Lydia: Ugh, going back to school is so boring! Thank god I have Wicks here to keep me from dying from boredom when I'm not in class. And I'm glad you guys are starting to change your minds about him. He's an alright dude.

Wickham: Just alright?

Lydia: I'm hanging out with you against everyone's better judgment, okay? So-

Wickham: After what I did for you in Vegas?

Lydia: You're right, I'm sorry. Um, thank you. I didn't...

Wickham: Nah, just messing with you. [laughs] And thank you for hanging out with me, besides you're more open minded than most. But that's clear from your videos.

Lydia: Well, yeah, but- You watch my videos?

Wickham: Of course I do! You intrigue me. Besides, it's the best way I can find out about your life. And now we can skip past the awkward, "Your favorite movie, and your favorite food and your extra curricular activities."

Lydia: Extra curricular activities?

Wickham: Babysitting. Or the stuff you take with you when you're babysitting, I guess is a better way to put it.

Lydia: Oh. That. Um.

Wickham: What?

Lydia: I don't do that, it's just like every once in a while. It's not a big deal, I mean I'm not like crazy.

Wickham: Not the reaction I expected from someone who posted the video for thousands of people, but...

Lydia: Yeah, people who are strangers.

Wickham: You know there are people you know who actually watch these videos. I know that your sisters-

Lydia: Decided what they think of me a long time ago. 

Wickham: Yeah? So did I. And I think that you have a crush on me.

[Lydia snorts]

Lydia: What? No. That is stupid, shut up!

Wickham: Mmm hmm, mm hmm, aww is it because you're scared? Aww.

Lydia: The Lydia Bennet is afraid of nothing. 

Wickham: Alright then, have dinner with me. Right now. A date. Besides, we already skipped to the kissing part.

Lydia: That was Vegas, it's different. That was just making out, you were just there. 

Wickham: Yeah? Well, what if I wan't to be more than just there. 

Lydia: I don't do dating, and relationships, and all that.

Wickham: But, New Year, new Lydia, right? What's stopping you? [pause] Lizzie, right. It must have slipped my mind because we were so casual. Yeah, I should go. I don't want to get between you guys or anything.

Lydia: She's not watching.

Wickham: What? What makes you think that? 

Lydia: Well, I told her not to so she's not. 

Wickham: There is no way that she's not watching your videos, I'm sure of it. 

Lydia: Well, maybe, but... No, she doesn't. I mean...

Wickham: Mm hmm.

Lydia: Sh-she doesn't. Um...

[Lydia kisses Wickham]

Wickham: Wow. So...

Lydia: Shut up.

Wickham: Yes ma'am. 

[Wickham pushes Lydia down onto the couch and she grabs the camera. Outro plays]