Wha-I don't understand. Why is there inside-I guess there would be inside-Oh, there's a jellyfish!

I can't tell...what any of the other people are answering...Oh, sorry, buddy! Oh! What's that? Why-why are you up there? I ca-Hahahaha...uh...well, hey, teacher! Oh no, what's wrong, dolphin friend?

Oh, can I, like, throw it? Ooh! Ooh, did I throw it at my-What happened? Nothing. I don't know. This would all be going much better if I... knew how to get to the next- Oh there's a dolphin skeleton over there that's creepy.

Ohh uhh oh- oh, oh I did it. Oh woah. I just like m- just like went ahead and was like, hey! what's up? Uhh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! I'm sorry dolphin mom! I'm sorry! You're um- that was just my butt hurt! I was itchy butted! Oh, I got one strike against me?

"Which flag... belongs in the Caribbean"- I don't know! I don't know. Probably not  "British Virgin Islands" because it doesn't have a thing. Uh, Union Jack. 

Whatcha doin' teacher pants? No, you don't have- who's got- who's got this question? Am I too late? Nobody- everybody's way ahead of me... right now... on this. 

Hey- Oh, sorry. I don't even know how I got to the next question. What happened? Hey! Ho! Hey dolphin mom! Are you mad at me again? I didn't do anything! I didn't do anything dolphin mom! Why is this teacher a different species?

"The period after the Ordovician is set after"- oh I already answered this question. No, no! Okay. "Bookbinder T.J. Cobden" - this is a weird class. They tes- study lots of things.

Uh, "nearly destroyed this typeface rather than allow the rights to pass... to his partner." You know, I don't know. I have no idea. That's not my area of expertise. 

Whatcha doin' dolphin mom? Oops. Oh! I'm not doing anything you go on over there. Ohh! Oh, no, no, I'm good. What'd you say? Oh! I think you said that. Okay. Next question. 

Ah. Blanks "were once eponymous named" -what? "were once eponymous"... eponymously? You mean eponymously? "Named after the physicist Wilhelm Rontgen." Oh, dang it! Henry! What's the answer to this question? "X-rays." X-rays. Henry from Minute Physics just happens to be in my office right now so that's convenient. 

"The stratovalcano"... stratovalcano -"serves as the entrance to the subterranean journey in Jules Verne's Journey to the Center of the Earth." Oh, wow! Those- none of those things mean anything to me. 

Uh, oh, sorry - no I didn't mean to do that. This one, yes, this one- no this one. Uh, oh sorry! Oh teacher! What are you- oh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm terrible at test taking as a dolphin! 

Oh, fine. I don't care. I'm just gonna guess. Go with B every time, right? Oh. Okay. Oh! Fail! I failed! I got 2 of 10! 2 of 10! I'm a terrible dolphin!

Well, turns out I'm really bad at cheating on tests. And also dolphins have weirdly diverse classes. And also they're learning a lot about human history. Why don't they learn dolphin history?

So I'm looking forward to the day when on Oculus I can actually be a dolphin, and not just go to a class I haven't taken all semester, which... I have that dream enough already, except this time there's dolphins. 

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