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A Song from Hank...though, not your usual fare, so be wary.

Thanks to Tom Milsom for help with the chord progression
http://www.youtube.com/hexachordal

I'm glad folks like the song! Sorry it's so bouncy...

I slowed the song down 250% and then lip sync'd to that (my headphones are really loud), and then sped it back up, along with the video. Playing with time...y'know...going from a playground to a graveyard...life stuff...

LYRICS:
I'd like to do some calculations
in the hopes that I'll come to some realizations
My mind is not what it used to be
that certainly isn't news to me
But I want to know how my life was spent
now that I know that I'm near the end
So I add subtract multiply and divide
to try and figure out what I did with my life

CHORUS
I spent twenty-seven years in my bed
And there's not much that I would've preferred to do instead
I spent two years chewing and six months wooing
And, I'm sure you're curious, almost three years pooing
I spent twenty five years working for a guy
that I wanted to kill when I didn't want to die
But I spent fifty seven years loving you my friend
So I guess it all makes sense at the end.

I spent nearly a full year masturbating
Second only to the year we spent copulating
I know you're not a fan of this vulgarity
But completeness is important for full clarity
I spent more than seven years watching television
and how could I not regret that decision
But I don't think that I'll ever know how much time
I did or didn't spend lookin' into your eyes.

CHORUS

I've never known any way but numbers and sums
to understand what we are and what we have become
but like numbers are perfect, that's how this has been for me
and I hope that I still give you everything you need
80 years alive and four eating food
five reading books and 57 with you
two eyes one nose one smile one life
it somehow isn't ever quite enough time.


HERE ARE A LOT OF LINKS TO NERDFIGHTASTIC THINGS:

Shirts and Stuff: http://dftba.com/artist/30/Vlogbrothers
Hank's Music: http://dftba.com/artist/15/Hank-Green
John's Books: http://amzn.to/j3LYqo

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Hank's Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/hankgreen
Hank's Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/hankimon
Hank's tumblr: http://edwardspoonhands.tumblr.com

John's Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/realjohngreen
John's Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/johngreenfans
John's tumblr: http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com

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Other Channels
Crash Course: http://www.youtube.com/crashcourse
SciShow: http://www.youtube.com/scishow
Gaming: http://www.youtube.com/hankgames
VidCon: http://www.youtube.com/vidcon
Hank's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/hankschannel
Truth or Fail: http://www.youtube.com/truthorfail

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Nerdfighteria
http://effyeahnerdfighters.com/
http://effyeahnerdfighters.com/nftumblrs
http://reddit.com/r/nerdfighters
http://nerdfighteria.info/

A Bunny
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((') (')
(Singing)
I'd like to do some calculations
In the hopes that I'll come to some realizations.
My mind is not what it used to be
That certainly isn't news to me
But I want to know
How my life was spent
Now that I am near the end
So I'll add, subtract, multiply, and divide
and I'll try and figure out what I did with my life.

I spent 27 years in my bed.
And there's not much that I would have preferred to do instead.
I spent two years chewin' and six months wooin'
And I'm sure you're curious, almost three years pooin'
I spent 25 years working for a guy
That I wanted to kill
When I didn't want to die
But I spent 57 years loving you, my friend
So I guess it all makes sense at the end.

I spent nearly a full year masturbating
Second only to the one we spent copulating
I know you're not a fan of this vulgarity
But completeness is important for full clarity
I spent more than seven years watching television
And how could I not regret that decision
But I don't think that I'll ever know how much time
That I did or didn't spend looking into your eyes.

I spent 27 years in my bed.
And there's not much that I would have preferred to do instead.
I spent two years chewin' and six months wooin'
And I'm sure you're curious, almost three years pooin'
I spent 25 years working for a guy
That I wanted to kill
When I didn't want to die
But I spent 57 years loving you, my friend
So I guess it all makes sense at the end.

I've never known any way but numbers and sums
To understand what we are and what we have become.
But like numbers are perfect,
That's how this has been for me,
And I hope that I still give you everything you need.
80 years alive, and four eating food
Five reading books and 57 with you.
Two eyes, one nose, one smile, one life,
It somehow isn't ever quite enough time.

I spent 27 years in my bed.
And there's not much that I would have preferred to do instead.
I spent two years chewin' and six months wooin'
And I'm sure you're curious, almost three years pooin'
I spent 25 years working for a guy
That I wanted to kill
When I didn't want to die
But I spent 57 years loving you, my friend
So I guess it all makes sense at the end.

Oh, I guess it all makes sense at the end.
Yeah, I guess it all makes sense at the end.