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In which John takes BuzzFeed's quiz, "Can We Guess Your Age By Your Taste In Movies?" The Wimbly Womblys play VFL Wolfsburg.

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Hello and welcome to Hankgames without Hank. My name is John Green, the manager of the AFC Wimbledon Wimbly Womblys, who today are taking on (with a terrible accent) WOLFSBURG.

I'm gonna try my British--m-my German, ready? Meredith? (with a still terrible accent) WOLFSBURG. That was it. Did I kill it, Germans? Or did I super-kill it?

What a wonderful and amazing thing that the AFC Wimbledon Wimbly Womblys, a team that just seven years ago were playing in the fifth tier of English football, today are welcoming Wolfsburg, one of the great teams from the Bundesliga, here in their beautiful green kits--and I like that the fact that they're wearing collars; I like that they respect the Wimbly Womblys enough to dress up-- that we're playing them at our stadium. We have brought them here from Germany--do they have black crotches? Meredith? They do. They do have black--they have green uniforms with black--do you see that?--with the black crotches? That's awesome. (0:54)

And we are still in the Europa League. This is the furthest we have ever made it. It's further than the Swoodilypoopers have ever made it. This is the furthest I have ever made it into the Europa League. I am excited and nervous.

This is a home-and-away thing, so the score of this game will be combined with the score of the game that we play in Germany, in Wolfsburg. And those two scores together will be the aggregate and the winner of the home-and-away aggregate will be the winner.

But there is this thing called away goals, so any goals that we give up to Wolfsburg today are very serious because if we are tied, but they have more away goals than we do, then they will move on in the tournament instead of us. So.

I like their strategy of wearing outfits that are the exact same color as the pitch. It's smart, and I respect smartness, but I also think it's a little bit unprofessional and we like to punish unprofessionalism here at the Wimbly Womblys.

I'm gonna take a quiz today. It's going to try to guess my age. They're going to try to ask me what movies I like and then they're going to tell me how old I am. But little do they know that I'm going to trick them by being YOUNG and HIP. (2:11)

 Quiz Begins