John: Hi. First I want you to look up at the YouTube logo. Oh, what just happened?! Second, uh, I don’t remember what was second. Second, we are only a few thousand dollars away from shaving P4A into Wheezy Waiter’s chest hair. Third, there are four videos right here for you to click on. Please click on them and spam wow wow wow them.

Corey: One of them which I just had and clicked away from is by the Templemans and they are currently at 700 comments but if they get to a thousand comments they are going to donate $10,000 to the Humane Society.

John: Are you serious?

Corey: Ten thousand dollars. That’s pretty awesome so you should check it out. Animals, animals are great.

John: Ten thousand dollars, that’s one of the four. Wheezy, do you have anything to add?

Craig: Uh, ten thousand dollars, that’s one of the four.

John: I hate you.