Oh, it has to be! GET IT, GET IT GOOH! What a beautiful goal!

(0:03) 
Magical moments that they got to share which is so OHOHOH! Speaking of which, what a finish! Do the robot. Do the robot!

(0:11)
Result and so they are in FIFA 14 and they are scoring some goals!

(0:15)
Do you see him? Do you see him? You saw him! AND HE SCORED! OH! And he did the robot. And he did the robot.

(0:22)
Paid for by people who love A... OHOOOH!

(0:26)
Yeah, I would dry heave while, while, while, like, trying to get a pretzel from a pretzel stand.

(0:30)
Pass to your husband! OHH, HE'S A FINISHER!

(0:34)
Just absolutely dominating the game!

(0:37)
Will he get his hat-trick? HE WILL!

(0:39)
Think is OH! Finisher!

(0:42)
Bald John Green, he's just stronger and faster than his opponents. Four goals!

(0:46)
We've got to score. Get it, YES! Oh, they love each other!

(0:50)
I love that guy! Oh, and he's open!
'Bald John Green, John Green,
He gives it all for the team,
Upon his moustache we're keen,
Bald John Green, John Green.'

(1:06)
Again, saved by Pidgeley. Clearly fictional name.

(1:12)
Sarah: Oh. Bald John Green is on this team.
John: GET IT, GET IT, GET IT, DAH HAHHH!

(1:18)
Basically agreed to start a business together that will never OHOOOH!

(1:24)
We got a chance there! YES! OH, THE DREAM IS ALIVE! GO GET THE BALL!

(1:28)
Get it! OHHH HOOOH!
'YAYAYAYAYA BAMBA!
YAYAYAYAYA BAMBA BA - DIDN'T WRITE THE REST OF THE WORDS,
I DIDN'T WRITE THE REST OF THE WORDS,
BUT WHAT A BEAUTIFUL GOAL!
YAYA BAMBA'

(1:42)
This was something someone asked about that I thought was interesting. OH! JUST LIKE THAT!

(1:46)
Speaking of beautiful wild animals! OH! IT'S S'MOORE!

(1:51)
But please tell me what the tune should be because, I, as, I don't no if you can tell, but I'm not gifted with tunes. OH! You know what I am gifted with? Goals!

(1:58)
Yeah. It's good use of the Y-button.

(2:00)
Pass it and score. Score! Score! OOOH! LUKE MOORE WITH HIS SECOND GOAL!

(2:05)
Know who's not behind? Green Eggs and off the post! AND IT'S FRANCOOOOOOMB! Doing the robot.

(2:15)
You've gotta say, It could be the greatest victory in the history of AFC Wimbledon! That's right, go get the ball! Let's go back and score some more!

(2:22)
You can't make them cranky. They don't like OOOH! YAYA... Dang it! It's almost, It's almost like the world didn't want me to sing that song again.

(2:32)
Like Matt Smith. He's not famous anymore, but the 1953 movie Mr Smith Goes to Washington, I mean, that's a, that's a perennial.

(2:38)
And that is really cool. So that's basically my dream and I'm basically getting to live it now. Speaking of living my dream! How about a goal from Jackie Midson!

(2:45)
Bald John Green?! Other John Green?! OH IT DOESN'T TAKE HIM LONG!

(2:50)
FRANCOMB?! HE'S GOT TWO! HE'S GOT TWO AND HE DOES THE ROBOT AGAIN!

(2:54)
Do some things that I don't know how to do. GET IN! GET IN!
'YAYAYAYAYA BAMBA!'
I still don't have any lyrics.

(3:01)
Oh! Was I off-sides?
'Yayayayaya Bamba!.
He was off-sides'
Really taking any excuse to sing that song.

(3:10)
Listen Sarah, it's not my fault that I have a player named Ya Bamba who sometimes scores. I can't do anything about that, he's a genius.