(sings) I don't think you know what you think you know, baby.

But, baby, don't you think that I know what I know, maybe? Baby, I know what you think that I don't know. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. I know that you don't think I know that I know what I know. I don't know what you think I think, you think you know I don't.

But I know what you don't think I know. I know, I know, I know. Baby, I know that you don't know what I know.

Baby, I know that you don't know what I know. I don't know what I think, but I know what I know. But you think that you know what I know that you don't, That I know what you think I don't know.

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. I know that you don't think I think that I know what I know.

I don't know what you think I think you think you know I don't. But I know what you don't think I know. I know, I know, I know.

Baby, I know that you don't know what I know. Baby, I know that you don't know what I know. (talks) That song only has ten words in it. And yes, I have been struck down by the evil goddess influenza.

Do you remember the tiny chicken? If you remember the tiny chicken, then you've been with us for a long time. The tiny chicken has returned and it's laying its little tiny chicken eggs inside of my brain, and their liquid is coming out of my nose.

Tiny chicken. I wrote that song as part of the Masters of Song Fu song writing challenges and I'm submitting it today, and it will be up with a bunch of other ten word songs at quickstopentertainment.com on Thursday, if you want to check those out. I did want you all to know one thing, though.

Like, there are some amazing ventriloquists in the world, but none of them can do this. Hank: Aaah. Hank sock: Aaah.

I'm not actually a ventriloquist. Also, I wanted to mention that there is something very sort of strange and cool and amazing going on with this thing I've been following called ThisIsNotTom.com. ThisIsNotTom.com was a bunch of really cool riddles but the riddles and the challenges are very rewarding when you get them, and it seems to be taking a turn for the awesome.

So thisisnottom.com if you're interested in ways to while away the time while being entertained, and also fascinated. So if you want hours of amusement, banging your head against your desk and then saying "Aaah!" I don't suggest doing it while on NyQuil. That makes things more difficult.

I have to go to sleep. And do my taxes. I don't know if I can do both of those things at the same time, but I'm gonna try.