Hello.
(starts playing and singing)
I'm procrastinating
Because planning conferences is freakin' frustrating
And I don't wanna do it, it freakin' freaks me out
And I wanna sing a song for you instead
Oh yeah

This might sound a little bit familiar
But probably not yet
But I promise it will soon oh yes I do

You say that I'm messin' with your head
All 'cause I've been making out with your friends
(Well I'm sorry bout that)
But love hurts you know, whether it's right or wrong you know
And I can't stop, 'cause I'm having too much fun

Well, you're on your knees, you're beggin' please "oh stay with me"
But honestly, I, I just need to be a little crazy

Cause all my life I've been good but now
I'm, well I'm thinking "What the hell?"
And all I want is to mess around, and I don't really care about
If you love me, you hate me
You think you can save me
But all my life I've been good but now I'm, now I"m thinking "What, what the hell"

I don't know the second verse to this song
But that's okay, I'd rather it be short than long
Oh yeah and I kind of sound like I'm Johnny Cash
Singing another song about how I gotta get some ass

Well you're on your knees you're beggin' please "stay with me"
But honestly I, I just need to be a little crazy

Cause all my life I've been good but now
I'm, I'm thinking "What the hell"
And all I want is to mess around, and you know I don't really care about
If you love me, you hate me
Well you think you can save me
But all my life I've been good but now I'm, I'm thinking "What, what, what, what the hell"

Yeah I'm thinking, I'm thinking "What the hell"
All my life I've been, I've been so, so freakin' good
But now I'm, now I'm thinking, now I'm, now I'm thinking "What, what the hell"

Whew